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[saxguy64]

Glück (On a recent trip to Berlin, German lab techs were so taken with the cute lil’ fluck that Snappy brought that they wanted to keep him. Snappy wished them “Viel glück with that!”)

Lucky (despite Snappy's gracious warnings, the lab techs tried to make off with the lil' fluck, but failed, and were lucky to escape with their lives!)

 

[LaManuka]

Lucky (despite Snappy's gracious warnings, the lab techs tried to make off with the lil' fluck, but failed, and were lucky to escape with their lives!)

Yucky (Plucky lil' flucky considers himself very lucky because encounters with crocodiles usually end up very yucky!)

 

[saxguy64]

Yucky (Plucky lil' flucky considers himself very lucky because encounters with crocodiles usually end up very yucky!)

Sucky (sucky situation indeed, to find a poor little flucky in an encounter with a crocodile!)

 

[LaManuka]

Sucky (sucky situation indeed, to find a poor little flucky in an encounter with a crocodile!)

Mucky (Cute lil' Flucky, so full of plucky, learns to drive a trucky through the mucky and not get stucky!)

 

[Scott]

Mucky (Cute lil' Flucky, so full of plucky, learns to drive a trucky through the mucky and not get stucky!)

Bucky (Snappy's brother Bucky was product of crocodile and male deer. He's rather plucky and considered lucky to have mostly croc features)

 

[LaManuka]

Bucky (Snappy's brother Bucky was product of crocodile and male deer. He's rather plucky and considered lucky to have mostly croc features)

Zucky (Bucky makes a phone call to his best mate Mark "Zucky" Zuckerberg, attempting to have Flucky's Fb page labelled as fake news. He should be so lucky!)

 

[ShellyL]

Mate

Mute

 

[Terry57]

Mute

Mite

 

[Scott]

Mite

**changed and added one letter for continuity**

Mates (Snappy ran the Spam and offal tab so high he joined a group of mates swimming in a moat guarding the king's exotic parrots.)

 

[LaManuka]

Mates (Snappy ran the Spam and offal tab so high he joined a group of mates swimming in a moat guarding the king's exotic parrots.)

Rates (Snappy promised the King he would not eat his collection of rare and exotic parrots if he gave him preferential "mates rates" on his Spam and offal tab.)

 

[Scott]

Rates (Snappy promised the King he would not eat his collection of rare and exotic parrots if he gave him preferential "mates rates" on his Spam and offal tab.)

Steer (The King agreed to compensate Snappy and mates one steer per month extortion payment to safeguard his rare and exotic parrots.)

 

[LaManuka]

Steer (The King agreed to compensate Snappy and mates one steer per month extortion payment to safeguard his rare and exotic parrots.)

Terms (The King may have been somewhat foolish to allow this payment contract to be drawn up by Snappy's inhouse law firm, Doowee, Cheatem & Howe!)

 

[Scott]

Terms (The King may have been somewhat foolish to allow this payment contract to be drawn up by Snappy's inhouse law firm, Doowee, Cheatem & Howe!)

Smart (Snappy and mates may be smart, but failed to notice Doowee, Cheatem & Howe's negotiations for a new handbag factory at edge of town.)

 

[LaManuka]

Smart (Snappy and mates may be smart, but failed to notice Doowee, Cheatem & Howe's negotiations for a new handbag factory at edge of town.)

Drats! (Too late does Snappy realise that Doowee, Cheatem & Howe are a bunch of shysters who are only in it for themselves! Looks like he's gonna have to mince them up into lawyer-meat hamburgers before it's too late!)

 

[Scott]

Drats! (Too late does Snappy realise that Doowee, Cheatem & Howe are a bunch of shysters who are only in it for themselves! Looks like he's gonna have to mince them up into lawyer-meat hamburgers before it's too late!)

Start (Shyster law firm may start trouble with Snappy, but the wily croc is firing up the barbie and setting out an array of delectable dipping sauces.)

 

[LaManuka]

Start (Shyster law firm may start trouble with Snappy, but the wily croc is firing up the barbie and setting out an array of delectable dipping sauces.)

Parts (Wily croc is busy dissecting shyster lawyers into bite size body parts all ready for dunking into an array of delectable dipping sauces.)

 

[Scott]

Parts (Wily croc is busy dissecting shyster lawyers into bite size body parts all ready for dunking into an array of delectable dipping sauces.)

Carts (Wily croc ordered refrigerated carts to store fillets of shyster lawyers. Snippy is sufficiently discerning to separate by grade, with lowest quality used for fishing bait or rendering into fertilizer.)

 

[LaManuka]

Carts (Wily croc ordered refrigerated carts to store fillets of shyster lawyers. Snippy is sufficiently discerning to separate by grade, with lowest quality used for fishing bait or rendering into fertilizer.)

(Ok, I'm going there.......)

Farts (Flatulence produced after consuming filleted shyster lawyer parts are particularly noxious!)

 

[Scott]

Farts (Flatulence produced after consuming filleted shyster lawyer parts are particularly noxious!)

(I aim to perpetuate as long as possible....)

Farty (The air quality surrounding Snappy and cohorts exuded the farty aroma of rapidly digested shyster lawyers. City methane levels were positively off the charts!)

 

[LaManuka]

Farty (The air quality surrounding Snappy and cohorts exuded the farty aroma of rapidly digested shyster lawyers. City methane levels were positively off the charts!)

iFart (Mere mortals need to download an app to even attempt to replicate the flatulent sounds that come naturally to Snappy after feasting on fetid lawyer fillets!)