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[LaManuka]

Shags (Snappy's fondest wish is for a few shags after devouring a heaping platter of Spam, offal, and crocodile egg omelettes.)

Snags (Snappy grinds up that heaping platter of Spam, offal and crocodile eggs and makes them into sausages (aka "snags"), because...............

 

[Scott]

Snags (Snappy grinds up that heaping platter of Spam, offal and crocodile eggs and makes them into sausages (aka "snags"), because...............

Gassy (A heaping platter of snags makes Snappy an unforgivably gassy croc.)

 

[LaManuka]

Gassy (A heaping platter of snags makes Snappy an unforgivably gassy croc.)

Saggy (Too many heaping platters of snags makes Snappy's butt go saggy from unforgiveable gassiness.)

 

[Scott]

Saggy (Too many heaping platters of snags makes Snappy's butt go saggy from unforgiveable gassiness.)

Baggy (Snappy's hemorrhoids are baggy from impassable gassiness.)

 

[LaManuka]

Baggy (Snappy's hemorrhoids are baggy from impassable gassiness.)

Daggy (Snappy's baggy haemorrhoids have resulted in his rear end looking decidedly daggy and festooned with mustangs - because the poops don't fall, therefore they must'ang, geddit???!!)

 

[saxguy64]

Daggy (Snappy's baggy haemorrhoids have resulted in his rear end looking decidedly daggy and festooned with mustangs - because the poops don't fall, therefore they must'ang, geddit???!!)

Naggy (Snippy gets tired of naggy Snappy's constant requests to aid in removal of those mustangs! )

 

[LaManuka]

Naggy (Snippy gets tired of naggy Snappy's constant requests to aid in removal of those mustangs! )

Gaggy (Snippy becomes violently nauseous at the prospect of removing Snappy's mustangs and becomes decidedly gaggy!)

 

[Scott]

Gaggy (Snippy becomes violently nauseous at the prospect of removing Snappy's mustangs and becomes decidedly gaggy!)

Waggy (Snappy's tail gets waggy as poor Snippy simultaneously extracts mustangs and hurls undigested Spam and offal.)

 

[LaManuka]

Waggy (Snappy's tail gets waggy as poor Snippy simultaneously extracts mustangs and hurls undigested Spam and offal.)

Gawky (Snappy's uncomfortably pendulous mustangs make his walking look kinda gawky!)

 

[Scott]

Gawky (Snappy's uncomfortably pendulous mustangs make his walking look kinda gawky!)

Wacky (Takes the antics of a pair of fictitious crocs to entertain PF members despite horrors of pendulous mustangs.)

 

[LaManuka]

Wacky (Takes the antics of a pair of fictitious crocs to entertain PF members despite horrors of pendulous mustangs.)

Tacky (Although some members may think the adventures of a fictitious crocodile with pendulous mustangs hanging from his undercarriage sounds a little tacky......)

 

[Scott]

Tacky (Although some members may think the adventures of a fictitious crocodile with pendulous mustangs hanging from his undercarriage sounds a little tacky......)

Track (Snippy was livid as Snappy tracked bits of mustangs on her virgin new shag carpet.)

 

[LaManuka]

Track (Snippy was livid as Snappy tracked bits of mustangs on her virgin new shag carpet.)

Crack (Snappy tracking bits of mustang all over her virgin new shag pile is just about enough to make Snippy crack!)

 

[Scott]

Crack (Snappy tracking bits of mustang all over her virgin new shag pile is just about enough to make Snippy crack!)

Crock (Snappy prepared a delectable crock of pristine Wagyu beef entrails as recompense for tracking bits of mustang on Snippy's virgin shag pile.)

 

[LaManuka]

Crock (Snappy prepared a delectable crock of pristine Wagyu beef entrails as recompense for tracking bits of mustang on Snippy's virgin shag pile.)

Frock (Snappy is so impressed with Snippy's offering of a delectable crock of pristine Wagyu beef entrails that he buys her a nice new frock!)

 

[saxguy64]

Frock (Snappy is so impressed with Snippy's offering of a delectable crock of pristine Wagyu beef entrails that he buys her a nice new frock!)

Fruck (Snappy returns the favor of Wagyu beef entrails with a rare delicacy: fried fruck, the hybrid frog/duck )

 

[Scott]

Fruck (Snappy returns the favor of Wagyu beef entrails with a rare delicacy: fried fruck, the hybrid frog/duck )

Cruck (Snappy had in-vitro fertilization with duck egg and created world's first hybridized crocodile and duck, aka "cruck." Snippy made celebratory meal of fried fruck and Spam.)

 

[LaManuka]

Cruck (Snappy had in-vitro fertilization with duck egg and created world's first hybridized crocodile and duck, aka "cruck." Snippy made celebratory meal of fried fruck and Spam.)

Cluck (Questions being asked at the in-vitro fertilization lab after a chicken's egg was inadvertently fertilised, creating a monstrously hybridized chook-o-dile. Bewildered lab technicians were heard to exclaim "What the Cluck??!")

 

[Scott]

Cluck (Questions being asked at the in-vitro fertilization lab after a chicken's egg was inadvertently fertilised, creating a monstrously hybridized chook-o-dile. Bewildered lab technicians were heard to exclaim "What the Cluck??!")

Fluck (Lab techs were harshly criticized and ordered to cease tinkering with hallowed crocodile DNA. As peace offering and no flucks to give, they combined flower and duck DNA. Result is a cute lil' fluck!

 

[LaManuka]

Fluck (Lab techs were harshly criticized and ordered to cease tinkering with hallowed crocodile DNA. As peace offering and no flucks to give, they combined flower and duck DNA. Result is a cute lil' fluck!

Glück (On a recent trip to Berlin, German lab techs were so taken with the cute lil’ fluck that Snappy brought that they wanted to keep him. Snappy wished them “Viel glück with that!”)