Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[Hawkmaid]

Hello everyone! I'm new to this forum, but on a different one we have great fun with this thread - actually, we're up to thread 4 of the same title.

So the objective is simple: Just write an outrageous lie about the poster "above" you in the thread. For example:

(Me) "Poster1 owns three raccoons and a hippo."
(Poster1) "Hawkmaid lives in a treehouse."
(ABC123) "Poster1 feeds his hippo candy."
(Me) "ABC123 is allergic to tissues".
etc.
I've seen a few posters who write absolute paragraphs of lies, not just little blurbs, so if you feel in the mood to do so, go for it!

TO BEGIN: Cricket (my Conure) can sing three-part harmony - with himself. :60:
(Next poster, lie about me!)

 

[Flboy]

Crap! This one is tough! What do I say about hawkmaid? I am dead either way!
Since we have been secretly been dating for six months, wifey still clueless, anything I say is biased!
Am gonna need help on this one!

FYI, Cricket is off tune!
Treehouse way overrated! More of an Adam/Eve fig leaf thing!
--I just realized I screwed up the pretense of this thread, I was supposed to lie!

 

[Terry57]

Love it!! Just a reminder to play nice with this one

Okay, so Flboy absolutely hates games with 5 letters, and tells his pet rhino all about it every day

 

[Flboy]

So so unfair, since terry57 is a moderator, everything I say is changed! Since the last time I was in Aberta was 45 years ago, what a coincidence, your oldest daughter is 44??
Well,

Edited: terry57, protecting family

 

[Terry57]

So so unfair, since terry57 is a moderator, everything I say is changed! Since the last time I was in Aberta was 45 years ago, what a coincidence, your oldest daughter is 44??
Well,

Edited: terry57, protecting family

BAHAHAHA!!!
You are on a roll!


Oh David, where shall I start?
Flboy was definitely in Alberta 45 years ago, I clearly remember visiting him in jail for stealing a neighbour's polar bear.
Dear daughter said to say hi!

 

[Flboy]

Oh David, where shall I start?
Flboy was definitely in Alberta 45 years ago, I clearly remember visiting him in jail for stealing a neighbour's polar bear.
Dear daughter said to say hi!

So so thank you! Our conjugal visits meant so much, for me, and your mom! Do you still have that stutter issue?

 

[Terry57]

No! Thank you for asking, that polar bear you rescued actually did brain surgery and fixed it right up.

How have you been? I thought about you alot since you turned 103 last week. Did you ever find your glass eye that fell into Niagara Falls when you went over in a barrel?

 

[Flboy]

So, now, I think I am being used-once again! Hawkgirl stirs up our fondest memories, terry57 taunts me over times past--and RavensGryf lerks in the background, once again, wanting to only watch!

So sorry, forgot to add, the polar bear and the rhino are now a 'thing'--I agree!, but since federal mandates, they are happy!

 

[Terry57]

I haven't laughed this hard since Flboy sent Allee that Cockroach named Ronnie for Valentine's Day! I wonder if she still has him?

 

[Flboy]

Down here, we call them palmetto bugs!

You do know, sooner or later, we have to tell Allee the truth!

 

[Terry57]

Up here, we call them Ronnie

Shhh...I don't know if Allee can handle the truth...can't it be our secret?

 

[gracebowen]

Flboy is going to overnight me a sun conure and pay for my Appalachian trail thru hike while fostering my fids.

 

[Terry57]

Grace has a pet rhino she keeps in her bathtub Wonder if he will feed it Cheetos while he's fidsitting?

 

[wrench13]

Once when I was in Alberta FL boy took....... GOD, I can't keep it in anymore. My mom and FL boy were...I can't say it... can't ...DATING!
Blah, I caught them frenching, oh I am gonna be sick. And in our bathtub, too! I may never take another shower without getting sick.

 

[wrench13]

While Terry and Grace watched.

 

[Flboy]

Once when I was in Alberta FL boy took....... GOD, I can't keep it in anymore. My mom and FL boy were...I can't say it... can't ...DATING!
Blah, I caught them frenching, oh I am gonna be sick. And in our bathtub, too! I may never take another shower without getting sick.

So wrong! It was for you, I spent time in prison! We were close in those days!

 

[Terry57]

Al!!! Don't tell all my secrets! Is is possible that you are my daughter's long lost brother?

 

[Flboy]

Al!!! Don't tell all my secrets! Is is possible that you are my daughter's long lost brother?

Sorry, but you be my mom, mom-in-law, and lover! Very close family!

 

[Flboy]

Man, I haven't had this much fun since my wife left me 4 years ago!

 

[Terry57]

Al!!! Don't tell all my secrets! Is is possible that you are my daughter's long lost brother?

Sorry, but you be my mom, mom-in-law, and lover! Very close family!

I am from WVA originally, not that far out.
Oh wait, supposed to be a lie.