Change One Letter

[LaManuka]

Waged (Snappy waged war against unions and gave bonuses of Rocky Mountain Oysters to offset low wages.)

Egads! (Something tells me that Rocky Mountain Oysters are not actual ocean going shellfish - nevertheless they are right up Snappy's alley!)

 

[Scott]

Egads! (Something tells me that Rocky Mountain Oysters are not actual ocean going shellfish - nevertheless they are right up Snappy's alley!)

Grade (Rocky Mountain Oysters not exactly a high grade of meat and certainly not of oceanic origin. They'll slide down Snappy's discerning gullet with ease.)

 

[LaManuka]

Grade (Rocky Mountain Oysters not exactly a high grade of meat and certainly not of oceanic origin. They'll slide down Snappy's discerning gullet with ease.)

Eager (Snappy would be eager to have those Rocky Mountain Oysters slide down his not terribly discerning gullet )

 

[Scott]

Eager (Snappy would be eager to have those Rocky Mountain Oysters slide down his not terribly discerning gullet )

Rages (Snappy rages against Snippy's plea to broaden diet beyond Spam and Rocky Mountain Oysters.)

 

[LaManuka]

Rages (Snappy rages against Snippy's plea to broaden diet beyond Spam and Rocky Mountain Oysters.)

Après (How about a delicious smoothie à la viande mousseux après le dîner, to follow up that Spam and those Rocky Mountain Oysters?)

 

[Scott]

Après (How about a delicious smoothie à la viande mousseux après le dîner, to follow up that Spam and those Rocky Mountain Oysters?)

Parts (Simpleton Snappy says parts is parts; smoothie à la viande mousseux avant ou après le dîner, as long as Spam and Rocky Mountain Oysters are included.)

 

[LaManuka]

Parts (Simpleton Snappy says parts is parts; smoothie à la viande mousseux avant ou après le dîner, as long as Spam and Rocky Mountain Oysters are included.)

Paris (is Snappy's kinda town, with it's profusion of gourmet offal restaurants!)

 

[Scott]

Paris (is Snappy's kinda town, with it's profusion of gourmet offal restaurants!)

Strip (Snappy would do a strip tease atop the Eiffel Tower for gastronomic tour of Parisian gourmet offal restaurants.)

 

[LaManuka]

Strip (Snappy would do a strip tease atop the Eiffel Tower for gastronomic tour of Parisian gourmet offal restaurants.)

Crisp (There may be some shrinkage observed if Snappy was to do a strip tease atop the Eiffel Tower in the crisp Parisian weather at this time of year!)

 

[Scott]

Crisp (There may be some shrinkage observed if Snappy was to do a strip tease atop the Eiffel Tower in the crisp Parisian weather at this time of year!)

Sprig (Snappy would shrivel to mere sprig in crisp Parisian weather without benefit of a thermal tutu.)

 

[LaManuka]

Sprig (Snappy would shrivel to mere sprig in crisp Parisian weather without benefit of a thermal tutu.)

Girds (Snappy girds his manly loins and dons a thermal tutu in a desperate attempt to avoid embarrassing organ shrinkage!)

 

[saxguy64]

Girds (Snappy girds his manly loins and dons a thermal tutu in a desperate attempt to avoid embarrassing organ shrinkage!)

Grind (donning a thermal tutu is far from Snappy's normal daily grind, but, anything to avoid the embarrassment of organ shrinkage!)

 

[LaManuka]

Grind (donning a thermal tutu is far from Snappy's normal daily grind, but, anything to avoid the embarrassment of organ shrinkage!)

Grins (Snippy grins broadly at the very idea of Snappy's embarrassing organ shrinkage )

 

[Scott]

Grins (Snippy grins broadly at the very idea of Snappy's embarrassing organ shrinkage )

Rinse (Snappy rinsed himself with hot water in hopes of organ revival and scarfed hearty breakfast of offal meats to regain flaccid self esteem.)

 

[LaManuka]

Rinse (Snappy rinsed himself with hot water in hopes of organ revival and scarfed hearty breakfast of offal meats to regain flaccid self esteem.)

Earns (Snappy sure earns his offal laden breakfast today after his humiliating episode of organ shrinkage while dancing in a tutu atop la Tour Eiffel, zut alors!)

 

[Scott]

Earns (Snappy sure earns his offal laden breakfast today after his humiliating episode of organ shrinkage while dancing in a tutu atop la Tour Eiffel, zut alors!)

Nurse (Snippy gingerly nursed Snappy's defeated organ while preparing Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux for lunch.)

 

[LaManuka]

Nurse (Snippy gingerly nursed Snappy's defeated organ while preparing Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux for lunch.)

Burns (Snippy is so preoccupied with nursing Snappy's defeated organ that she burns the Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux she was preparing for his lunch!)

 

[saxguy64]

Burns (Snippy is so preoccupied with nursing Snappy's defeated organ that she burns the Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux she was preparing for his lunch!)

Brush (Snappy still consumed the burned Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux, which promptly lodged in his teeth, requiring aggressive tooth brush action!)

 

[LaManuka]

Brush (Snappy still consumed the burned Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux, which promptly lodged in his teeth, requiring aggressive tooth brush action!)

Crush (Despite all his ferocious farting and fearsome philandering, Snappy is still a loveable old fictitious crocodile )

 

[Scott]

Crush (Despite all his ferocious farting and fearsome philandering, Snappy is still a loveable old fictitious crocodile )

Curse (Snappy ripped a rank fart causing Snippy to curse a violent streak. She still loves him and pledges undying loyalty by offering tasty offal meals.)