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[saxguy64]

iFart (Mere mortals need to download an app to even attempt to replicate the flatulent sounds that come naturally to Snappy after feasting on fetid lawyer fillets!)

uFart (iFart, uFart, we allFart in Snappy's malodorous world! Yeah, there's an app for that )

 

[LaManuka]

uFart (iFart, uFart, we allFart in Snappy's malodorous world! Yeah, there's an app for that )

eFart (Snippy has been out of town all week procuring new sources of delectably putrifying offal and SPAM for Snappy's dining pleasure, so he has been sending her eFarts by email so she doesn't feel left out )

 

[Scott]

I have this fart app on my iPhone! Best I've seen, superb tonal quality. You can even record your own if desired!!

 

[LaManuka]

I have this fart app on my iPhone! Best I've seen, superb tonal quality. You can even record your own if desired!!

Yes I thought you did, being the connoisseur of lavatorial humour that you are :smile049:

 

[Scott]

eFart (Snippy has been out of town all week procuring new sources of delectably putrifying offal and SPAM for Snappy's dining pleasure, so he has been sending her eFarts by email so she doesn't feel left out )

Fartz (Snippy pioneered a canned recipe for Fartz, consisting of beans, offal, and Spam.)

 

[LaManuka]

Fartz (Snippy pioneered a canned recipe for Fartz, consisting of beans, offal, and Spam.)

Fahrt (Snippy's pioneering canned Fartz recipe is being manufactured by world leading experts in offal and cured meats at a highly specialised facility in Germany. Upon leaving, the factory operators wished her....

 

[Scott]

Fahrt (Snippy's pioneering canned Fartz recipe is being manufactured by world leading experts in offal and cured meats at a highly specialised facility in Germany. Upon leaving, the factory operators wished her....

Farto (The Fartz label proved so profitable Snappy and Snippy founded Farto Travel with goal of attracting shyster lawyers to untimely and delicious end.)

 

[LaManuka]

Oh yeah, this lot look VERY reputable!

 

[LaManuka]

Farto (The Fartz label proved so profitable Snappy and Snippy founded Farto Travel with goal of attracting shyster lawyers to untimely and delicious end.)

Fàârt (Snappy buys out Snippy’s favourite fashion magazine so that he can add a section featuring gourmet recipes for Spam and various delectable offal and organ meats. Mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!!)

 

[Scott]

Fàârt (Snappy buys out Snippy’s favourite fashion magazine so that he can add a section featuring gourmet recipes for Spam and various delectable offal and organ meats. Mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!!)

I think we've milked the "fart" theme to absolute conclusion - for now!

Aorta (Years of gluttonous Spam and gourmet offal consumption began to clog Snappy's aorta. Surgical reaming brought relief, but a cavalier Snippy refuses to alter his diet as she remains covetous of life insurance payout.)

 

[LaManuka]

I think we've milked the "fart" theme to absolute conclusion - for now!

Aorta (Years of gluttonous Spam and gourmet offal consumption began to clog Snappy's aorta. Surgical reaming brought relief, but a cavalier Snippy refuses to alter his diet as she remains covetous of life insurance payout.)

Perhaps so, but we'll always have "Fàârt"

Tiara (Snippy eyes off some very fancy jewels to spend Snappy's life insurance payout one once those aorta have clogged up once and for all!)

 

[Scott]

Tiara (Snippy eyes off some very fancy jewels to spend Snappy's life insurance payout one once those aorta have clogged up once and for all!)

Train (Snippy advised to lose that morbid train of thought, she hasn't met Snappy's protective brother Brutus. One step out of line and he'll turn her into a handbag.)

 

[LaManuka]

Train (Snippy advised to lose that morbid train of thought, she hasn't met Snappy's protective brother Brutus. One step out of line and he'll turn her into a handbag.)

Triad (After a brush with a Chinese organised crime gang, Snippy and her gang of merry widows find themselves in the custody of the Hong Kong Police Force!)

 

[Scott]

Triad (After a brush with a Chinese organised crime gang, Snippy and her gang of merry widows find themselves in the custody of the Hong Kong Police Force!)

Darts (Bumbling triad gansters used short-acting poison darts to immobilize Snippy and gang of merry widows. Four hours later, they awoke and chewed their way out of makeshift prison.)

 

[LaManuka]

Darts (Bumbling triad gansters used short-acting poison darts to immobilize Snippy and gang of merry widows. Four hours later, they awoke and chewed their way out of makeshift prison.)

Bards (Snappy and his band of wandering minstrels provided musical distraction which allowed Snippy and her gang of merry widows to make good their escape from the Hong Kong Police.)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Bards (Snappy and his band of wandering minstrels provided musical distraction which allowed Snippy and her gang of merry widows to make good their escape from the Hong Kong Police.)
Darns (Snippy needs to darn Snappy's undies as the Hong Kong Police got him by the tail ever so briefly)

 

[Scott]

Darns (Snippy needs to darn Snappy's undies as the Hong Kong Police got him by the tail ever so briefly)

Snare (After the Hong Kong Police failed to snare Snappy, he ran off and treated his bask of crocks to a celebratory feast of shyster lawyer offal, Spam, and tequila.

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Snare (After the Hong Kong Police failed to snare Snappy, he ran off and treated his bask of crocks to a celebratory feast of shyster lawyer offal, Spam, and tequila.

Rinse (tequila gargle necessary after offal and Spam- be sure to swallow post rinse)

 

[Scott]

Rinse (tequila gargle necessary after offal and Spam- be sure to swallow post rinse)

Snide (Snappy and company made snide remarks to the hostess, who promptly spiked the drinks with prune juice.)

 

[LaManuka]

Snide (Snappy and company made snide remarks to the hostess, who promptly spiked the drinks with prune juice.)

Rends (The malodorous gas escaping Snappy's lower intestine resulting from drinks spiked with prune juice and a heavy Chinese banquet provided by his hosts from the Hong Kong Police rends even the infamously polluted air of the Fragrant Harbour with it's noxiousness!)