Betrisher
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re: REAL LIFE GHOST STORIES...
It is All Hallows' Eve: a night on which the dark spirits walk freely among men and wreak havoc in the quiet, peaceful places. Such a spirit walked in my home this night and rendered it no longer quiet, peaceful, safe...
To begin with, everyone was absorbed in the usual evening pursuits of The Brownhouse. Kim was watching a B-grade movie with not the slightest indication that his brain was indeed registering what he saw. Matt was playing computer games in the silence of his room. Ellie was doing something arcane in that cesspit she calls a bedroom and I was simply readjusting the burgeoning peasant populations in my many online game's villages. All of us were busy; all were lost in what we were doing.
Abruptly, I realised the sun was going down. Checking my system clock, I saw it was nearly seven thirty and the animals had yet to be fed by the spellbindingly busy Eleanor. I bellowed in a sotto voce sort of a soft voice, 'Ellie! The animals are starving! Come and feed them please!' and I continued deleting peasants from my overcrowded villages.
Accordingly, Eleanor came a-flollopping out of her room and gaily began to feed Roxanne. Next, she went to open a can of cat-food, but Matt forestalled her, saying 'I've already fed everyone, Ell. Put that in the fridge till tomorrow, eh?' and Ellie did. She's a good girl, really.
Are you clever enough to have realised the seemingly insignificant factoid upon which this tale depends? We'll see...
Time passed. Peasants passed away. Time passed. It became midnight and I felt I could do with some beauty sleep. Just as I was about to arise from my chair and retire, a howl went up and it seems that Roxanne had had an accident in my sewing room! Right in the middle of the carpet! Owing to the air-con being on, some naughty sprite had shut the back door and poor Rox had had to relieve herself.
Was it a poltergeist? A boggart? A pixie? Who can say? Poor Matthew, in his capacity as Chief Sanitary Engineer, got to remove the evidence and render the room habitable again. Bless his lovely soul!
We all sat down and resumed activities after the excitement. No one realised, of course, that poor little Rox had retreated to my bedroom in the height of her embarrassment. No one realised the door had spontaneously shut on her as she went in. She had lain down in her rightful spot upon my bed and brought up approximately 850 grams of the excellent quality dog-food she had been fed. In my bed.
I, of course, had no way of knowing this. All I knew was that when I finally did retire to my room, Roxie met me at the doorway, looking entirely sheepish and shot out oddly speedily to speak to the rest of the family.
'Now that's unusual', I thought, 'Rox usually hops in bed when I do...'
Oh well. I had my turn on Bookworm (waves at friend, Margaret) and kicked my feet up on the bed preparatory to listening to an audiobook before sleep. That's when I put my foot in the dog-vomit: 850 grams thereof, situated amidships and with the vomit-juice quickly filtering through to my darling, darling mattress who loves me (and I love her)!
This is how it came to pass that I was roaming about in the backyard at one o'clock in the morning, hosing 850 grams of dog-vomit off of my doona and sheets. My dear Hunn is, I hope, dealing with my darling, darling mattress, whom I love (and she loves me).
A dark spirit has indeed visited itself upon me and mine this night. Beware! Heed my warning! Closing the doors will not keep them out: look what happened to me!
PS. The seemingly insignificant factoid is that poor little Rox got fed twice and her poor little tummy revolted. I think she feels better now. I hope so!
It is All Hallows' Eve: a night on which the dark spirits walk freely among men and wreak havoc in the quiet, peaceful places. Such a spirit walked in my home this night and rendered it no longer quiet, peaceful, safe...
To begin with, everyone was absorbed in the usual evening pursuits of The Brownhouse. Kim was watching a B-grade movie with not the slightest indication that his brain was indeed registering what he saw. Matt was playing computer games in the silence of his room. Ellie was doing something arcane in that cesspit she calls a bedroom and I was simply readjusting the burgeoning peasant populations in my many online game's villages. All of us were busy; all were lost in what we were doing.
Abruptly, I realised the sun was going down. Checking my system clock, I saw it was nearly seven thirty and the animals had yet to be fed by the spellbindingly busy Eleanor. I bellowed in a sotto voce sort of a soft voice, 'Ellie! The animals are starving! Come and feed them please!' and I continued deleting peasants from my overcrowded villages.
Accordingly, Eleanor came a-flollopping out of her room and gaily began to feed Roxanne. Next, she went to open a can of cat-food, but Matt forestalled her, saying 'I've already fed everyone, Ell. Put that in the fridge till tomorrow, eh?' and Ellie did. She's a good girl, really.
Are you clever enough to have realised the seemingly insignificant factoid upon which this tale depends? We'll see...
Time passed. Peasants passed away. Time passed. It became midnight and I felt I could do with some beauty sleep. Just as I was about to arise from my chair and retire, a howl went up and it seems that Roxanne had had an accident in my sewing room! Right in the middle of the carpet! Owing to the air-con being on, some naughty sprite had shut the back door and poor Rox had had to relieve herself.
Was it a poltergeist? A boggart? A pixie? Who can say? Poor Matthew, in his capacity as Chief Sanitary Engineer, got to remove the evidence and render the room habitable again. Bless his lovely soul!
We all sat down and resumed activities after the excitement. No one realised, of course, that poor little Rox had retreated to my bedroom in the height of her embarrassment. No one realised the door had spontaneously shut on her as she went in. She had lain down in her rightful spot upon my bed and brought up approximately 850 grams of the excellent quality dog-food she had been fed. In my bed.
I, of course, had no way of knowing this. All I knew was that when I finally did retire to my room, Roxie met me at the doorway, looking entirely sheepish and shot out oddly speedily to speak to the rest of the family.
'Now that's unusual', I thought, 'Rox usually hops in bed when I do...'
Oh well. I had my turn on Bookworm (waves at friend, Margaret) and kicked my feet up on the bed preparatory to listening to an audiobook before sleep. That's when I put my foot in the dog-vomit: 850 grams thereof, situated amidships and with the vomit-juice quickly filtering through to my darling, darling mattress who loves me (and I love her)!
This is how it came to pass that I was roaming about in the backyard at one o'clock in the morning, hosing 850 grams of dog-vomit off of my doona and sheets. My dear Hunn is, I hope, dealing with my darling, darling mattress, whom I love (and she loves me).
A dark spirit has indeed visited itself upon me and mine this night. Beware! Heed my warning! Closing the doors will not keep them out: look what happened to me!
PS. The seemingly insignificant factoid is that poor little Rox got fed twice and her poor little tummy revolted. I think she feels better now. I hope so!
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