Jackie the secretary

[getwozzy]

Typical morning, trying to get some emails sent...

Let me help you mommy

Oh, that looks tasty! (it was empty)

Ok, I'm bored now...(he's chattering away, telling me stories)

 

[cockatielgirl]

cute!

 

[JerseyWendy]

HAHAHAH! BEAUTIFUL pictures of Jackie!! I can never get enough of that GORGEOUS fid of yours.

 

[getwozzy]

Awww thanks Wendy!
He's so funny, lately he's been getting more adventurous and wants to be in the middle of EVERYTHING that's going on lol taste testing everything, inspecting, wants to go everywhere... Lil feather butt partner in crime lol

 

[JerseyWendy]

I'm surprised your Jackie didn't remove any keys on your keyboard. :54: Is there ANYTHING Jackie doesnt' like? I'm only asking because my Sam has a thing for the phone. I can NOT be on the phone and touch him. He gets SO angry with it, and lets it all out on me. :31: Just a little while ago I left the phone on the kitchen counter, then wondered why the birds were so quiet in the kitchen....WELLLLLL....let's just say it's a good thing I "had" 4 handsets, because the one that is on the counter has lost ALL it's number buttons. I'm just glad he didn't decide and call Japan while he was at it.

 

[getwozzy]

I'm surprised your Jackie didn't remove any keys on your keyboard. :54: Is there ANYTHING Jackie doesnt' like? I'm only asking because my Sam has a thing for the phone. I can NOT be on the phone and touch him. He gets SO angry with it, and lets it all out on me. :31: Just a little while ago I left the phone on the kitchen counter, then wondered why the birds were so quiet in the kitchen....WELLLLLL....let's just say it's a good thing I "had" 4 handsets, because the one that is on the counter has lost ALL it's number buttons. I'm just glad he didn't decide and call Japan while he was at it.

BAHAHAHHA!!!! "call Japan"!! Lol or at least he doesn't call 911... All of a sudden cops show up at your door ;P LOL

Jackie actually doesn't like me talking on the phone either- he throws a FIT!! But it's an iPhone so no buttons to lose I do have a couple keys missing on the laptop, but that's thanks to the human kid lol Jackie hates the baby monitor though- it's a video one, but it emits this high pitched frequency noise, and the video screen creeps him out so if I'm holding it he'll refuse to step up lol he also freaks out with beeps, clanks, clicking noises, and certain ring tones- hubby had to change his ringtone because it'd send Jackie into a horrendous screaming fit lol my phone is also permanently on silent lol

 

[getwozzy]

Oh, and knocking...if someone knocks on the front door he starts screaming lol at least I don't need a doorbell ;P

 

[JerseyWendy]

Oh, and knocking...if someone knocks on the front door he starts screaming lol at least I don't need a doorbell ;P

Oh when someone knocks on my door or rings the bell ALL hell breaks lose. My Ziva (dog) acts like the ax murderer just arrived, Ripley hollers, and Niko, Sam & Hunter all yell HELLO on top of their lungs. My other dog, 100 lbs, runs upstairs and hides. :30:

 

[christinereed]

Emmy likes to pull the ctrl key off my laptop, but I have snapped it back on each time. I usually distract her with a toy, but that only lasts so long.

 

[getwozzy]

Oh, and knocking...if someone knocks on the front door he starts screaming lol at least I don't need a doorbell ;P

Oh when someone knocks on my door or rings the bell ALL hell breaks lose. My Ziva (dog) acts like the ax murderer just arrived, Ripley hollers, and Niko, Sam & Hunter all yell HELLO on top of their lungs. My other dog, 100 lbs, runs upstairs and hides. :30:

LOL!! When the kid is napping I put a sign on my front door "sleeping baby, please come back later"...it does its job at detering people

 

[SandyBee]

Great pics!!

Bosley hates my smart phone, he does everything from yelling at the top of his lungs, trying to eat it, regurgitating, hanging upside down and crying like a baby LOL
Anything to get attention and distract from that evil device.

 

[JerseyWendy]

LOL!! When the kid is napping I put a sign on my front door "sleeping baby, please come back later"...it does its job at detering people

What a GREAT idea!!! I will make a sign like that, too. Nobody needs to know WHICH baby I'm talking about, but someone, whether furry or feathered is ALWAYS getting some shuteye. ....ok....sometimes it's even me. :54:

 

[getwozzy]

Great pics!!

Bosley hates my smart phone, he does everything from yelling at the top of his lungs, trying to eat it, regurgitating, hanging upside down and crying like a baby LOL
Anything to get attention and distract from that evil device.

LOL! Wow!! He puts a lot of effort into distracting you from that evil attention-sucking device!! Hahaha

 

[getwozzy]

What a GREAT idea!!! I will make a sign like that, too. Nobody needs to know WHICH baby I'm talking about, but someone, whether furry or feathered is ALWAYS getting some shuteye. ....ok....sometimes it's even me. :54:

Sometimes I leave it up if I don't feel like being bugged ;P we live on the same property as my in-laws, so it works for deterring my MIL when she's on my nerves hahaha
Every time she sees Jackie she tries to walk up to him with her hand out, thinking he's just gonna hop on her hand lah dee dah... And every time I tell her "please don't- unless you feel like getting bit..." (as his tail is fanning, eyes pinning, head feathers flaring) he clearly doesn't like you!! the O.N.L.Y person he lets touch him is ME, nobody else, not even hubby....

 

[JerseyWendy]

This will be an evil reply: Maybe you SHOULD let your MIL attempt to pick up Jackie while his eyes are pinning...tail is fanning, and he is strutting all his stuff. MUAAAAAWWWW......:54: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

 

[getwozzy]

This will be an evil reply: Maybe you SHOULD let your MIL attempt to pick up Jackie while his eyes are pinning...tail is fanning, and he is strutting all his stuff. MUAAAAAWWWW......:54: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Soooo evil Wendy!!!!! Maybe I should let her... Maybe she'll learn faster that way and learn to listen to me LOL mwahahahahha!!!