Random Assumptions

[TheofficialParakeet]

Hello!

This is a game where you make a random assumption (either positive or negative) about the user above.

example :

user 1: theofficalparakeet uses wet paper towels to mop the floor
user 2 : user1 illegally owns a caiman on their trampoline
and so on and so forth..

Someone start..

 

[Rico_Tiel]

the official parakeet ships Minecraft Steve, an enderman, and Francis (L4D)

 

[clark_conure]

Ricotiel wears a bathing suit outside just to make viral tick tocks.....

Isn't this the same game as tell a lie about the poster above you?

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Clark conure says mean things to kids to make them cry so they can feast upon their tears

 

[clark_conure]

Rico_Tiel probably doesn't let the parrots out of the cage until they take out the crayons and make a picture. Only it's impossible because the crayons are always frozen as ice.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Clark conure reads the most abhorrent Minecraft and walking dead fanfics you could ever find on wattpad, AO3, fanfic.net, whatever you can find fanfics on

 

[clark_conure]

Clark conure says mean things to kids to make them cry so they can feast upon their tears

Ummm this is actually true but I digress....

 

[clark_conure]

Clark conure reads the most abhorrent Minecraft and walking dead fanfics you could ever find on wattpad, AO3, fanfic.net, whatever you can find fanfics on

I'm actualy 46 and never played minecraft and don't know what any of the others are.....


You however are probably 89 years old and just hanging on to life to vote against someone in the next election. This is my assumption.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

I'm actualy 46 and never played minecraft and don't know what any of the others are.....


You however are probably 89 years old and just hanging on to life to vote against someone in the next election. This is my assumption.

Gasp!!!!!! How’d you know?! Anyway, you are a 9’3 person with the proportions of a Beach Bob who smells like sand and cockroaches. That’s my assumption.

 

[clark_conure]

Gasp!!!!!! How’d you know?! Anyway, you are a 9’3 person with the proportions of a Beach Bob who smells like sand and cockroaches. That’s my assumption.

Dude uncool....I'm a midgit. I'm only like 3 feet tall you assuming bastard.....

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Dude uncool....I'm a midgit. I'm only like 3 feet tall you assuming bastard.....

Ur so mean 2 me 😭

You didn’t deny the Beach Bob assumption. That means you look like this then!