Where is the weirdest place you have found bird poo?

[Free as a bird]

Sometimes I find bird poo in places that seem impossible to reach other times I see bird poo appearing to defy gravity.
So then tell us some of the weirdest places you have found bird poo...

 

[Rozalka]

Once time I found a poop inside my blouse sleeve. No idea how Zenek pooped there

 

[LaManuka]

I don't know how he did it, but Jem somehow managed to land a poop with great precision on a ball inside another larger ball in a toy that I'd made for Lovejoy. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I'd never have believed it, and the MOST unbelievable thing is that he has somehow done it again since! Mind you, Jem doesn't particularly like Lovejoy, so i think that might just be added incentive

 

[Greenhouseparrots]

Mine would have to be the ceiling! How they can poop upside down is beyond me but somehow my ceiling has poop on it

 

[LaManuka]

Mine would have to be the ceiling! How they can poop upside down is beyond me but somehow my ceiling has poop on it

Perhaps your little flying ace was performing a victory roll at the time?

 

[Greenhouseparrots]

Perhaps your little flying ace was performing a victory roll at the time?

I can imagine my budgies doing that

 

[BirdyBee]

The weirdest place I found some was on my walls lmao
Edit: nah , on my bedsheets

 

[wrench13]

Salty took a fat wet one and it fell into the narrow gap between my sock and the edge of the shoe opening. Yuck!

 

[Rozalka]

It wasn't really weird (but wrench post reminded me about this situation) - on my birthday Zenek pooped behind my t-shirt. It was pajamas, so I had nothing under it... And when I was taking off it, the poop fell on my toes (also directly on "naked" skin). Thank you Zenek for such birthday gift...

 

[Free as a bird]

Haha there are some funny ones.
Has anyone ever reached into there pocket only time find a fat wet one inside... LoL ... I have

How about between your toes as you wear open toe sandals on a hot day...
Ew...

Lucky my birds deliver neat little poops. Some birds are really messy, lorikeets are bad...

But my birds actually do well not to poo on me. They somehow get the poo to deflect off of me onto the floor nearly all the time. It's quite impressive...

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Salty took a fat wet one and it fell into the narrow gap between my sock and the edge of the shoe opening. Yuck!

In shoes, in my handbag, stuck on the inside of my window glass. My budgies just squat 'n drop so how the hell did it get on vertical glass? It's not like they shoot it out sideways!

 

[clark_conure]

also on my sock.......

 

[Free as a bird]

budgies just squat 'n drop

They don't just squat a drop
They have a precision launch system that shoots guided sticky missiles that can hit any target anywhere

But I know my birds poo every 20-30 mins. So when i remember I take them to the cage and say the magic phrase. It doesn't take them long to oblige.

 

[Free as a bird]

Also I have some kind of supersonic hearing.... I can hear the sound of bird poo landing on any surface from up to 5 feet away...

 

[GaleriaGila]

The Rickeybird once dropped one right under a big lithograph (hanging on the wall) of a toucan. My ol' man found it first and said "Look what the toucan did!" Ha.

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Keyboard. Behind the computer. I'm surprised there's been none inside the computer!

 

[sunbeam]

Sometimes I find bird poo in places that seem impossible to reach other times I see bird poo appearing to defy gravity.
So then tell us some of the weirdest places you have found bird poo...

On my forehead from a fly by!!!