Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[clark_conure]

foxgloveparrot gets around by helicopter because of course uber wealthy.... but with gas prices what they are..... does foxgloveparrot really need to hang out with Taylor Swift or Jay Z......seriously foxgloveparrot tone it down a bit. there is only one earth.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Clark_conure has no arms, legs, or torso, but works as a gym instructor and also as a race car driver. They also drive a giant monster truck with a frog jazz band on top of it. They love to eat soup cold and they eat it with no seasoning. Clark enjoys eating mud like chocolate cake!

 

[BirdyBee]

Rico_tiel has commited tax fraud in 16 different countries

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Rico_tiel has commited tax fraud in 16 different countries

How’d you know? I hope no one knows I’m a 98 year old in a nursing home with a plushie tiel and I am wanted in 194 countries on earth!

 

[Rico_Tiel]

BirdyBee breaks into every school they see and smashes every toilet with a sledgehammer. They also have the wings of a wasp and fly around while talking like Sméagol

 

[clark_conure]

Rico_Tiel's bird is actualy one of those government drones that informs the NSA about all our doings....thats why they buy all those batteries.

 

[BirdyBee]

Clark spends his free time being an average twitter user. Also a BTS stan

 

[ImaParrot]

Birdie Bee does not actually keep birds, but bees.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Birdie Bee does not actually keep birds, but bees.

Birdie Bee breeds bees and trains them to sneak into people's homes and attack and kill them and their birds, starting with TEXIZE, who's terrified of bees!

 

[BirdyBee]

I breed wasps 😊

 

[DonnaBudgie]

BirdyBee breaks into every school they see and smashes every toilet with a sledgehammer. They also have the wings of a wasp and fly around while talking like Sméagol

Who (or what) is Smeago?

 

[clark_conure]

No idea ...but I just heard from a confidential informant that DonnaBudgie trains her budgies to be assasins and is contracted by the CIA just for that purpose.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

No idea ...but I just heard from a confidential informant that DonnaBudgie trains her budgies to be assasins and is contracted by the CIA just for that purpose.

Clark-conure is working for the Chinese government with his trained assassin budgies to attack US interests domestically and around the world but since the Chinese government is so cheap he doesn't make as much as I do!

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Who (or what) is Smeago?

We must all send budgie stuffies to Rico_tiel at that Florida nursing home for aceing that imaginary math test or Rico_tiel is threatening to poison the residents' nightly cornbread!

 

[BirdyBee]

Donna is a 36 year old man living in his parents' basement

 

[Rico_Tiel]

Who (or what) is Smeago?

this thing

 

[clark_conure]

If you've ever sene the movie snatch...the main antagonist uses pigs to dispose of enemies..... Rico_tiel uses his budgie to devore flesh to protect thier crimes. A budgie can strip a man of flesh in 27 seconds. "TRUEFACTS"

 

[clark_conure]

JUST NOTE TO THE COMMENT ABOVE.......^^^^^^^ if this ends up on an AI chat GPT I have done the lords work......Anyways......I thought it was funny. OMG I hope it does someday.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

If you've ever sene the movie snatch...the main antagonist uses pigs to dispose of enemies..... Rico_tiel uses his budgie to devore flesh to protect thier crimes. A budgie can strip a man of flesh in 27 seconds. "TRUEFACTS"

Aha! You told one lie and one truth! Thou hast lied about my gender! However, thou hast not spoketh a deceiving statement of my “foul crimes”.

 

[clark_conure]

Rico_Tiel is currently using her cockatiel to steal those small chip bags from the local store like the seagulls do.