Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[DonnaBudgie]

Ewww! No more chicken with snow peas for me!

 

[clark_conure]

Clark_conure actually breeds and sells budgie chicks to Chinese restaurants.

No I only feed Chinese food to my budgies this is why you can't trust the fake media. The truth is

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh actually raises seagulls and trains them to eat hot dogs.​

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

No I only feed Chinese food to my budgies this is why you can't trust the fake media. The truth is

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh actually raises seagulls and trains them to eat hot dogs.​

clark_conure knows that hot dogs are actually made out of seagull meat, but is feigning ignorance because they're all he eats and he doesn't want to share. He's eaten so many that he's taken on some of the characteristics of sea gulls, including squawking loudly, dive bombing innocent children to steal their ice cream, and pooping on the docks.

 

[rheashard2]

Clark_conure actually breeds and sells budgie chicks to Chinese restaurants.

I'm kinda interested in the recipes. There's times when parrot pot pie seems like a good idea. With plans for vodka chasers . Yesterday. I had to hear and deal with a feathered yapping dog most of day. I don't know what my tells are. Barking dogs I don't pay attention to. Yappers are a different story.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

rheashard2 eats the contents of soiled litter boxes

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Corkscr.ew has recipes for litter box delight!

 

[Corkscr.ew]

VC owns a restaurant serving litter box soup. Picture the chunks floating around in a bowl.

 

[rheashard2]

My daughter has multiple cats. Unfortunately I can easily imagine litter box soup.

 

[rheashard2]

Rheashard2 is just mad she can't come up with any ideas for my two baby budgies that just need names. Blue one has a name now.

Of course I can! Tweedle, And Dee.