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[Scott]

Stash (more Spam for later)

Shart (Snappy has foul propensity to shart with all-Spam diet)

[apparently Auto Moderator doesn't know what "shart" is]

 

[LaManuka]

Shart (Snappy has foul propensity to shart with all-Spam diet)

[What Uncle Fidel doesn't know won't hurt him ]

Harps (Snappy's cardiologist harps on about how he needs to improve his diet but he's just not buying it!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Shart (Snappy has foul propensity to shart with all-Spam diet) LOL....
Farts (does Auto-Moderator understand plain English LOL (minus the sh.. of course)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

LOL ...we posted same time...Scott chooses whom to respond to LOL

 

[Scott]

LOL ...we posted same time...Scott chooses whom to respond to LOL

I'll blend them together and respond from "Farts" because immediate solution is apparent: Snappy has a pair of Harps that sound like Farts

Carts (Snappy has customized environmentally friendly carts to haul away his steaming dung piles)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Carts (Snappy has customized environmentally friendly carts to haul away his steaming dung piles)

Tarts (the only thing that hangs around Snappy and his Harpy Farts)

 

[LaManuka]

Tarts (the only thing that hangs around Snappy and his Harpy Farts)

Warts (Snappy applies raw Spam to his warty skin and gets good results )

 

[saxguy64]

Warts (Snappy applies raw Spam to his warty skin and gets good results [emoji4] )

Stray (Snappy doesn't stray far from his loyal servants, who bring him frequent spammy delights!)

 

[LaManuka]

Stray (Snappy doesn't stray far from his loyal servants, who bring him frequent spammy delights!)

Tardy (A spam-obsessed fictitious crocodile is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.)

 

[saxguy64]

Tardy (A spam-obsessed fictitious crocodile is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.)

Tarry (stools, after poor Snappy is forced to consume anything other than his precious spam)

 

[LaManuka]

Tarry (stools, after poor Snappy is forced to consume anything other than his precious spam)

Marry (Snappy would marry a can of Spam if he could )

 

[saxguy64]

Marry (Snappy would marry a can of Spam if he could [emoji4] )

Murry (Snappy's stubborn nemesis, Murry the mule. He's sort of a horse's a$$ though!)

 

[LaManuka]

Murry (Snappy's stubborn nemesis, Murry the mule. He's sort of a horse's a$$ though!)

Curry (Curried a$$ of Murry the Mule is the only thing Snappy will eat other than Spam )

 

[saxguy64]

Curry (Curried a$$ of Murry the Mule is the only thing Snappy will eat other than Spam [emoji4] )

Carry (I'll carry the mental image of curried a$$ around for the rest of the day, or until I find my jug of eye bleach, thank you! )

 

[Scott]

Carry (I'll carry the mental image of curried a$$ around for the rest of the day, or until I find my jug of eye bleach, thank you! )

Crazy (Snappy ate the last a$$ crazy enough to stray within striking distance)

 

[LaManuka]

Crazy (Snappy ate the last a$$ crazy enough to stray within striking distance)

Lycra (Snappy doesn't mind snapping lycra-clad a$$es but sometimes the lycra gets caught in his teeth)

 

[saxguy64]

Lycra (Snappy doesn't mind snapping lycra-clad a$$es but sometimes the lycra gets caught in his teeth)

Crawl (slowly, to sneak up on those lycra-clad arses)

 

[LaManuka]

Crawl (slowly, to sneak up on those lycra-clad arses)

Trawl (the river for unsuspecting lycra-clad a$$es, with best mate Pauly The Piranha!)

 

[saxguy64]

Trawl (the river for unsuspecting lycra-clad a$$es, with best mate Pauly The Piranha!)

Trial (Pauly denys trawling the river for unsuspecting lycra-clad arses, and demands a trial by combat)

 

[LaManuka]

Trial (Pauly denys trawling the river for unsuspecting lycra-clad arses, and demands a trial by combat)

Viral (word of trial by combat between Snappy and Pauly went viral online but there was a misprint so now, sports fans, you can expect to witness "trial by wombat"!)