"Hello! I am official Forumz Birdday Inspector! Please send me all your cakes and presents and I make sure they all tasty and safe! Thank you,
*********************Signed, sincerely and so forth and so on, The Rickeybird"
Absolutely NOT TRUE! But we DO wish you a happy one, dear OutlawedSpirit.
To paraphrase one of your favorite expressions...
"Happiness is when a tiny bird sings a loud, sweet [BIRTHDAY] song"!
Have a great one!
