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[Scott]

Rends (The malodorous gas escaping Snappy's lower intestine resulting from drinks spiked with prune juice and a heavy Chinese banquet provided by his hosts from the Hong Kong Police rends even the infamously polluted air of the Fragrant Harbour with it's noxiousness!)

Dregs (Hong Kong leadership declared Snappy and entourage dregs of society and ordered immediate deportation from the territory. Within hours they arrived at Panmunjon seeking asylum in the DPRK.

 

[LaManuka]

Dregs (Hong Kong leadership declared Snappy and entourage dregs of society and ordered immediate deportation from the territory. Within hours they arrived at Panmunjon seeking asylum in the DPRK.

Greed (Snappy got himself a job in the DPRK as Kim Jong-Un's official bag-man which appeals to his sense of greed perfectly!)

 

[Scott]

Greed (Snappy got himself a job in the DPRK as Kim Jong-Un's official bag-man which appeals to his sense of greed perfectly!)

Creed (Snappy's rapacious creed deeply mirrored the gluttonous lust of Kim Jong-un, the pair became inseparable.)

 

[LaManuka]

Creed (Snappy's rapacious creed deeply mirrored the gluttonous lust of Kim Jong-un, the pair became inseparable.)

Merde (Snappy's gluttony results in a shocking case of explosive diarrhoea and an unfortunate splattering of dung all over Kim Jong's freshly pressed uniform - their friendship is at an end!)

 

[Scott]

Merde (Snappy's gluttony results in a shocking case of explosive diarrhoea and an unfortunate splattering of dung all over Kim Jong's freshly pressed uniform - their friendship is at an end!)

Freed (Kim threatened handbaggery as punishment for splattering dung but imprisoned Snappy for 10 years hard labor. A month of eating insects, tree bark, and skin peelings amassed furious pressure in Snappy's turgid bowels. Once freed, the massive blast catapulted him across the border into the outskirts of Seoul, South Korea.)

 

[LaManuka]

Freed (Kim threatened handbaggery as punishment for splattering dung but imprisoned Snappy for 10 years hard labor. A month of eating insects, tree bark, and skin peelings amassed furious pressure in Snappy's turgid bowels. Once freed, the massive blast catapulted him across the border into the outskirts of Seoul, South Korea.)

Fried (After a brief stopover in Seoul where Snappy lined his empty stomach with Korean fermented delicacies, he quickly flew on to Bangkok where he was able to indulge in his new found penchant for deep fried insects with great gusto!)

 

[Scott]

Fried (After a brief stopover in Seoul where Snappy lined his empty stomach with Korean fermented delicacies, he quickly flew on to Bangkok where he was able to indulge in his new found penchant for deep fried insects with great gusto!)

Dried (Nothing beats a tray of delectable dried insects for dessert at a Bangkok food stall!)

 

[LaManuka]

Dried (Nothing beats a tray of delectable dried insects for dessert at a Bangkok food stall!)

Cried (Snappy cried in excruciating pain as he indulged in delectable dried fried insects coated liberally in fiery Thai chilli dipping sauce but they were so delicious he could not resist shovelling them into his mouth!)

 

[Scott]

Cried (Snappy cried in excruciating pain as he indulged in delectable dried fried insects coated liberally in fiery Thai chilli dipping sauce but they were so delicious he could not resist shovelling them into his mouth!)

Medic (Three hours later management summoned a medic as Snappy writhed in pain while undigested chili dipping sauce escaped every bodily orifice.)

 

[LaManuka]

Medic (Three hours later management summoned a medic as Snappy writhed in pain while undigested chili dipping sauce escaped every bodily orifice.)

Cider (To make matters worse, Snappy thought it'd be a good idea to wash his meal of deep fried insects and nam jim jeaw down with Cornish Scrumpy cider which only added to the woes of the medics who found themselves in the firing line as undigested chili dipping sauce exploded from every bodily orifice!)

 

[Scott]

Cider (To make matters worse, Snappy thought it'd be a good idea to wash his meal of deep fried insects and nam jim jeaw down with Cornish Scrumpy cider which only added to the woes of the medics who found themselves in the firing line as undigested chili dipping sauce exploded from every bodily orifice!)

Acrid (Cornish Scrumpy cider was catalyst for cataclysmic transformation of undigested chili sauce into acrid, rancid fumes, temporarily blinding medics and innocent bystanders.)

 

[LaManuka]

Acrid (Cornish Scrumpy cider was catalyst for cataclysmic transformation of undigested chili sauce into acrid, rancid fumes, temporarily blinding medics and innocent bystanders.)

Rabid (Mercilessly taunted by temporarily blinded medics and innocent bystanders over the fumes from undigested chili sauce exuding from every pore and orifice, Snappy's foul temper becomes so utterly rabid that he is left foaming at the mouth!!)

 

[Scott]

Rabid (Mercilessly taunted by temporarily blinded medics and innocent bystanders over the fumes from undigested chili sauce exuding from every pore and orifice, Snappy's foul temper becomes so utterly rabid that he is left foaming at the mouth!!)

Birds (High flying birds were imperiled by cider-activated rotted-gut poisons blasted from Snappy's vent and plotted revenge. Echelons of raptors dove to mercilessly peck his skin raw, further exacerbating the agony of pore leakage.)

 

[ShellyL]

.. Math ..

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Birds (High flying birds were imperiled by cider-activated rotted-gut poisons blasted from Snappy's vent and plotted revenge. Echelons of raptors dove to mercilessly peck his skin raw, further exacerbating the agony of pore leakage.)

Bards (you two are a couple of them lol)

 

[Scott]

Bards (you two are a couple of them lol)

Brand (Snappy is our brand of humour, but y'all are welcome to join the festivities!)

 

[LaManuka]

Brand (Snappy is our brand of humour, but y'all are welcome to join the festivities!)

Grand (Snappy's story is one of grand excesses and eternal flatulence, and the more who join in, the crazier it gets!)

 

[Scott]

Grand (Snappy's story is one of grand excesses and eternal flatulence, and the more who join in, the crazier it gets!)

Groan (Snappy belched a guttural groan of appreciation as he downed a gallon of Cornish Scrumpy with mammoth bean burrito and eagerly awaits continued chronicles.)

 

[LaManuka]

Groan (Snappy belched a guttural groan of appreciation as he downed a gallon of Cornish Scrumpy with mammoth bean burrito and eagerly awaits continued chronicles.)

Goner (Anyone unfortunate enough to be downwind of Snappy as he belches out toxic fumes resulting from the combined effects of downing a gallon of Scrumpy cider and a mammoth bean burrito is instantly a goner!)

 

[Scott]

Goner (Anyone unfortunate enough to be downwind of Snappy as he belches out toxic fumes resulting from the combined effects of downing a gallon of Scrumpy cider and a mammoth bean burrito is instantly a goner!)

Loner (Snappy was banished from town and now a loner as result of belching toxic fumes one time too many. He's contemplating a return to more gut friendly meals of Spam and offal.)