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[LaManuka]

Poots (Snappy's favorite aromatic pastime! [emoji14] )

Stomp (Snappy is momentarily called away from his fave aromatic pastime to go stomp on our latest pile of Spam!)

 

[saxguy64]

Stomp (Snappy is momentarily called away from his fave aromatic pastime to go stomp on our latest pile of Spam!)

Tombs (are not necessary, since Snappy leaves no remains of those evil spammers)

 

[LaManuka]

Tombs (are not necessary, since Snappy leaves no remains of those evil spammers)

Atoms (Snappy takes great delight in blasting those evil spammers into their constituent atoms!)

 

[Scott]

Topor (Snappy is zonked out after a heavy late nite meal of Spam!)

Ports (Snappy has girlfriends in many ports)

 

[LaManuka]

Ports (Snappy has girlfriends in many ports)

Roots (Ok, you asked for it. Snappy eats roots and leaves.)

 

[Scott]

Roots (Ok, you asked for it. Snappy eats roots and leaves.)

Toots (All that fiber and such gives Snappy the toots)

 

[LaManuka]

Toots (All that fiber and such gives Snappy the toots)

Stout (Snappy will be one stout fellow after indulging in all that sacrificial Spam)

 

[Scott]

Stout (Snappy will be one stout fellow after indulging in all that sacrificial Spam)

Louts (Louts like Snappy are usually stout)

 

[LaManuka]

Louts (Louts like Snappy are usually stout)

Stool (too much Spam and not enough veg leads to solidly backed up crocodile stoolage!)

 

[Scott]

Stool (too much Spam and not enough veg leads to solidly backed up crocodile stoolage!)

Stole (Snappy stole Spam and was sent to jail. First order of business was to clog the loo with massive stool)

 

[saxguy64]

Stole (Snappy stole Spam and was sent to jail. First order of business was to clog the loo with massive stool)

Style (a fictional crocodile who clogs the jailhouse loo with massive stool, caused by too much stolen spam? That boy's got STYLE! )

 

[Scott]

Style (a fictional crocodile who clogs the jailhouse loo with massive stool, caused by too much stolen spam? That boy's got STYLE! )

Tesla (Snappy posted bail, fled jail, sped off in a custom green Tesla, tail flapping in the breeze)

 

[LaManuka]

Tesla (Snappy posted bail, fled jail, sped off in a custom green Tesla, tail flapping in the breeze)

Melts (The stench emitted by the vapors from Snappy's stoolage melts the nose hairs of anyone unfortunate enough to be downwind)

 

[saxguy64]

Melts (The stench emitted by the vapors from Snappy's stoolage melts the nose hairs of anyone unfortunate enough to be downwind)

Steam (Snappy's stoolage stench billows forth in a steamy cloud of doom!)

 

[Scott]

Steam (Snappy's stoolage stench billows forth in a steamy cloud of doom!)


Tears (Tears will flow within 2 miles/3.2km of Snappy's toxic pinched loaves of acrid wafting stoolage)

 

[LaManuka]

Tears (Tears will flow within 2 miles/3.2km of Snappy's toxic pinched loaves of acrid wafting stoolage)

Waste (Toxic waste from Snappy's pinched loaves of acrid wafting stoolage should be shot into the Sun to ensure the safest guaranteed incineration!)

 

[saxguy64]

Waste (Toxic waste from Snappy's pinched loaves of acrid wafting stoolage should be shot into the Sun to ensure the safest guaranteed incineration!)

Swats (away the flies attracted by the bouquet of Snappy's toxic stoolage!)

 

[LaManuka]

Swats (away the flies attracted by the bouquet of Snappy's toxic stoolage!)

Watts (the burning of a single pile of Snappy's toxic stoolage provides enough watts to light up the city of Darwin for a week!)

 

[Scott]

Watts (the burning of a single pile of Snappy's toxic stoolage provides enough watts to light up the city of Darwin for a week!)

Wafts (Noxious stench from Snappy's fetid stoolage caused smog alerts for one month)

 

[LaManuka]

Wafts (Noxious stench from Snappy's fetid stoolage caused smog alerts for one month)

Fates (The fates of many asthmatic Darwin residents hang in the balance following the smog alerts caused by the noxious stench from Snappy's fetid stoolage!)