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[LaManuka]

Curse (Snappy ripped a rank fart causing Snippy to curse a violent streak. She still loves him and pledges undying loyalty by offering tasty offal meals.)

Crust (Snappy's last après Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux was so rank it came out with a crust on it!)

 

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Crust (Snappy's last après Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux was so rank it came out with a crust on it!)

Trust (Snappy totally lost trust in Snippy's ability to prepare the simplest dishes. Dreams of Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux imploded, leaving him to revert to bachelor standards and consume frozen microwavable offal dinners.)

 

[LaManuka]

Trust (Snappy totally lost trust in Snippy's ability to prepare the simplest dishes. Dreams of Spam bourguignon avec Sautéed Cervaux imploded, leaving him to revert to bachelor standards and consume frozen microwavable offal dinners.)

Turps (Snappy still has nightmares of his bachelor days and those dreaded frozen microwavable offal dinners. He had to gargle with turps to get rid of the taste!)

 

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Turps (Snappy still has nightmares of his bachelor days and those dreaded frozen microwavable offal dinners. He had to gargle with turps to get rid of the taste!)

Turds (Snappy's swore gargling with turps tasted like turds and began to yearn for simpler bachelor days of microwavable offal dinners. Snippy implored him to stay grounded as the grass on the other side is often laced with turds.

 

[LaManuka]

Turds (Snappy's swore gargling with turps tasted like turds and began to yearn for simpler bachelor days of microwavable offal dinners. Snippy implored him to stay grounded as the grass on the other side is often laced with turds.)

Truss (Snappy's rear end is so worn out from ferocious farting and titanic traumatising turds that he is now forced to wear a truss!)

 

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Truss (Snappy's rear end is so worn out from ferocious farting and titanic traumatising turds that he is now forced to wear a truss!)

Busts (Snappy busts gale force farts as his turds are cut to shreds and slowly flutter to earth as brownish confetti.)

 

[LaManuka]

Busts (Snappy busts gale force farts as his turds are cut to shreds and slowly flutter to earth as brownish confetti.)

Tubas (Snappy's phenomenal flatulence following a 10 course meal of superbly succulent offal meats sounds like a chorus of tubas playing in basso profundo!)

 

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Tubas (Snappy's phenomenal flatulence following a 10 course meal of superbly succulent offal meats sounds like a chorus of tubas playing in basso profundo!)

Stabs (Snippy stabs her nostrils with cinnamon cloves and ears with cotton to purge Snappy's profoundly rank flatulence and rumbling crescendo of doom.)

 

[LaManuka]

Stabs (Snippy stabs her nostrils with cinnamon cloves and ears with cotton to purge Snappy's profoundly rank flatulence and rumbling crescendo of doom.)

Slabs (Snappy loves to slather slabs of Spam with lashings of flaming hot sauce, hence the rumbling crescendo of doom herald a very bad case of Montezuma's Revenge!)

 

[Scott]

Slabs (Snappy loves to slather slabs of Spam with lashings of flaming hot sauce, hence the rumbling crescendo of doom herald a very bad case of Montezuma's Revenge!)

Flabs (Snappy's butt cheek flabs burn and oscillate with dizzying rhythm as spicy Spam ejects at gale forces with Montezuma's Revenge.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flabs (Snappy's butt cheek flabs burn and oscillate with dizzying rhythm as spicy Spam ejects at gale forces with Montezuma's Revenge.)

Blast (Hot sauce laden, half digested Spam will combine in Snappy's innards like a high combustion blast furnace!)

 

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Blast (Hot sauce laden, half digested Spam will combine in Snappy's innards like a high combustion blast furnace!)

Atlas (Scientists are perfecting a Snappy inspired Atlas rocket engine using hot sauce infused Spam as propellant.)

 

[LaManuka]

Atlas (Scientists are perfecting a Snappy inspired Atlas rocket engine using hot sauce infused Spam as propellant.)

Splat (Snappy inspired Atlas rocket with hot sauce infused Spam as propellant turns out to be far more powerful than anticipated and soars out of the Solar System, hitting the unsuspecting planet Koozbane with an almighty splat!)

 

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Splat (Snappy inspired Atlas rocket with hot sauce infused Spam as propellant turns out to be far more powerful than anticipated and soars out of the Solar System, hitting the unsuspecting planet Koozbane with an almighty splat!)

Plant (Koozbanians take note of hot sauce infused Spam as exotic fertilizer and bequeath the name of Snappy to exotic new plant.)

 

[LaManuka]

Plant (Koozbanians take note of hot sauce infused Spam as exotic fertilizer and bequeath the name of Snappy to exotic new plant.)

Plank (Not surprisingly, the exotic new plant does a little too well after being pumped with hot sauce infused Spam fertilizer and becomes a noxious weed - Snappy is made to walk the plank as punishment!)

 

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Plank (Not surprisingly, the exotic new plant does a little too well after being pumped with hot sauce infused Spam fertilizer and becomes a noxious weed - Snappy is made to walk the plank as punishment!)

Plans (Snippy's plans include the laying of 50 eggs fertilized by Snappy in case his return mission to Earth is scuttled after walking the plank.

 

[LaManuka]

Plans (Snippy's plans include the laying of 50 eggs fertilized by Snappy in case his return mission to Earth is scuttled after walking the plank.)

Lands (Snappy lands safely back on Earth, however much to Snippy's disgust, he refuses to acknowledge paternity of the 50 fertilized eggs and turns out to be a deadbeat dad!)

 

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Lands (Snappy lands safely back on Earth, however much to Snippy's disgust, he refuses to acknowledge paternity of the 50 fertilized eggs and turns out to be a deadbeat dad!)

Hands (Snippy hands over the 50 fertilized eggs in the form of Spam and offal omelettes. Snappy douses with hot sauce, oblivious to cannibal tendencies of poorly bred crocs.)

 

[LaManuka]

Hands (Snippy hands over the 50 fertilized eggs in the form of Spam and offal omelettes. Snappy douses with hot sauce, oblivious to cannibal tendencies of poorly bred crocs.)

Gnash (Snappy's teeth gnash with delight at the prospect of a hearty meal of Spam, offal and crocodile egg omelettes!)

 

[Scott]

Gnash (Snappy's teeth gnash with delight at the prospect of a hearty meal of Spam, offal and crocodile egg omelettes!)

Shags (Snappy's fondest wish is for a few shags after devouring a heaping platter of Spam, offal, and crocodile egg omelettes.)