Birdie Chatroom!

[Rico_Tiel]

I SO mad at my mommy.

Mommy dyed the feathers on her head to match ME. They was green and yellow just like me. But IT GONE NOW! I tried to bite Mommy so that she wuld dye her head feathers again, but she DIDNT LISTEN!

NOW HER HEAD FEATHERS JUST BROWN! AND NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND OF BROWN, LIKE WALMNUST BROWN! THEY DARKER THAN WALMNUST! LOOKS LIKE THE COLOR OF A DEMONIC WALMUT, IF YOU ASK ME!

And the worst part iz....
MOMMY SAID SHE WUZ GONNA DYE HER HEAD FEATHERS TO MATCH ZIGGY!!!

I SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Jasper

SHE IS EVIL!!!!! SHE MUST BE PUNISHED MORE! Poop in her mouth

- Rico and Cricket, the two masterminds

 

[DonnaBudgie]

SHE IS EVIL!!!!! SHE MUST BE PUNISHED MORE! Poop in her mouth

- Rico and Cricket, the two masterminds

Mom tried to bite my tail tonight, but I showed her how I'm not afraid of nothin'! She says I play rough, and I do! But I like it.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Mom tried to bite my tail tonight, but I showed her how I'm not afraid of nothin'! She says I play rough, and I do! But I like it.

BITE HER REAR! ITS THE ONLY WAY! An eye for an eye or whatever that saying is.

- Rico ScissorFace

 

[Rozalka]

Today I bit my human because she changed water

~Zenek

 

[foxgloveparrot]

I can do a magic trick!!

When mommy is eating, I can magically turn her food into MY food! All I have to do is bite her and then grab the food and run away with it!!

-Crick

 

[DonnaBudgie]

I can do a magic trick!!

When mommy is eating, I can magically turn her food into MY food! All I have to do is bite her and then grab the food and run away with it!!

-Crick

I wish my mom and dad would stop calling me BabyBird! I'm not a baby anymore! I have a brown cere to prove it and Beau, Hunter, Nummie and Charlie are ALL my boyfriends!

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Charlie heer:

My slave gave me a seed bell to nom. Me and that.... crested bird-parrot, Redshift, both like to eats it. The slave had the audacity to say it's a rare gift because it is bad bad bad for us. Too much seed. But she said we're eating out pellets like good parrots, too. Maybe I should poop on her to tell her what i think of her thoughts on seed bells. Hrmph!

 

[BirdyBee]

I SO mad at my mommy.

Mommy dyed the feathers on her head to match ME. They was green and yellow just like me. But IT GONE NOW! I tried to bite Mommy so that she wuld dye her head feathers again, but she DIDNT LISTEN!

NOW HER HEAD FEATHERS JUST BROWN! AND NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND OF BROWN, LIKE WALMNUST BROWN! THEY DARKER THAN WALMNUST! LOOKS LIKE THE COLOR OF A DEMONIC WALMUT, IF YOU ASK ME!

And the worst part iz....
MOMMY SAID SHE WUZ GONNA DYE HER HEAD FEATHERS TO MATCH ZIGGY!!!

I SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Jasper

I give you walmust
-Pipp le Birb

 

[Rozalka]

I thought I managed to destroy the computer mouse... but it still works.
I thought that this could make my human spending more time with me... my plan failed

~Zenek

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

I thought I managed to destroy the computer mouse... but it still works.
I thought that this could make my human spending more time with me... my plan failed

~Zenek

Redshift heer:

Try dropping the mouse in yer water bowl. It make a impressive SPLISH!

 

[Rozalka]

Redshift heer:

Try dropping the mouse in yer water bowl. It make a impressive SPLISH!

It's impossible... I would have to take the mouse and put it to my cage somehow... The mouse is too heavy for me to do it :/ Or I would have to bring my water bowl somehow... but it's impossible too - If I throw the water bowl, the water will spill (not mentioning that I was trying to move my water bowl and idk how, my human did something and I can't do it any more)

~Zenek

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

It's impossible... I would have to take the mouse and put it to my cage somehow... The mouse is too heavy for me to do it :/ Or I would have to bring my water bowl somehow... but it's impossible too - If I throw the water bowl, the water will spill (not mentioning that I was trying to move my water bowl and idk how, my human did something and I can't do it any more)

~Zenek

Dats no fun! SIlly humans make us think too much sometimes! They say it good for us, but it 1) not fun and 2) HARD! I like to watch my food go splish in the water bowl because my hooman won't let me play with the mouse

-Redshift

 

[Rozalka]

Humans wanted to clip my claw but I pooped into my human's hood and ran into my cage. Muahahaha

~Zenek

 

[Rozalka]

My human says recently I'm a bad bird because yesterday I destroyed her charger and today I bit her finger to blood. But she shouldn't touch my water bawl!!! It's MINE!

At the end I have a small tip for you guys - if you see somewhere in a corner, some kind of very thin web, don't touch it. I wanted to check what's that and it stuck to my beak. It's not nice in touch, it's sticky

~Zenek

 

[Rozalka]

This place is so silent, it's been one year since the last post

Anyway... there's a new creature with us. It has four legs and fur. I am curious what it is. But for some reason my human screamed at it and didn't allow any contact with me and now my room is often closed for some reason

~Zenek

 

[DonnaBudgie]

What kind of bird is it?

~ Rocky

 

[Rozalka]

What kind of birds doesn't have wings and feathers?

~Zenek

 

[onamom]

I have several of these creatures in my home. I think it's fun to taunt them through my cage so they get in trouble! So funny to see Mom yell at them.

-Ona

 

[Rozalka]

My human won't even let me touch it

~Zenek

 

[StormyPica]

We don’t like the creatures, and our mom and uncle make sure we stay far away in another room so they can’t catch us. They are very curious about us but we’re not allowed to interact with them.
- Stormy