That was hilarious! Fancy seeing Mishka's name on a Coke bottle! LOLOLOLOL! I really did laugh out loud when I saw the pic. I bet Mishka doesn't get anywhere near the contents, though: his Mum's too careful for that. Needless to say, there were no Barneys or Madges either. Come to think of it, there were no Patricias, although my daughter got an Ellie and my son got a Matt.
Ant, I reckon you should drink the contents and toast Mishka with it. He can have orange juice or something a bit more birdly.
Just FYI: Coke is best drunk with a healthy shot of Australian Bundaberg Rum in it. Sweet nectar of life!