Inconvenient burglar

[Ellie777Australia]

First things first... I'm stealing all of the chocolate!

I knew you were a Chocoholic. I am as well and always notice you posting a decadent chocolate cake in the birthday threads.

Inveterate Chocoholics unite!!

Yummm...I'll share my Earl Grey if you share a piece of this cake...

 

[Rozalka]

Haha! This is so funny

Remove the toilet LOL

Interseting how the burglar could do it


Or maybe... steal the fridge?

 

[Inger]

All the smart phones. And leave flip phones in their place.


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[Tami2]

All the smart phones. And leave flip phones in their place.


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hahaha Inger, you funny.

If the home has a fireplace or wood stove, 🔥 I'm taking all of their fire starters, kindling, matches and lighters.
I'm even going to take their fire pokers & gloves .... hehe 😈

 

[Tami2]

First things first... I'm stealing all of the chocolate!

I knew you were a Chocoholic. I am as well and always notice you posting a decadent chocolate cake in the birthday threads.

Inveterate Chocoholics unite!!

Oh my goodness Scott, I'm salivating over here.

 

[Squeekmouse]

Now that all of the utensils are gone, I will steal all of the napkins!

 

[Rozalka]

I know what hasn't gone yet - all keys!! That would be a big problem without them

 

[Ellie777Australia]

We currently have a house without toilets, towels, clothes, cooking utensils, flatware, tupees, dentures, medications, any form of lighting or communication or heat etc. They also do not have keys to lock up because there isn't anything left to steal???? Oh yes there is, I'm stealing all foot wear so now they are barefoot, naked and incommunicado also LOL....

 

[Scott]

***Public Service Announcement***
Previously posted mouthwatering chocolate cake is from Claim Jumper Restaurants. I've eaten more than my share, but the "Motherlode Cake" is available at grocery stores. Have not purchased one and cannot vouch for equivalence to the restaurant.


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[Ellie777Australia]

***Public Service Announcement***
Previously posted mouthwatering chocolate cake is from Claim Jumper Restaurants. I've eaten more than my share, but the "Motherlode Cake" is available at grocery stores. Have not purchased one and cannot vouch for equivalence to the restaurant.


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Wow! Do you think it would get too stale by the time you shipped me a piece to Australia? LOL

 

[Tami2]

Ellie777Australia took all of the tea & Jen5200 took the coffee.
I’m taking their Keurig or Coffee Pot! So, even if they buy more coffee they still can’t have any…:16:

 

[Alehner529]

Every single left shoe. But only the left ones.

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[Ellie777Australia]

I think this house had babies so I'm taking all of the nappies (diapers).

 

[Tami2]

I'm going to grab the formula & all the bottles.

 

[ParrotGenie]

All the light bulbs I can that are removable, bathroom and kitchen towels, any soap, router and cable modem, chargers and batteries and if using a bag vacuum, the bag out of vacuum as well as any filters and belt.

Now if I really wanted to be truly inconvenient for services, take outside cable splitter, or cable coupler and put lock out filter in place, now if I really want to make it hard take the RF cable tap on the main cable line on the pole. Now when it comes to washing clothes? Would just take the inner rubber seal to the door, so water leaks out and dryer the flexible ducting pipe to turn room effectively into a Sauna. Now heating and cooling for heating if winter, take the control module, or relay, or thermal fuses for furnace. If I wanted it to work for short time I take the pump and for summer AC take the main contactor on outside ac compressor, while leaving the thermostat in place and leaving no hint, so furnace still blow air out of vents, so you think it may still work, just no cool air. For ceiling fans take the motor run capacitor. For refrigerator take the defroster heating coil, you love when ICE built up every day. Now for toilet would be to obvious to take the whole toilet, I just take out the wax ring, or rubber seal that goes under the toilet, so when comes time to flush, you have a decent size mess to clean up. If I took whole toilet you replace the toilet right away, but if just the seal, you might drag on that and deal with the mess for a while, so be the most inconvenient. For shower would just take part of the pipe, or PVC that goes to the drain and screws to the knobs and if you have separate knobs for cold and hot would take the labels plate, for sink the bottom drain pipe. For garage would take one of the main springs to the door and also the main latching mechanism to the rail track for garage door opener, so you force to open manually and would be quite heavy as door will be missing a spring, then again may leave the spring as just want it inconvenient for someone, not to hurt someone? It could be any few combinations or all? Have to make it not noticeable right away and you have to dig deeper to find issue, or call someone, so you put up with it for a day, or more and is truly inconvenient,