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[wrench13]

Some changes in Salty

Oh, he's been so impossible since he won the video contest.
Now he wants a rider when he makes appearances, with all kinds of crazy stipulations: Only the green Zyprexa pellets in his morning bowl, at least 4 rough play sessions per day, shower water at exactly 83 deg, any broccoli served must have cheese sauce, sunglasses.... sunglasses! I try to explain that these will be useless for him , he has monocular vision. And on and on. Pedicures, beakicures, feather combs (????) and conditioner.

What have you people stated !!

 

[Terry57]

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I KNEW I should have asked for his autograph before Salty got famous!
Next thing you know, he will have an agent who will let you know of his demands

 

[msdeb]

Bahaha!!!! Too funny! Full on diva birdie! Gotta love the stars!

 

[LeaKP]

His request for a claw print on the walk of fame was received today and is under review. He's a shoo-in!

 

[wrench13]

Now he wants astroturf for his cage bottom.

 

[BIRDIGIRL]

You tell them Salty ...all Stars deserve these perks and more...Astroturf sounds good to me and its all the rage in some of the more luxurious condos these days. Go for it Salty. Hope your Servants Al and Geri are answering your every whim and that your every wish is their command

 

[Allee]

Oh Al, I hope this isn't a preview of things to come! When celebs reach a certain level of superstardom there's no turning back! First the astro turf, then he'll want a Malibu mansion, he'll fire his loyal agent, there'll be no living with him. On a happier note, I'm sure there are lots of rising stars on the forum who would love to hire an agent trained by Salty!

 

[Scott]

*BREAKING NEWS*

"Keeping up with the Kardashians" has just been cancelled. Due to popular demand, a new series entitled "Keeping up with Salty" will debut next week!

 

[wrench13]

Coffee spew! Thanks Scott.