Banned!

[rheashard2]

Ugh, my age is showing. Ageism was first coined the year I graduated. Before color pictures were common!

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Rheashard is banned for being older than color photos

 

[clark_conure]

Corkscr.ew is banned for being part of the ferret liberation front. That only supports ferrets and has no idea how often they can attack birds. Traitor to his own offspring.

 

[rheashard2]

I like ferrets! Anything that eats rodents aka mice, rats and those irritating squirrels are friends of mine!

 

[rheashard2]

I want to ban Nameliss! Today she was out of cage all afternoon. She was cute, well behaved, staying in her area. She didn't even terrorizing the dog. She ignored the keyboard and mouse. She didn't even try to get into the nearby treat container. I am suspicious.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Corkscr.ew is banned for being part of the ferret liberation front. That only supports ferrets and has no idea how often they can attack birds. Traitor to his own offspring.

Clark is banned for calling me a he. I am a she. He is also banned because humans murder more birds than ferrets do.

 

[clark_conure]

Corkscr.ews stickers don't match her flock BANNED!

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Clark is banned because idk what that means

 

[clark_conure]

https://www.parrotforums.com/media/1759605587595-webp.20026/full

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Clark is banned because I think they kinda do

 

[clark_conure]

rheashard2 is banned because my bby wont come out on his her own and I think it's because of you.

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Clark is banned because the little pin feathers near his eye are so cute

 

[rheashard2]

Too bad Clark. You want to know my secret? I got my canines, felines, and avian addicted to feeling car vibration, the hum of car engine noise, looking out the window as we toodle along. I have to deal with reproachful looks...what da you mean I can't go. Be aware it can backfire. Take an individual growing up on a flat landscape like Nebraska. Put that person driving through Colorado. Imagine the fear inspired by this sign...truckers check your brakes. The sign seems to appear on every marker. The fear turns to terror when that person sees used runaway truck stops. Unfortunately the body language of terror at hearing air brakes doesn't go unnoticed. A grey feather miscreant is having a field day at owner training. The terrified and trembling owner pulls into a scenic overlook. It nearly an hour to recover. The miscreant is covered with only a tiny foreword facing view. The radio is put on high. The owner never recovered. Even on the great plains the sound of air brakes can strike a cord of fear.

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

Corkscr.ew os banned for farting in an elevator. Or was it the bird?

 

[Corkscr.ew]

Vamp is banned for blaming her fart on me

 

[clark_conure]

Everyone is unbanned for one day only because my little bby came out and all the nest boxes are removed. My bby Is healthy and doing well so everyone is unbanned. This expires at 5:54 tomorrow. He's a cute little bby and watching him play in the world is fun.

THEN I BAN YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Rozalka]

Clark conure is banned for unbanning everyone
(also, omg, congrats )

 

[clark_conure]

Rozalka is banned because I have to many budgies now.

FOR SALE
1 Bat slightly used.

$1,000,000 non negotiable.

 

[DonnaBudgie]

Acrobat of the year! I hope she doesn't pull a groin muscle!

 

[clark_conure]

Corkscr.ew is banned because the art on the other post is so good it's obviously AI generated the real talent is just removing the watermark. Anyone can do that.