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[LaManuka]

Split (Vulgar splat of Snappy's intestinal HAZMAT led to split from Snippy. She's been seen in the amorous company of Snappy's youngest brother Nippy.)

Jilts (Fickle Snippy jilts Nippy at the altar following some Academy Award winning grovelling from Snappy because, after all, nobody can stay mad at loveable old Snappy for very long, even if he does stink like a toxic waste dump )

 

[Scott]

Jilts (Fickle Snippy jilts Nippy at the altar following some Academy Award winning grovelling from Snappy because, after all, nobody can stay mad at loveable old Snappy for very long, even if he does stink like a toxic waste dump )

Jails (A supremely vengeful Snappy jails Nippy, sprays Snippy with rancid eau de flatulence.)

 

[LaManuka]

Jails (A supremely vengeful Snappy jails Nippy, sprays Snippy with rancid eau de flatulence.)

Wails (Snippy wails at her lost love Nippy languishing in jail while she is stuck with stinky old Snappy, but she really should've known what she was letting herself in for in the first place!)

 

[Scott]

Wails (Snippy wails at her lost love Nippy languishing in jail while she is stuck with stinky old Snappy, but she really should've known what she was letting herself in for in the first place!)

Nails (Tough as nails Snappy offers no remorse and vows to amplify his repulsive aura. He's doubling down on stink by aging his Spam and offal, ensuring epic flatulence!)

 

[LaManuka]

Nails (Tough as nails Snappy offers no remorse and vows to amplify his repulsive aura. He's doubling down on stink by aging his Spam and offal, ensuring epic flatulence!)

Bails (Snappy bails on Snippy to go chasing Spam, both aging and fresh, from all over the world, because he just can't get enough of that abominable stuff!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Bails (Snappy bails on Snippy to go chasing Spam, both aging and fresh, from all over the world, because he just can't get enough of that abominable stuff!)
Sails (Snappy and Snippy sails around the world chasing Spam)

 

[Scott]

Sails (Snappy and Snippy sails around the world chasing Spam)

Tails (Herpetologists have observed the Snappy Effect of croc tails evolving with pronounced upward kink at base. Presumed purpose to avoid painful singeing of tender flesh from explosive, oily flatulence.)

 

[LaManuka]

Tails (Herpetologists have observed the Snappy Effect of croc tails evolving with pronounced upward kink at base. Presumed purpose to avoid painful singeing of tender flesh from explosive, oily flatulence.)

Fails (Explosive oily flatulence bursting from Snappy's tender, nether portions causes such extensive burning that even jumping into the Adelaide River fails to provide any relief!)

 

[Scott]

Fails (Explosive oily flatulence bursting from Snappy's tender, nether portions causes such extensive burning that even jumping into the Adelaide River fails to provide any relief!)

Flask (Snappy carries a flask of liquid nitrogen hooked to a sprayer mechanism. Once the explosive, oily, corrosive flatulence bursts from his nether regions, a quick spray soothes and prevents blistering on sensitive hide.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flask (Snappy carries a flask of liquid nitrogen hooked to a sprayer mechanism. Once the explosive, oily, corrosive flatulence bursts from his nether regions, a quick spray soothes and prevents blistering on sensitive hide.)

Flabs (Snappy's awful dietary choices over the years have left him with so many rolls of flab that he needs Snippy to deploy the liquid nitrogen spray to the parts of his sensitive nether portions that he cannot reach for himself!)

 

[Scott]

Flabs (Snappy's awful dietary choices over the years have left him with so many rolls of flab that he needs Snippy to deploy the liquid nitrogen spray to the parts of his sensitive nether portions that he cannot reach for himself!)

Slabs (Snappy celebrates his flabby physique with endless slabs of offal and Spam steaks. Snippy has purchased an industrial nitrogen sprayer to sooth his scorching flatulence injuries.)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Slabs (Snappy celebrates his flabby physique with endless slabs of offal and Spam steaks. Snippy has purchased an industrial nitrogen sprayer to sooth his scorching flatulence injuries.)

Blabs (Snippy blabs on about Snappy's flatulence causing disharmony)

 

[Scott]

Blabs (Snippy blabs on about Snappy's flatulence causing disharmony)

Blast (Snappy rewards Snippy's loose lips with a monstrous, deafening, oily, blast of scorching flatulence.)

 

[LaManuka]

Blast (Snappy rewards Snippy's loose lips with a monstrous, deafening, oily, blast of scorching flatulence.)

Salty (Snappy's language is as salty as a can of Spam following the monstrous blast of flatulence that scorched not only his tender nether portions but also the surrounding landscape for a 10 mile radius!)

 

[Scott]

Salty (Snappy's language is as salty as a can of Spam following the monstrous blast of flatulence that scorched not only his tender nether portions but also the surrounding landscape for a 10 mile radius!)

Atlas (Residents thought an errant Atlas rocket crashed and rained debris with horrible stench over a 10 mile radius.)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Atlas (Residents thought an errant Atlas rocket crashed and rained debris with horrible stench over a 10 mile radius.)

Lasts (Snappy's stench lasts as well as blasts the Atlas

 

[LaManuka]

Lasts (Snappy's stench lasts as well as blasts the Atlas)

Shalt (The Eleventh Commandment according to the Gospel of Snappy - Thou Shalt Devour Any Purveyor Of Putrefying Spam, Lest He Trespass Upon Thy Spotless And Immaculate Forum - Amen!)

 

[saxguy64]

Shalt (The Eleventh Commandment according to the Gospel of Snappy - Thou Shalt Devour Any Purveyor Of Putrefying Spam, Lest He Trespass Upon Thy Spotless And Immaculate Forum - Amen!)

Salty (Purveyors of Putrefying Spam, and the accompanying Spam, are well known for being extra salty, leading in part to Snappy's bouts of fluid retention and potential heart failure! Oh no!!!)

 

[Scott]

Salty (Purveyors of Putrefying Spam, and the accompanying Spam, are well known for being extra salty, leading in part to Snappy's bouts of fluid retention and potential heart failure! Oh no!!!)

Hasty (Snippy implores a hasty retreat from salty Spam, lest her beloved flatulence machine develop debilitating fluid retention and succumb from heart failure.)

 

[saxguy64]

Hasty (Snippy implores a hasty retreat from salty Spam, lest her beloved flatulence machine develop debilitating fluid retention and succumb from heart failure.)

Tasty (Snappy denied Snippy's request, owing to the fact that despite all the potential health issues, he finds that salty spam most tasty, and therefore, worth the risk!)