My elderly howling cheese gremlin is aging backwards and is also possibly immortal

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So, I have this REALLY old howling cheese gremlin (cat) named Tilly. She's 19-20 years old at this point. When she was newly 18, she got super skinny, and just as she was about to die, she healed herself. The vet said it was a miracle. So, when she lost a fair bit of hair, and developed severe dandruff WHICH SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYMORE, EVEN THOUGH WE DID BASICALLY NOTHING TO CURE HER SINCE SHE WAS ABOUT TO KEEL OVER, we were just like "oh, yeah, crazy healing gremlin".

AND THEN SHE GREW A FRESH, SOFT NEW COAT. LIKE, KITTEN SOFT, SUPER-HEALTHY FUR. DID WE DO ANYTHING TO CAUSE THIS? NO! IT JUST HAPPENED! AND HER BREATHING GOT BETTER, OUT OF THE BLUE!

And she may be turning 21 soon...

What do I DO!? Will she just keep aging backwards until she's a little kitten, then age forwards again!? Will I have this ca- ehm, cheese gremlin, forever? WILL SHE CONTINUE CONSUMING CHEESE AT A SUPRISINGLY RAPID PACE!?

WILL I RUN OUT OF CHEESE TO FEED THIS IMMORTAL GREMLIN!?

No one knows....
 

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I didn't fully read the title. Read something about your elderly cat and thought there was an issue with her. I read the post in confusion, wondering what the heck you mean by the cat aging backwards, then realised, it's a joke!
 
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I didn't fully read the title. Read something about your elderly cat and thought there was an issue with here. I read the post in confusion, then realised, it's a joke!
Yes, the immortality is a joke, but the actual self-healing, and getting healthier is not.
 

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I have no love of cats but, I dunno just enjoy. People that smoke cigars and drink daily live well past 100. Cuddle more and enjoy.
 

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