Toby the Eclectus must become productive or he just needs to move out!

[WingDing]

I'm fed up, I tell ya! This Son of a Bird sleeps like 12 hours a day, expects to be waited on hand and foot, leaves messes wherever he goes, is rude to family members, shows no respect for my stuff, bosses the dogs around and acts the Prima Donna. He literally growled at me when I freshened up his food bowl this morning. I swear, he's like a wild animal sometimes!

So, I've had it. I've asked him to contribute to the family or move out! He responded with a kiss on the lips.
Darn! He knows how to work my emotions. I'll let him stay another year, but that's it!


[Edit] I'd post a picture but all the controls are grayed out. That's ok. You get the picture: cute green bird pressing his beak up to a grumpy guy's face

 

[saxguy64]

I'm fed up. This Son of a Bird sleeps like 12 hours a day, expects to be waited on hand and foot, leaves messes wherever he is, is rude to family members, shows no respect to my stuff, generally wrecks the house, bosses the dogs around and acts the Prima Donna. He literally growled at me when I freshen up his food bowl this morning. He's like a wild animal sometimes.

So, I've had it. I've asked him to contribute to the family or move out! He responded with a kiss on the lips.
Darn! He knows how to work my emotions. I'll let him stay another year, but that's it!


[Edit] I'd post a picture but all the controls are grayed out. That's ok. You get the picture: cute green bird pressing his beak up to a grumpy guy's face.

Awesome! And if things are greyed out at the top of the text box, check and see if you're in a preview screen. Click the page/magnifying glass on the top right corner.

 

[Scott]

I'm fed up, I tell ya! This Son of a Bird sleeps like 12 hours a day, expects to be waited on hand and foot, leaves messes wherever he goes, is rude to family members, shows no respect for my stuff, bosses the dogs around and acts the Prima Donna. He literally growled at me when I freshened up his food bowl this morning. I swear, he's like a wild animal sometimes!

So, I've had it. I've asked him to contribute to the family or move out! He responded with a kiss on the lips.
Darn! He knows how to work my emotions. I'll let him stay another year, but that's it!


[Edit] I'd post a picture but all the controls are grayed out. That's ok. You get the picture: cute green bird pressing his beak up to a grumpy guy's face

You do realize the role of parront is eternal servitude to The Birds!

Once you post his pic a bill for monthly royalties will be presented!