Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[LeslieA]

Here's a new one...

We've all been asked, "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" with the standard response, "To get to the other side."

This time make up ANY silly answer.

I'll start.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
It liked my hairdo.

 

[TiredOldMan]

It wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done

 

[Scott]

Because the "other" side of the road has only vegetarian restaurants!

 

[Rozalka]

Because it wanted to escape

 

[Aratingettar]

Because egg came first.

 

[GaleriaGila]

To prove it wasn't chicken?

 

[LeslieA]

It wanted to play dodgecar.

 

[Rozalka]

It wanted to go home

 

[ChristaNL]

because it saw a zebra crossing?

 

[LaManuka]

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

 

[LeslieA]

Someone told it to.

 

[GaleriaGila]

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Ummmmmmm... Nietzsche? Gandhi? Timothy Leary? My Uncle Nando?

 

[LaManuka]

Quantum mechanics I think...

 

[LeslieA]

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Ummmmmmm... Nietzsche? Gandhi? Timothy Leary? My Uncle Nando?

Because your ol' Uncle Nando told it to!

 

[LaManuka]

Because it wanted to be the first chicken to boldly go where no chicken had gone before!

 

[LeslieA]

There was a rumor that the grass was greener on the other side.

 

[ChristaNL]

because somebody shouted "Surfs Up!" and it wanted to catch some waves

 

[LeslieA]

It wondered how "pounding the pavement" really felt.

 

[LaManuka]

Forty-two.

 

[LeslieA]

Because it wanted to be kinder than necessary.