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[DonnaBudgie]

Rumor has it that Rheashard2 is trying to make baby CAGs by mating Nameliss with the plushie! Doesn't she understand that Plushie and Nameliss are both females and it's just never going to work? I think Rheashard2 is either getting senile or it's been soooo looong that she's forgotten how babies are made!

Boy+girl=baby bird!

She needs to order up a male Plushie to have any chance of success, but then she's going to have to teach Male Plushie what to do and as I said, it's been soooo looong. not sure she remembers! Is that Nameliss I hear laughing in the background?

 

[rheashard2]

Nameliss is laughing at me!I I'm not sure why. The laughter is that soft chuckle of the I know something you don't know sound. The type that makes you check clothes, makeup, matching shoes etc. I'm wondering if my sister told her something. They were on video chat for awhile.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

rheashard2 has trained her CAG to poop in her mouth. It saves her a lot of cleaning time!

 

[rheashard2]

Sorry; clean clothes, floors, yes. But Nameliss only gets back of head/hair missing face and mouth. Why? Because I am bending over cleaning up the poop. But, Nameliss is trained in one respect. She says sorry when she drops poo outside of cage.

 

[clark_conure]

@rheashard2 is just covering for the fact that it's not bird poop but nuclear waste. I mean its just as hard to remove but he's a government insider all along.

 

[clark_conure]

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh re-invented the catapult but only to launch his birb into cow fields, the budgie didn't get any cows so it went back to seeds.​

 

[GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh]

GivemeSeedsorgivemeFlesh re-invented the catapult but only to launch his birb into cow fields, the budgie didn't get any cows so it went back to seeds.​

clark_conure was jealous of my marvelous Birdapult and tried to build one himself, but got some parts reversed, and ended up catapulting himself into a big pile of bird turds that he was saving for ice cream sprinkles. Now he has to start collecting again, because all his precious bird turds got squished.

 

[rheashard2]

Nameless has decided to try a calm soothing voice. She asks if I'm feeling alright or ok. She calling cats and dogs gently. She's not using her female drill sergeant voice on them or my daughter. She's telling herself to be good. I'm mistrustful. Especially since she started at 0445 this morning. She's even asking...Nameless you want to go to bed? No. So she's up for good. Then again she let me sleep until 0800 yesterday. A whole hour extra!

 

[Corkscr.ew]

rheashard2 eats slime molds.