The "What next?" Game

[Terry57]

In this one, we start a storyline with a choice at the end of each post that the next poster decides on, who adds to the story, ending with a choice for the next poster.

I'll start:

We are running for our lives, chased by a herd of zombies when we come to a fork in the road, do we go left to the farmhouse or right to the cornfield?

 

[Puck]

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We go right to the cornfield which is covered in zombie pigeons. Do we turn around and fight the herd of zombies chasing us or take our chances with the deadly pigeons?

 

[Terry57]

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Yikes! No zombie pigeons, we turn around to fight the zombie hoard! All we have to use as weapons are a whisk or a spatula...what do we use??

 

[SailBoat]

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Clearly, the whisk! Everyone knows that you stick it in either of their eyes and stir quickly. Remove the whisk and plug the opening with a corn stock. Now do you leave their body in the cornfield or drop them in the river?

 

[Terry57]

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Let's leave the bodies in the cornfield, we have enough to clean up with all the bird cages...wait..I hear a flock of bats, could be vampires! Should we find a well to hide in or make a run for the garlic patch?

 

[SailBoat]

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Thank God, we remembered to bring that meat clever with us! Now we can move to the garlic patch and quickly slice up a bunch garlic. After we throw them up in the air, momentarily confusing the in coming bats (which could be vampires); Do we make a run for the farmhouse or the river?

 

[Terry57]

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Let's head for the river, we will need to wash the garlic from our hands. After we don't smell, should we swim for the other side or build a raft?

 

[Allee]

We should swim! If we take the time to build a raft, the bats (that could be vampires) would be furious after the garlic confusion wore off. When we get to the opposite bank should we hide in the culvert or run for the abandoned factory?

 

[plumsmum2005]

We run for the abandoned factory.

It is pretty run down but is in fact a Red Cross station putting together aid packages. One of the supervisors is crying, so you ask what's wrong? He says hardly anyone has turned up for the shift and the shipment is due to go tomorrow. I am not going to get all this lot on it.

Do you stay and help with the humanitarian aid shipment or continue running from the the bats (that could be vampires)?

 

[Scott]

We run for the abandoned factory.

It is pretty run down but is in fact a Red Cross station putting together aid packages. One of the supervisors is crying, so you ask what's wrong? He says hardly anyone has turned up for the shift and the shipment is due to go tomorrow. I am not going to get all this lot on it.

Do you stay and help with the humanitarian aid shipment or continue running from the the bats (that could be vampires)?

We stay and help with the humanitarian shipment. The Red Cross blood bank will create a powerful lure with an open container of blood to distract the vampirous bats.

When finished, do we keep running or hope the zombies have given up the chase?

 

[Terry57]

I say we keep running...I hear there is also a gang of hoodlums carrying baseball bats heading our way. Should we borrow some blood to throw on them to make them zombie bait or should we use some of the aid boxes to make armour?

 

[SailBoat]

Wow, are we In Trouble Now! We have those left-over Zombies, the really mad Bats (that could be Vampires) and now a bunch of hoodiums with baseball bats.

And our choices are: Borrow Blood (ya, like that is going to be returned, Not) and throw it on the hoodiums -or- make armour out of cardboard boxes with 'aid goods' inside. That Red Cross Guy is really getting the short end of this either way!

Well, its time to mix and match folks! So, we are going to really piss-off the Red Cross Guy by Taking as much Blood that is need to place on the side of the building where the left-over Zombies and Bats (that could be Vampires) are coming from. And, place the cardboard boxes that contain 'aid goods' in a 'V' shape at the opening where the hoodiums are coming from forcing them to the side that the left-over Zombies and Bats (that could be Vampires) are coming from. Seems like a lots of Comings going on here!

This lets us exit from the other side door to where the poor Red Cross Guy left his Chev Suburban with the keys in it and running. So now at the door looking at the Suburban, we all see the Back Shed where all the sharp tools and chain saws are kept. So Do We head for the Back Shed or the Suburban? We need to be careful here since both have dangers, like the Suburban is old and does not have seat belts!!!!!

 

[Terry57]

Wow, are we In Trouble Now! We have those left-over Zombies, the really mad Bats (that could be Vampires) and now a bunch of hoodiums with baseball bats.

And our choices are: Borrow Blood (ya, like that is going to be returned, Not) and throw it on the hoodiums -or- make armour out of cardboard boxes with 'aid goods' inside. That Red Cross Guy is really getting the short end of this either way!

Well, its time to mix and match folks! So, we are going to really piss-off the Red Cross Guy by Taking as much Blood that is need to place on the side of the building where the left-over Zombies and Bats (that could be Vampires) are coming from. And, place the cardboard boxes that contain 'aid goods' in a 'V' shape at the opening where the hoodiums are coming from forcing them to the side that the left-over Zombies and Bats (that could be Vampires) are coming from. Seems like a lots of Comings going on here!

This lets us exit from the other side door to where the poor Red Cross Guy left his Chev Suburban with the keys in it and running. So now at the door looking at the Suburban, we all see the Back Shed where all the sharp tools and chain saws are kept. So Do We head for the Back Shed or the Suburban? We need to be careful here since both have dangers, like the Suburban is old and does not have seat belts!!!!!

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Now, put that way we really are in a pickle! I bet the Red Cross guy never asks for OUR help again!
I say we head for the Back Shed since it is so dangerous to drive without seatbelts! In the Back Shed, we grab a chainsaw and a hoe as we don't know if we will need to cultivate some more garlic at some point to repel the
Bats (that could be Vampires), and decide to test the chainsaw to make sure it works. Unfortunately, it is an electric one, so do we try to find 179 extension cords we can hook together or do we go for the weed eater instead?

 

[Scott]

Chainsaw baby, like they do in Texas! That'll either scare them away or cut them to size! If they fight, what to do with the pieces? Feed them to the sharks* or spread the ashes?

*from my favorite parrot-themed insurance commercial!!

 

[Terry57]

I say we feed them to the sharks (but not pieces of the Bats (who may be vampires) or the Zombies! Last thing we need are Zombie Sharks who may be vampires!
After feeding pieces of the hoodlums with bats to the sharks, should we stop at a food truck and pick up some tacos or continue the battle with the zombies and Bats (who may be Vampires)?

 

[SailBoat]

This part is way to easy. With a quick count, we're a combination of North American and UK participants, right! So, that makes this a Union Film Production and its Lunch Break Time for everyone!

So as we are all finishing up a great Taco Lunch, its clear there is trouble coming our way. From that old factory a figure has arisen! OMG, its the Red Cross Guy and he is rightfully pissed at all of us. Fear engulfs all of us!

So do we all make a run for it or take-up a collection and make a contribution?

This could go very wrong in so many ways. After all, payday isn't until this week Friday and with all the rain, its really muddy - a very difficult choice we are faced with, especially since everyone has just had a big lunch!

So, what will it be?

 

[plumsmum2005]

We take-up a collection and make a contribution, which somehow is so large mainly because someone found some new UK plastic £5 notes that their Auntie had sent them and added those to the collection. The depot guy was **** a hoop happy and offered a couple of flame throwers he just had laying about in the corner (like you do!).

So do we make burgers of the zombies or run (with the tacos still lying heavy)?

 

[Terry57]

Oooh, let's run, zombie burgers don't sound tasty, even with ketchup!
We can take our new handy dandy flame throwers with us, but should we go to the gas station for more gas for the them or to the mall for cute clothes that will match them?

 

[GracelynNBirds]

Oooh, let's run, zombie burgers don't sound tasty, even with ketchup!
We can take our new handy dandy flame throwers with us, but should we go to the gas station for more gas for the them or to the mall for cute clothes that will match them?

We should get some gas, but wait. Pinky the Chihuahua is by the gas station with bearing teeth is staring at us. What should we do? Find a different way, attack it, run?

 

[Terry57]

Awww, but Pinky the Chihuahua is so adorable! Maybe we should run, and he will follow us, I want to take him home with me! Let's run, and I will make sure I run faster than someone else in case Pinky is infected! Can we go to the mall now (I really need new pink shoelaces to match Pinky's collar) or go on to the gas station?