Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[GaleriaGila]

For the first time, I am absolutely in hysterical stitches!
Somebody, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Scott]

For the first time, I am absolutely in hysterical stitches!
Somebody, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

No, you are not! I see you sitting and frowning by the computer. Time to eat a package of catnip and watch reruns of Sylvester and Tweety on the Cartoon Network!

 

[Terry57]

Scott has a years supply of catnip he is going to tempt Gail with. Once she is at his house, he will make her and Rickey clean all his giraffe cages as punishment for Rickey's dalliance with Cheryl.

 

[Hawkmaid]

Scott has a years supply of catnip he is going to tempt Gail with. Once she is at his house, he will make her and Rickey clean all his giraffe cages as punishment for Rickey's dalliance with Cheryl.

[My erstwhile nickname on the other forum was "The Ninja Nun", so that bit above was cracking me up!]

Terry thinks it's hilarious that we're all so wrong about where she is; she's now in Mammoth Caves, trying to figure out where the heck that bird is - she keeps hearing squawking coming from SOMEWHERE....

(Poor old girl; she doesn't realize that it's just the little-known Bird Chirp Organ of the Caves that uses stalactites to mimic bird calls...which then echo absolutely all over the place.)

 

[CherylCali]

I sent Early Bird up this morning in an RC helicopter. EB has confirmed Terri's location in Mammoth Caves. She reported seeing Terry with an enormous flock of parrots following her. Early Bird said Terry seemed to be in a euphoric state of bliss.

CherylCali

 

[Hawkmaid]

I sent Early Bird up this morning in an RC helicopter. EB has confirmed Terri's location in Mammoth Caves. She reported seeing Terry with an enormous flock of parrots following her. Early Bird said Terry seemed to be in a euphoric state of bliss.

CherylCali

CherylCali is actually an anthropomorphic cherry from California. She just dropped an r for her name (her middle name is "Loquacious").

 

[TexasWade]

Hawkmaid used my cockatiel as a pot scrubber. Now the pots are clean but the bird is a mess and he keeps blowing bubbles!

 

[GaleriaGila]

The so-called "Texas" Wade is trying to pass as a righteous Cadillac-driving, beef-eating Son-of-the-Republic Texan, butttttt...
In reality, he lives in Boston, drives a Prius, and is a vegan!!!

 

[Hawkmaid]

Hawkmaid used my cockatiel as a pot scrubber. Now the pots are clean but the bird is a mess and he keeps blowing bubbles!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA Now THIS is how you play!

 

[Hawkmaid]

The so-called "Texas" Wade is trying to pass as a righteous Cadillac-driving, beef-eating Son-of-the-Republic Texan, butttttt...
In reality, he lives in Boston, drives a Prius, and is a vegan!!!

GaleriaGila is literally a Gila Monster living in a Gallery - the Louve to be exact. The French maintenance people haven't noticed that she's alive, nor do they notice when one or two tourists disappear....They just dust her regularly, and she leaves them alone.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Hawkmaid did NOT totally abandon this thread and I have NOT been reading it for about a month now without replying because I thought I would look like a creepy stalker

 

[𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖞𝕻𝖎𝖈𝖆]

Foxx once bungee jumped off a cliff
With Jasper
Then he and Cossie had a wedding

 

[Ria.345]

Tell an outrageous lie to previous post? Okay! Storm Pica toilet papered my entire house and then crashed my bachelorette party the next day and ran away with the chocolate cake. 😂😂😂

 

[𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖞𝕻𝖎𝖈𝖆]

I WAS AT YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY!? Sounds fun...
Ria has a black palm cockatoo named foxx because she idolizes foxgloveparrot. The cockatoo screams 'YOU WANNA NUT? HAHA NO NUTS FOR YOU YA STUPID HUMAN! GAZE UPON ME IS DISMAY AS I STEAL YOUR WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

 

[BirdyBee]

Stormy, I can't believe you've thrown paint all over my room!

 

[Rozalka]

Lol, I've never seen this thread before
Pipp, how you colud steal my computer? Give me back!

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Roz made a bikini out of all her birby’s shed feathers and will be showcasing it herself on the runway at the next Victoria’s Secret fashion show in Milan. 😳

 

[BirdyBee]

Beak Beak, can you please tell your crocodile to stop biting everyone? It's really getting annoying now

 

[Rozalka]

Pipp, can you stop vandalizing Wikipedia?

 

[BirdyBee]

Roz, your hippo is very cute!