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Loner (Snappy was banished from town and now a loner as result of belching toxic fumes one time too many. He's contemplating a return to more gut friendly meals of Spam and offal.)

Lemon (Snappy combines the best of both worlds and concocts a fabulously toxic fume producing Spam Burrito, freshened up by a zesty squeeze of lemon :) )

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Lemon (Snappy combines the best of both worlds and concocts a fabulously toxic fume producing Spam Burrito, freshened up by a zesty squeeze of lemon:))

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Alone (Snappy is never alone as his brilliant concoction of Spam burrito with lemon squeeze reached critical mass. The kaboom of flatulence leveled his makeshift tent and dispersed toxicity over half the planet.)

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Alone (Snappy is never alone as his brilliant concoction of Spam burrito with lemon squeeze reached critical mass. The kaboom of flatulence leveled his makeshift tent and dispersed toxicity over half the planet.)

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Leone (The kaboom of flatulence not only leveled Snappy's makeshift tent but also spread gaseous radioactive Scrumpy cider and Spam burrito fallout from here to Sierra Leone!)

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Leone (The kaboom of flatulence not only leveled Snappy's makeshift tent but also spread gaseous radioactive Scrumpy cider and Spam burrito fallout from here to Sierra Leone!)

Kneel (Snappy's toxic fallout caused such extreme nausea for all in the vicinity, it created their need to kneel before the porcelain goddess!)
 
Kneel (Snappy's toxic fallout caused such extreme nausea for all in the vicinity, it created their need to kneel before the porcelain goddess!)

Ankle (Snappy's toxic fallout induced profuse vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhea, causing ankle-level sewage surrounding the porcelain goddess.)
 
Ankle (Snappy's toxic fallout induced profuse vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhea, causing ankle-level sewage surrounding the porcelain goddess.)

Angle (repositioning necessary to avoid toxic fallout)
 
Angle (repositioning necessary to avoid toxic fallout)

Lunge (Snappy takes a lunge for the plunger in a desperate attempt to clear the blockage around the porcelain goddess's S-bend caused by profuse vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhoea!)
 
Lunge (Snappy takes a lunge for the plunger in a desperate attempt to clear the blockage around the porcelain goddess's S-bend caused by profuse vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhoea!)

Lungs (Profuse vomiting and diarrhoea induced further uncontrollable coughing, gagging, and hucking up of lungs!)
 
Lungs (Profuse vomiting and diarrhoea induced further uncontrollable coughing, gagging, and hucking up of lungs!)

Gluts (If Snappy weren't such a gluts he wouldn't be vomiting)
 
Gluts (If Snappy weren't such a gluts he wouldn't be vomiting)

Thugs (Kim Jong-un has sent hired thugs from the DPRK to track Snappy down, following the unmistakeable trail of toxic gases emanating from each pore and orifice of his corpulent Spam filled body!)
 
Thugs (Kim Jong-un has sent hired thugs from the DPRK to track Snappy down, following the unmistakeable trail of toxic gases emanating from each pore and orifice of his corpulent Spam filled body!)

Chugs (Snappy chugs Cornish Scrumpy cider and prune juice as catalyst to explosive flatulence, propelling him one step ahead of Kim''s thugs. Chewing East African khat temporarily alters his infamous pore and orifice stench.)
 
Chugs (Snappy chugs Cornish Scrumpy cider and prune juice as catalyst to explosive flatulence, propelling him one step ahead of Kim''s thugs. Chewing East African khat temporarily alters his infamous pore and orifice stench.)

Shrug (Snappy can easily shrug off hired goons from the DPRK, and hurries himself off to Ethiopia to set up the biggest East African khat plantation the world has ever seen, monopolizing global supply and quadrupling the price overnight!)
 
Shrug (Snappy can easily shrug off hired goons from the DPRK, and hurries himself off to Ethiopia to set up the biggest East African khat plantation the world has ever seen, monopolizing global supply and quadrupling the price overnight!)

Brush (amid all his adventures, Snappy took a step back and brushed out his "doo" in attempts to look his best, and get back in Snippy's good graces!)
 
Brush (amid all his adventures, Snappy took a step back and brushed out his "doo" in attempts to look his best, and get back in Snippy's good graces!)

Scrub (Better give those teeth a good scrub too and get rid of all the rotting gangrenous Spam burrito, offal and organ meat particles if he ever wants to smooch Snippy again!)

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Scrub (Better give those teeth a good scrub too and get rid of all the rotting gangrenous Spam burrito, offal and organ meat particles if he ever wants to smooch Snippy again!)
Burst (Snappy is a piggy and burst his gut from gluttony)
 
Burst (Snappy is a piggy and burst his gut from gluttony)

Tubes (Snappy's on a purification mission anticipating conjugal visits with Snippy. Inserting tubes of cleansing suppositories purges his vent of baked-on flatulence, effluent, and the occasional undigested bits of Spam cans.)
 
Tubes (Snappy's on a purification mission anticipating conjugal visits with Snippy. Inserting tubes of cleansing suppositories purges his vent of baked-on flatulence, effluent, and the occasional undigested bits of Spam cans.)

Blest (Snappy's cold dark heart is all aflutter at the prospect of being blest with a conjugal visit with Snippy, but the knock-on effect of this nervous anticipation is unfortunate loud gurgling from his lower intestines that have not yet fully purged their recent overindulgence of South East Asian-inspired Spam!)
 
Blest (Snappy's cold dark heart is all aflutter at the prospect of being blest with a conjugal visit with Snippy, but the knock-on effect of this nervous anticipation is unfortunate loud gurgling from his lower intestines that have not yet fully purged their recent overindulgence of South East Asian-inspired Spam!)

Blast (A two hour enema purged Snappy of South East Asian-inspired Spam with a monstrous blast registering as violent 6.5 on Richter Scale.)
 
Blast (A two hour enema purged Snappy of South East Asian-inspired Spam with a monstrous blast registering as violent 6.5 on Richter Scale.)

Splat (Unfortunately the blast that purged Snappy's colon of the last vestiges of his meal of South East Asian-inspired Spam hit Snippy smack in the face with an almighty splat so the conjugal visit is off!)
 
Splat (Unfortunately the blast that purged Snappy's colon of the last vestiges of his meal of South East Asian-inspired Spam hit Snippy smack in the face with an almighty splat so the conjugal visit is off!)

Split (Vulgar splat of Snappy's intestinal HAZMAT led to split from Snippy. She's been seen in the amorous company of Snappy's youngest brother Nippy.)
 

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