Happy Birthday, clark_conure!!!

[Anansi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLARK_CONURE!!!
We hope you enjoy your special day!!!

 

[SailBoat]

A Very Happy Birthday, clark_conure!!!
It is clearly a very special time of year for you and your family and friends!
Enjoy this day to the fullest as the reality is; you only get just one each year!
So, Party Hardy, Good Friend!

 

[Flboy]

And a very happy birthday for you!

 

[Terry57]

Happy Birthday clark_conure!

I hope you have a wonderful day!​

 

[Scott]

:smile054: Happy Birthday clark_conure!! :smile054:​

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[Amsterdam]

happy birbday!

 

[Jen5200]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Inger]

Happy day!!!!!


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[clark_conure]

OMG I almost forgot!!!! thank you all! Had sammiches at work and I was like I'm 42 now then I was like oh crap I was born in 77 I'm 43 now, I honestly forgot!

Me and my birds all celebrated same birthday since I don't know theirs. Three birthdays in our house!

Thank you everyone!

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[LaManuka]

It is a little known fact that Justin, in a further bid to lower the rate of infection in these COVID-19 ravaged times, has been engaged by the Department of Health in a study aimed at the of slashing the ‘3 Second Rule’ by over 30% to a mere 2.0 seconds.

Under the change, any food which stays on the floor for more than 2 seconds is to be immediately discarded and is not to be eaten under any circumstances.

Although it has not been confirmed, sources suggest that Health Department officials may be despatched to random residences at mealtimes with stopwatches to accurately calculate the ‘floortime’ of fallen foodstuffs.

The ‘3 Second Rule’, or, to use it’s full name, the ‘Bacteria Transmission Accord of 1974’ was a gentleman’s agreement achieved after extensive negotiation between the Nixon Government and the Federated Council of Bacteria.

Under the terms of the agreement, bacteria must wait at least 3 seconds before migrating to food products accidentally dropped onto the floor, whilst humans are permitted to eat the food only if it has spent less than 3 seconds on the floor.

This announcement marks the first time since the agreement was signed that the 3 second time period has been reduced. A spokesgerm from the Council of Bacteria said it was offended the Government had made the changes without consulting the council and all bacteria would continue to follow the original 3 second time period.

In a statement issued yesterday the Council of Bacteria warned: “We do not agree to this change which we feel will negatively affect our members. The original agreement was drafted in good faith and we have respected it for over 45 years. Slashing the transmission time to 2 seconds will have a devastating effect on elderly or differently-abled bacteria who will struggle to reach inadvertently-dropped food in time. We reject the changes and will continue to follow the original 3-second time frame as per the 1974 agreement”.

A press conference scheduled for 10am this morning to explain the Department of Health’s position regarding this response was unexpectedly cancelled after the speaker suddenly suffered simultaneous bouts of meningitis, E-coli, pneumonia and salmonella.

Happy birthday Justin!

 

[clark_conure]

actually I have violated the 2 second rule.....I am about 95% sure i had the whatever around march 4.

 

[clark_conure]

if you look at the main covid thread around mar 7 I was like I was sick, since then I'm convinced from my experience and still able to feel my lungs and others at work, it hit us hard....,

Not saying immune now but I think I had it.

The important part!!!!!my birds are healthy! and that is all that matters, that's my present.

 

[Laurasea]

Happy birthday!!!!! Big safe internet hug!

 

[clark_conure]

Darn nit now I got re-infected by Laurasea.. and LaManuka....

OK well worth it.....

course flyboy came by, Jenn, scott and terry and of course awesome anansi also and Rozalka I'm sure will soon... social distancing not very effective on the boards.....

It's ok come interact on the boards.....

Its safe, we can always buy new boards....

 

[Rozalka]

Happy late Birthday Clark Conure!
How did you know it?[emoji6][emoji1]

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[wrench13]

Happy Birthday, mate!

 

[clark_conure]

oops I think I may have accidentally bumped my birds birthday thread...my bad....

 

[GaleriaGila]

Well, I'm glad you did!

How did the Rickeybird and I miss this party???

Happy Birthday/BirdDay/Day/Days to you!!!!!!

"Happy BiDdDay to yewwww, okaY now wherez the hot henz???"
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Oh, Rickeybird!