As a distraction, the weasel ball was sent in to confuse all interested parties. Kevin watched via satellite with delight.
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The upstairs neighbors were so annoyed at Kevin’s insistence on quiet from sundown to sunup they found a way to get even.
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The upstairs neighbors were so annoyed at Kevin’s insistence on quiet from sundown to sunup they found a way to get even.
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Kevin is SUCH a handsome young man! My heart is quite captivated by him ❤️ He is clearly happy to be with you, you can see it written all over his face. And I’m loving the regular updates on the political intrigues of Greytown. I don’t know if you’re aware but we had yet another overthrow of a sitting Prime Minister here last month and I think my boys know more about it than they’re letting on, so there may be some startling revelations coming soon about that! More to come!
Kevin is SUCH a handsome young man! My heart is quite captivated by him ❤️ He is clearly happy to be with you, you can see it written all over his face. And I’m loving the regular updates on the political intrigues of Greytown. I don’t know if you’re aware but we had yet another overthrow of a sitting Prime Minister here last month and I think my boys know more about it than they’re letting on, so there may be some startling revelations coming soon about that! More to come!
And, as we shift to the edge of our seats, awaiting more information!
AAPP (Australian Associated Parrot Press)
This just in.....
High level sources at (not so) top secret US military base Pine Gap have confirmed today the total failure of affiliated computer systems in the north of Briz Vegas. This failure has also impacted the offices of new Australian Prime Minister ScoMo. Sources confirm that a link to recent similar events in Greytown, Burundi is being investigated. Mayor Kevin of Greytown has been approached for comment.
A quack team of IT mallards has been urgently dispatched to Briz Vegas to restore connectivity. Speaking from one end of two tin cans joined up by a piece of string, Prime Minister ScoMo assured this reporter than no tern would remain unstoned to find the source of the outage.
In related news, the long mothballed NFI Flying School in north Briz Vegas is being re-opened today to enable the PM to complete flight training. He will receive instructions from retired RAAF Squadron Leader Fang to obtain official certification. What could possibly go wrong?!
More details when they come to hand.
#munted