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[LaManuka]

Chomp (Snappy's threat of vicious chomp to ScoMo's tallywhacker brought rapid improvement to the Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles. Facility moved to deluxe ocean-front property with gourmet Spam and offal meals.)

Oomph (Toilet facilities in Snappy's Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles now feature extra wide S-bends and rocket propelled flushing to guarantee that all bodily wastes are expelled from the premises with extra oomph!!)

 

[Scott]

Oomph (Toilet facilities in Snappy's Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles now feature extra wide S-bends and rocket propelled flushing to guarantee that all bodily wastes are expelled from the premises with extra oomph!!)

Whomp (Bodily waste hit the toilet water and were dispatched with a mighty rocket propelled whomp through extra wide S-bends and straight to ScoMo's office.)

 

[LaManuka]

Whomp (Bodily waste hit the toilet water and were dispatched with a mighty rocket propelled whomp through extra wide S-bends and straight to ScoMo's office.)

Whoop (Whoop Whoop go the bio-terrorism alert alarms in Parliament House as piles of toxic crocodilian bodily waste is expelled from backed up sewer pipes and lands on ScoMo's desk. Sadly ScoMo was on holiday in Hawai'i at the time and his personal assistant bore the brunt of the explosion....

 

[Scott]

Whoop (Whoop Whoop go the bio-terrorism alert alarms in Parliament House as piles of toxic crocodilian bodily waste is expelled from backed up sewer pipes and lands on ScoMo's desk. Sadly ScoMo was on holiday in Hawai'i at the time and his personal assistant bore the brunt of the explosion....

Photo (Snappy viewed a photo of the carnage and was aghast at precious crocodilian bodily waste shared with feckless politicians. He sent in an army of dung beetles to reclaim the priceless goods and return them to a nearby Spam factory for reprocessing.)

 

[LaManuka]

Photo (Snappy viewed a photo of the carnage and was aghast at precious crocodilian bodily waste shared with feckless politicians. He sent in an army of dung beetles to reclaim the priceless goods and return them to a nearby Spam factory for reprocessing.)

Shoot (Snappy introduces a policy of weighing each and every dung beetle on their way and in out of his processing facility to ensure each drop of crocodilian bodily waste is preserved for retail sale, and shoots any dung beetle caught smuggling this precious cargo offsite!)

 

[Scott]

Shoot (Snappy introduces a policy of weighing each and every dung beetle on their way and in out of his processing facility to ensure each drop of crocodilian bodily waste is preserved for retail sale, and shoots any dung beetle caught smuggling this precious cargo offsite!)

Those (Snappy caught hundreds of dung beetles stealing crocodile bodily waste for export to DPRK. Handed those over to Snippy who made an excellent pate and garnish from dung beetle shells and precious contents.)

 

[LaManuka]

Those (Snappy caught hundreds of dung beetles stealing crocodile bodily waste for export to DPRK. Handed those over to Snippy who made an excellent pate and garnish from dung beetle shells and precious contents.)

Shoes (Snippy failed to secure the lid of her food processor whilst blending up dung beetles for her new beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate so unfortunately some of those precious contents ended up staining her brand new shoes!)

 

[Scott]

Shoes (Snippy failed to secure the lid of her food processor whilst blending up dung beetles for her new beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate so unfortunately some of those precious contents ended up staining her brand new shoes!)

Hosed (Snippy attempted to clean brand new shoes but was hosed as beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate proved irredeemably stubborn.)

 

[LaManuka]

Hosed (Snippy attempted to clean brand new shoes but was hosed as beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate proved irredeemably stubborn.)

Holes (Dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate had to be recalled from sale after being banned by health authorities due to the product's high acid content burning holes in consumers' stomach linings - who'd have thunk??!)

 

[Scott]

Holes (Dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste pate had to be recalled from sale after being banned by health authorities due to the product's high acid content burning holes in consumers' stomach linings - who'd have thunk??!)

Shale (Snappy had brilliant idea of mixing dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste with shale oil. High acid content proved environmentally beneficial with reduced toxic gasses. Atonement for daily fetid cloaca discharges!)

 

[LaManuka]

Shale (Snappy had brilliant idea of mixing dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste with shale oil. High acid content proved environmentally beneficial with reduced toxic gasses. Atonement for daily fetid cloaca discharges!)

Hails (The United Nations hails Snappy's heroic idea of mixing dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste with shale oil as a climate saving breakthrough! Meanwhile Snappy's publicist is busily burning evidence of his previous environmentally disastrous projects so that the pinheads with the clipboards are none the wiser as to earlier atrocities!)

 

[Scott]

Hails (The United Nations hails Snappy's heroic idea of mixing dung beetle shell and crocodilian bodily waste with shale oil as a climate saving breakthrough! Meanwhile Snappy's publicist is busily burning evidence of his previous environmentally disastrous projects so that the pinheads with the clipboards are none the wiser as to earlier atrocities!)

Hills (Snappy's publicist hatches a plan to hide environmentally disastrous projects by creating hills filled with cloaca discharges across the globe. United Nations pinheads with clipboards hail a project unseen since construction of Egyptian pyramids.)

 

[LaManuka]

Hills (Snappy's publicist hatches a plan to hide environmentally disastrous projects by creating hills filled with cloaca discharges across the globe. United Nations pinheads with clipboards hail a project unseen since construction of Egyptian pyramids.)

Bills (Snappy's publicist is a wily old character. He uses his connections with the secret shape-shifting Lizard People who actually run the world to build that network of hills filled with crocodilian cloacal discharge across the globe, and cheekily presents the clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN with the bills for construction!)

 

[Scott]

Bills (Snappy's publicist is a wily old character. He uses his connections with the secret shape-shifting Lizard People who actually run the world to build that network of hills filled with crocodilian cloacal discharge across the globe, and cheekily presents the clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN with the bills for construction!)

Pills (Shape shifting Lizard People despise humans and fashion supplement pills 100% made from crocodilian cloacal discharge. Snappy's publicist devises marketing campaign for every ailment and condition. UN clipboard bearing pinheads charged with galactic distribution campaign.)

 

[LaManuka]

Pills (Shape shifting Lizard People despise humans and fashion supplement pills 100% made from crocodilian cloacal discharge. Snappy's publicist devises marketing campaign for every ailment and condition. UN clipboard bearing pinheads charged with galactic distribution campaign.)

Piles (Shape shifting Lizard People despise humans so much that they fashion the 100% crocodilian cloacal discharge pills so that they can only be administered as a suppository, hence those UN clipboard bearing pinheads are now intimately familiar with every single cloaca across the whole galactic distribution chain!)

 

[Scott]

Piles (Shape shifting Lizard People despise humans so much that they fashion the 100% crocodilian cloacal discharge pills so that they can only be administered as a suppository, hence those UN clipboard bearing pinheads are now intimately familiar with every single cloaca across the whole galactic distribution chain!)

Evils (The evils of oversized, ribbed suppositories fashioned as one size fits all cloacas wreaked havoc across the galactic distribution chain. UN clipboard bearing pinheads discovered some species with rectal cranial inversions balked at the musky, woody flavor of Snappy's Suppositories.)

 

[LaManuka]

Evils (The evils of oversized, ribbed suppositories fashioned as one size fits all cloacas wreaked havoc across the galactic distribution chain. UN clipboard bearing pinheads discovered some species with rectal cranial inversions balked at the musky, woody flavor of Snappy's Suppositories.)

Loves (Snappy just loves the idea of all those dumb humans being duped into inserting those oversized, ribbed suppositories packed with crocodilian bodily wastes up where the sun refuses to shine. A brand new conspiracy theory as to how the human population of the Earth is manipulated by the shape-shifting Lizard People via a computer chip inside each suppository controlled by those clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN is born!)

 

[Scott]

Loves (Snappy just loves the idea of all those dumb humans being duped into inserting those oversized, ribbed suppositories packed with crocodilian bodily wastes up where the sun refuses to shine. A brand new conspiracy theory as to how the human population of the Earth is manipulated by the shape-shifting Lizard People via a computer chip inside each suppository controlled by those clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN is born!)

Slope (Snappy's kinship with shape-shifting Lizard People tightens as human reproduction trends a downward slope. The computer chip inside each suppository is tweaked to reduce mating urges spurred by horrid wafting discharges from places the sun refuses to shine. Clipboard bearing pinheads from the U.N. faithfully tabulate the doom of humanity whilst powerless to take corrective actions.)

 

[LaManuka]

Slope (Snappy's kinship with shape-shifting Lizard People tightens as human reproduction trends a downward slope. The computer chip inside each suppository is tweaked to reduce mating urges spurred by horrid wafting discharges from places the sun refuses to shine. Clipboard bearing pinheads from the U.N. faithfully tabulate the doom of humanity whilst powerless to take corrective actions.)

Pulse (Clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN, who are so cold and calculating that they barely register a pulse, continue their nefarious work for the Lizard People Overlords ensuring the ruthlessly efficient distribution of computer chip driven suppositories to the furthest corners of the Earth!)

 

[Scott]

Pulse (Clipboard bearing pinheads from the UN, who are so cold and calculating that they barely register a pulse, continue their nefarious work for the Lizard People Overlords ensuring the ruthlessly efficient distribution of computer chip driven suppositories to the furthest corners of the Earth!)

Dupes (Snappy and Snippy suddenly realize they are dupes of sinister Lizard People Overlords intent on destroying humanity. Once humans are excised, might crocs be next as computer chip suppositories are programmable? Snippy cooks up a delicious Spam and offal dinner to host the clipboard bearing UN pinheads for deliberative summitry.)