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Old 03-02-2017, 01:08 PM
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After a secret arranged meeting with the RB and his friends, Nigel is having trouble coping with the media.

Easy to Answer: I'm sorry, but I must be going! Please refer any questions to my Amazon Attorney, she will be happy to address your questions! Sorry, I have to be going now!!!!
And, as Nigel quickly exits stage left. An older Parrot Report saw Prasila rocking her way toward the microphone, he back-steps away from the front as much younger Parrot Reports quickly fill in his normal spot. At the same time, another seasoned Parrot Report does the same and as before, the younger Parrot Reports quickly fill that opening. The two greys bump into each other near the back and turn to see each other. And, with a thin smile, one states; so you saw that Yellow Nape Prasila too huh? Yup, you likely heard she's been in Night Parrot Court for the pass four weeks after Parrot Judge MAC lost the bet to her. Yaaa, I hear his wife is none to pleased about that out come, cost him plenty as I heard it!

At that moment both of the older Parrot Reporter's pushed their younger Camera Parrots forward saying, we're going to want to get Tape of this!!!! With a shocked expression, they pushed into position and turned on their lights.

At that moment, Prasila arrived at the mic. In the back of the room, one of the older Parrot Reporters looked at his long time friend and said: She looks tied and a bit ratty at the tail feathers - I'm guessing she pushed near or in a Hormonal rage. Yaaa, lucky for us those younger ones don't see it. Yup was the response of his friend as he passed a lenses clearer to his Camera Parrot and stated, you're going to need this!

Prasila had started by opening with: Earlier this evening, my Client was meeting with certain 'Agency Members' when a small group of Parrots broke into their meeting room -- at this point a young Ringneck broke-in cutting Prasila off mid-sentence! One of the older Reports pushed his Camera Parrot saying you got Prasila's face right! The Camera Parrot said Yup, I got her.

A moment later, Prasila's eyes were flashing orange as her head feather's raised and she came up taller by straightening her legs. As she looked the young Ringtail in her little eyes, Prasila said: Do you want to come up here a take over for me or are you -- the young Ringtail cut her off mid-sentence again! The Camera Parrots had been working hard to keep this all framed and saw it coming and opened to full frame a moment before the young Ringtail disappeared in a flash of deep forest green.

As fast as it happened, Prasila was back behind the mic and was asking if any other Parrot Reporters had any other questions. There wasn't a peek heard, but a moment later, both of the Senior Parrot Reports had moved several steps forward and both saying her name Prasila, Prasila. She turned slow and saw them and stated, Yes? The Senior Reports said; Would you be so kind as to continue 'Your Statement?' With a much relaxed stance, she continued.

Headlines the following day: Young Reporters Rush Attorney Prasila! Only one was Hospitalized with minor injuries! Buried deep on page 15 was a tiny little report about a meeting that Lord Nigel had attended last evening with several Government Friends.
As the dust settled in Nigel's office, Nigel flanked by his henchmen the bare eyed cockatoos Ah and Choo, called his undercover operators headed by the African Crows, to make sure any reporters digging further into the matter would be dealt with swiftly and severely. "Let them swim with the fishes."

No more than a minute passed before news came of Judge MACs clipping disaster causing him to fall into the river after a failed attempt at flying off the highest point of the bridge.

A smile crossed Nigel's beak as he whispered, "Tragic, isn't it?"
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ROFLMAO!!!! I knew this Thread was going to have legs to it, Oooops, I mean talons! Ah and Choo - love it, love it, love it!!!!
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Re: The life and times of Nigel the Great

After a tumultuous night of cover ups and ruffled feathers, Nigel took time off to bask in his own wonderfulness. The bare eyed toos, still shaken from the previous night's events, burst into the Boss's room looking for money to catch a bus out of town, were quickly escorted out of HRH presence with a simple click of the beak.

"Take them to see RB who will give them lessons in timing."

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[/quote]

As the dust settled in Nigel's office, Nigel flanked by his henchmen the bare eyed cockatoos Ah and Choo, called his undercover operators headed by the African Crows, to make sure any reporters digging further into the matter would be dealt with swiftly and severely. "Let them swim with the fishes."

No more than a minute passed before news came of Judge MACs clipping disaster causing him to fall into the river after a failed attempt at flying off the highest point of the bridge.

A smile crossed Nigel's beak as he whispered, "Tragic, isn't it?"[/QUOTE]


Later that week, Attorney Prasila arrived at her office and while scanning the day's meetings, was surprised to see Mrs MAC's name on her schedule of appointments. She called her assistant for an explanation and was told that Mrs. MAC had called and stated you would be expecting her visit! Prasila was a bit surprised since she had made the Visitations and saw Mrs. MAC then, and recalled she said nothing about a meeting.

Prasila's mind was racing now, what could this Uptown Socialite want of her! Yes, Mrs. MAC was bloodly mad at her husband for that stupid bet he had made with Prasila, any first year attorney should have known better. What could Mrs. MAC want and why tell Prasila's assistant that she would be expecting her!?!?

She considered calling Nigel, but thought better of it - phone taps, she remembered. She elected to inform him after the meeting with Mrs. MAC after all, she was meeting Nigel that afternoon for drinks. However, she did write a note to herself to make it a point to keep Mrs. MAC on subject, whatever it will be, B&G's can be so scatter-mined sometimes.

Prasila had just finished the note when her new partner knocked on her door frame. Julio was a shape young attorney and he was going to make them wealthy with his sharp wit and depth of knowledge with Corporate Law! And, that dapper Double Yellow-Headed Amazon was easy on the her eyes. She smiled and said: What can I do for you, Kind Sir?

He put the morning newspaper on her desk and said: I'm guessing you didn't see this in the paper? Prasila didn't need her glasses, in big bold print across the top of the entire first page: Judge Mac's Widow Finds Crow Feathers at the Site of MAC's Death! In the article; Mrs. MAC states that if the Police do not provide answers and soon, she is going to the State Attorney General's Office and will demand an investigation of her husband's untimely death.

Her Partner stated that she may want to talk to Nigel! Prasila stated that she can't talk to him, after all his phone is likely wire tapped. And, Mrs. MAC is on her schedule today, first thing after Lunch and I haven't a clue what she wants! Hey, I know Julio said, it the first Friday of Lent, Nigel will be at the Fish Place for lunch, I'll stop in and drop the morning's paper on his table with a short note about Mrs. MAC! Prasila agrees and wrote a short safe note and handed it her partner, and set to work on her morning prep. Julio read the note: Hey, just checking that the drinks are still on, having a quick meeting Mrs. MAC requested and I'm open after that! Julio smiled and remembered why he joined this Firm, that old hen knows her stuff!

Just before noon, Prasila called in her assistant and asked her to check Social Media regarding Mrs. MAC and also check her various accounts for anything. Her assistant returned with a smile and stated: Socialites never seem to keep from flapping their wings too much, do they! Prasila smiled, her assistant had yellow high-lighted the important stuff! Well, I guess we know what she is planning to asking us to do for her now! I'm sure Nigel will be picking-up the drink tap this afternoon!

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Re: The life and times of Nigel the Great

Meeting Mrs. MAC as she went toward her destination were the carrier pigeons.

"We deliver, on time, discreetly, and precisely." No one will know anything. Nothing is traceable.

They looked towards Mrs. MAC as they turned their backs and said, "Don't wait too long, our loyalties go where the bread crumbs are. We don't judge."
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Meanwhile the stress of recent events brought on a heavy moult.

Visiting/admiring hours suspended until further notice.

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Prasila's assistant lead Mrs. MAC into the meeting room where Prasila hugged Mrs. MAC and stated that she was so very sorry for her -- at that moment a thud cut her short as the carrier package hit the floor! All three hens looked at each other for a moment. The assistant quickly picked-up the carrier package with a bit of a struggle and set it on the table assuring it sat above the table legs and quickly closed the door as she left the room.

After leading her to a seat at the table away from the carrier package, Prasila asked Mrs. MAC, what is it that I can do for you dear?

30 minutes later after numerous redirects back to the subject at hand, Mrs. MAC let it all out that Judge MAC and her had lived beyond their means and that she was broke. Over the next fifteen minutes, Prasila confirmed to herself why Judge MAC drank so much as she continued to work at keeping Mrs. MAC on subject.

Prasila finally got the full story out including the recent delivery and message from Nigel. Nigel's Message:

My Dear Friend,

I am so very sorry for your loss. Judge MAC will be missed by all! The love you shared for each other was a guide for all of us!

I know that there are several large lines of credit open and due, and that his untimely death will place great stress and hardship on you.

Please accept this small gift to help meet your day to day needs and know that I will take care of those open lines of credit.

I know that Parsila will be of great help to you regarding any loose ends as a result of your husband passing.

Your Friend Nigel....


Presila smiled to herself and knew that Nigel will be sliding the drink tap her way today!

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*Looking over my shoulder as I read out loud, the Rb suddenly wobbles and falls backwards, flapping wildly to right himself before yelling at the screen*

"Nigel, what's thoz hottt hens wearing? They no how to party?" Lost in fantasy, he flies away to a quiet corner for a moment alone.
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After a secret arranged meeting with the RB and his friends, Nigel is having trouble coping with the media.

Easy to Answer: I'm sorry, but I must be going! Please refer any questions to my Amazon Attorney, she will be happy to address your questions! Sorry, I have to be going now!!!!
And, as Nigel quickly exits stage left. An older Parrot Report saw Prasila rocking her way toward the microphone, he back-steps away from the front as much younger Parrot Reports quickly fill in his normal spot. At the same time, another seasoned Parrot Report does the same and as before, the younger Parrot Reports quickly fill that opening. The two greys bump into each other near the back and turn to see each other. And, with a thin smile, one states; so you saw that Yellow Nape Prasila too huh? Yup, you likely heard she's been in Night Parrot Court for the pass four weeks after Parrot Judge MAC lost the bet to her. Yaaa, I hear his wife is none to pleased about that out come, cost him plenty as I heard it!

At that moment both of the older Parrot Reporter's pushed their younger Camera Parrots forward saying, we're going to want to get Tape of this!!!! With a shocked expression, they pushed into position and turned on their lights.

At that moment, Prasila arrived at the mic. In the back of the room, one of the older Parrot Reporters looked at his long time friend and said: She looks tied and a bit ratty at the tail feathers - I'm guessing she pushed near or in a Hormonal rage. Yaaa, lucky for us those younger ones don't see it. Yup was the response of his friend as he passed a lenses clearer to his Camera Parrot and stated, you're going to need this!

Prasila had started by opening with: Earlier this evening, my Client was meeting with certain 'Agency Members' when a small group of Parrots broke into their meeting room -- at this point a young Ringneck broke-in cutting Prasila off mid-sentence! One of the older Reports pushed his Camera Parrot saying you got Prasila's face right! The Camera Parrot said Yup, I got her.

A moment later, Prasila's eyes were flashing orange as her head feather's raised and she came up taller by straightening her legs. As she looked the young Ringtail in her little eyes, Prasila said: Do you want to come up here a take over for me or are you -- the young Ringtail cut her off mid-sentence again! The Camera Parrots had been working hard to keep this all framed and saw it coming and opened to full frame a moment before the young Ringtail disappeared in a flash of deep forest green.

As fast as it happened, Prasila was back behind the mic and was asking if any other Parrot Reporters had any other questions. There wasn't a peek heard, but a moment later, both of the Senior Parrot Reports had moved several steps forward and both saying her name Prasila, Prasila. She turned slow and saw them and stated, Yes? The Senior Reports said; Would you be so kind as to continue 'Your Statement?' With a much relaxed stance, she continued.

Headlines the following day: Young Reporters Rush Attorney Prasila! Only one was Hospitalized with minor injuries! Buried deep on page 15 was a tiny little report about a meeting that Lord Nigel had attended last evening with several Government Friends.
Steven....Me thinks you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands,my friend..



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