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[Scott]

Slaws (Snappy's preferred accompaniment to his diet of rotting spammy meat)

Slams (Snappy's jaws slam shut the moment fetid spammy meat touches his tongue)

 

[LaManuka]

Slams (Snappy's jaws slam shut the moment fetid spammy meat touches his tongue)

Mauls (Snappy mauls his fetid spammy victims mercilessly!)

 

[Scott]

Mauls (Snappy mauls his fetid spammy victims mercilessly!)

Lumps (Snappy converts spammy meats into lumps of dung)

 

[LaManuka]

Lumps (Snappy converts spammy meats into lumps of dung)

Pumps (Snappy pumps out copious amounts of dung due to his diet of spammy meats - and somehow we knew we'd return to toilet humour sooner or later )

 

[Scott]

Pumps (Snappy pumps out copious amounts of dung due to his diet of spammy meats - and somehow we knew we'd return to toilet humour sooner or later )

Plums (Snappy munches on plums daily to ensure rapid transit of digestive system)

 

[LaManuka]

Plums (Snappy munches on plums daily to ensure rapid transit of digestive system)

Pulps (Snappy pulps those plums thoroughly to ensure his digestive system is cleansed efficiently)

 

[Scott]

Pulps (Snappy pulps those plums thoroughly to ensure his digestive system is cleansed efficiently)

Plops (Snappy plops his effluent into the river with gusto)

 

[LaManuka]

Plops (Snappy plops his effluent into the river with gusto)

Flops (Snappy flops over in exhaustion from the sheer effort involved!)

 

[Scott]

Flops (Snappy flops over in exhaustion from the sheer effort involved!)

Flaps (Snappy's vent rhythmically flaps with aural delight from expelled gasses)

 

[LaManuka]

Flaps (Snappy's vent rhythmically flaps with aural delight from expelled gasses)

Splat (the aural delight experienced by those of us fortunate enough to have heard dung being expelled from Snappy's rhythmically flapping vent)

 

[Scott]

Splat (the aural delight experienced by those of us fortunate enough to have heard dung being expelled from Snappy's rhythmically flapping vent)

Paste (Snappy's fragrant dung a natural paste for artisanal crafting)

 

[LaManuka]

Paste (Snappy's fragrant dung a natural paste for artisanal crafting)

Petes (For Pete's sake, just because you can make artisanal crafts from Snappy's dung does not mean you should!)

 

[Scott]

Petes (For Pete's sake, just because you can make artisanal crafts from Snappy's dung does not mean you should!)

Reset (Time to reset my noxious hijack before going to sleep!)

 

[LaManuka]

Reset (Time to reset my noxious hijack before going to sleep!)

Rests (I hope O Captain My Captain rests well, nitey nite )

 

[Scott]

Rests (I hope O Captain My Captain rests well, nitey nite )

Pests (A good night sleep, thanks very much! No nightmare pests to disturb restful bliss)

 

[LaManuka]

Pests (A good night sleep, thanks very much! No nightmare pests to disturb restful bliss)

Spent (Good to know you spent a restful night. Looks like Snappy did too!)

 

[saxguy64]

Spent (Good to know you spent a restful night. Looks like Snappy did too!)

Tense (Snappy's restful night makes him much less tense!)

 

[LaManuka]

Tense (Snappy's restful night makes him much less tense!)

Tents (Snappy's night was intents........... that's ok........ I'll see myself out )

 

[saxguy64]

Tents (Snappy's night was intents........... that's ok........ I'll see myself out [emoji3] )

Stint (things like that will get you a stint in the pokey!)

 

[LaManuka]

Stint (things like that will get you a stint in the pokey!)

Hints (I'd like to see you try!!)