Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[DonnaBudgie]

Ewww! No more chicken with snow peas for me!

 

[clark_conure]

Clark_conure actually breeds and sells budgie chicks to Chinese restaurants.

No I only feed Chinese food to my budgies this is why you can't trust the fake media. The truth is

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh actually raises seagulls and trains them to eat hot dogs.​

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

No I only feed Chinese food to my budgies this is why you can't trust the fake media. The truth is

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh actually raises seagulls and trains them to eat hot dogs.​

clark_conure knows that hot dogs are actually made out of seagull meat, but is feigning ignorance because they're all he eats and he doesn't want to share. He's eaten so many that he's taken on some of the characteristics of sea gulls, including squawking loudly, dive bombing innocent children to steal their ice cream, and pooping on the docks.

 

[rheashard2]

Clark_conure actually breeds and sells budgie chicks to Chinese restaurants.

I'm kinda interested in the recipes. There's times when parrot pot pie seems like a good idea. With plans for vodka chasers . Yesterday. I had to hear and deal with a feathered yapping dog most of day. I don't know what my tells are. Barking dogs I don't pay attention to. Yappers are a different story.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

rheashard2 eats the contents of soiled litter boxes

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Corkscr.ew has recipes for litter box delight!

 

[Corkscr.ew]

VC owns a restaurant serving litter box soup. Picture the chunks floating around in a bowl.

 

[rheashard2]

My daughter has multiple cats. Unfortunately I can easily imagine litter box soup.

 

[rheashard2]

Rheashard2 is just mad she can't come up with any ideas for my two baby budgies that just need names. Blue one has a name now.

Of course I can! Tweedle, And Dee.

 

[clark_conure]

rheashard2 only buys birds to train them for crochet and uses them for slave labor to sell stuff on etsy.

 

[rheashard2]

rheashard2 only buys birds to train them for crochet and uses them for slave labor to sell stuff on etsy.

Absolutely correct! Nameliss excels at yarn and thread removal and cutting. She is painstakingly at knot removal. Like me, she prefers to give her work away. Gifting is fun and relaxing. Watching our progress. Selling is tedious, groan provoking and absolutely not fun.

 

[clark_conure]

rheashard2 uses greys for their supreme stealth capability since she is a spy. Working out the details on who for. This looks like Chinese space craft.

 

[rheashard2]

Shhh...Nameliss gave herself an anonymous handle. She's actually a scout for the planet A-V-Ann. She's looking for suitable humans willing to become sevants. Prerequisite; willingness to be dominated by feathered cuties. Servant must willing to give lots of cuddling, head scritches, and attention. If servant swears must be willing to deal with the results. Decreased hearing preferred but not necessary.

 

[clark_conure]

Rheashard2 is so old she used to watch TV on the kitchen toaster and the jump at the surprise ending where the bread came out.


Sorry I had to......

 

[rheashard2]

Rheashard2 is so old she used to watch TV on the kitchen toaster and the jump at the surprise ending where the bread came out.


Sorry I had to......

My daughter says that I have to stop laughing. Yes, I watch the toaster. Yes, I jump when toast pops up. But I also watch the water waiting for it to boil! Honestly I believe that my brain is only hard wired for crocheting. Anything else doesn't matter.

 

[clark_conure]

Rheashard2 only crochets to help get off the habit of sky diving on cocaine. To try to be a bird. Because...yep thrill seeker mentality. Same for Corkscr.ew....

 

[Corkscr.ew]

I don't crochet...

clark_conure hurls babies into brick walls, films them as they slowly die in agony, and posts the videos on TikTok.

 

[clark_conure]

I don't have tiktok I am too old. I place babies on brick walls just to confuse you....while you do cocaine.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

clark_conure is only accusing me of cocaine use to distract from the kilogram of cocaine in his bloodstream.

 

[clark_conure]

ITtis MILLET it only was MILLET and will always be MILLET. Also you didn't address your skydiving trying to be a parrot as well.