Tell an Outrageous Lie About the Poster Above You

[clark_conure]

[breaking rule of "next" to see if can bring game back]

I just need to be honest, Rozalka and I were engaged....But she is an oil baroness worth about 15 billion. I am currently living in a tent. Not a real tent, but one of those like 4ft by 4ft play tents from amazon with space ships on it, and using a fishing net to keep my birds in the vicinity. She said yes to proposal but then was like what now and she was like what now and we should get married and she was like no our birds should get married...then I died.....but I got better and won the lottery, now own a human cloning factory. Opportunity awaits.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Remember that baby budgie that one of Clarke_conure's female budgies had, the one we never got any follow up pictures of? Well, Clarke_conure is (was?) that baby's BIOLOGICAL FATHER! Yes, that's right! His so called cloning operation is actually a human-budgie hybridization experiment. He wants to make really BIG budgie-human crossbreeds. Don't even ask how he managed to get that poor female budgie pregnant with his half baby- it's a sordid story not for those of tender years. He was going to get Rozalka to go in on it with him and she would be the mother of some of the crossbreeds but she backed out when she found out that she would have to do the Humpty Dance with his male budgie and sit on eggs for 19 days. Good decision, Rozalka!

 

[clark_conure]

DonnaBudgie just doesn't understand true love. And what it requires.... Fact is DonnaBudgie eats trans fats with every meal. And eats eggs and uranium as dessert. And likes to lick car batteries.... ( I dunno I just came up with that one, but could be true.)

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

And Clark_Conure is the source of said car batteries! They're really in a car part owning business (The real secret to their success)! And those electric car batteries pack a potent punch! They should know. Their birds lick them, too! (How else are they gonna get all cute and floofy?)

 

[clark_conure]

Vampific_Conure is.....wait I've got nothing..... gimme a minute to transfer phone photos to computer photos...

 

[clark_conure]

Vampific_Conure cannot consider these birds is a flock.

 

[clark_conure]

None are clones, the Canadian mind cant see these birds living in harmony.

 

[rheashard2]

Nameliss would like details on the human cloning operation. She's become dissatisfied with her current human. Yesterday at 0400 she made loud vocal demands for her morning chop. She didn't want to wait for lights on. Nameliss tried to explain that she is having a heavy molt. She wanted her chop. A human clone who'd make chop on demand is desirable. So what she's beginning to demand extra servings of chop daily. Nameliss doesn't understand. After all her human worked for years to get her to eat the stuff! A human clone with avain understanding is desired.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

rheashard2 kidnaps baby penguins, skins them, and slices them up. She then shapes the meat into hot dogs and sells them at a hot dog stand. None of her customers know what the hot dogs are made of, but they note that they have a distinctly oily flavor. She also serves ketchup made of penguin guano.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Donna licks the insides of toilets. She describes their taste as "tangy, salty, and juicy."

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Corkscr.ew licks the bottoms of birdcages after making sandwiches stuffed with molted feathers out of the dirty cage paper. Says the dried poops are nice 'n crunchy!