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[LaManuka]

Dupes (Snappy and Snippy suddenly realize they are dupes of sinister Lizard People Overlords intent on destroying humanity. Once humans are excised, might crocs be next as computer chip suppositories are programmable? Snippy cooks up a delicious Spam and offal dinner to host the clipboard bearing UN pinheads for deliberative summitry.)

Spuds (Snippy cooks up a delicious Spam and offal dinner in order to lull the clipboard bearing UN pinheads into a false sense of security. Snappy then renders them unconscious with a toxic blast of horrid wafting discharges from places the sun refuses to shine and feeds them through his wood chipper and spreads their remnants over his vegie patch to fertilize his spuds!)

 

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Spuds (Snippy cooks up a delicious Spam and offal dinner in order to lull the clipboard bearing UN pinheads into a false sense of security. Snappy then renders them unconscious with a toxic blast of horrid wafting discharges from places the sun refuses to shine and feeds them through his wood chipper and spreads their remnants over his vegie patch to fertilize his spuds!)

Dumps (Snappy periodically engorges with maggot ingested Spam, dumps volcanic putrid diarrhea to water his veggie patch. Chemical reaction with chipped UN pinheads yields magical spuds with psychedelic properties. Snippy gifts the shape shifting Lizard People with a dozen and was shocked at the effects after consumption!)

 

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Dumps (Snappy periodically engorges with maggot ingested Spam, inducing volcanic putrid diarrhea to water his veggie patch. Chemical reaction with chipped UN pinheads yields magical spuds with psychedelic properties. Snippy gifts the shape shifting Lizard People with a dozen and was shocked at the effects after consumption!)

Lumps (Following consumption of magical spuds with psychedelic properties, the shape shifting Lizard People break out in horrible, unsightly, toxic-waste filled lumps and commanded that the chip implanted UN pinheads squeeze the purulent discharge from them, whereupon everyone lost their appetite for spuds - even Snappy!)

 

[Scott]

Lumps (Following consumption of magical spuds with psychedelic properties, the shape shifting Lizard People break out in horrible, unsightly, toxic-waste filled lumps and commanded that the chip implanted UN pinheads squeeze the purulent discharge from them, whereupon everyone lost their appetite for spuds - even Snappy!)

Mumps (Shape shifting Lizard People have contracted a form of mumps, and command chip implanted UN pinheads to harvest the purulent discharge and use as mealtime garnish. Snappy patents the fetid, grotesque goo as Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce with his likeness.)

 

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Mumps (Shape shifting Lizard People have contracted a form of mumps, and command chip implanted UN pinheads to harvest the purulent discharge and use as mealtime garnish. Snappy patents the fetid, grotesque goo as Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce with his likeness.)

Gumps (Snappy's patented Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce finds a ready made market as the new favourite condiment available at Bubba Gump's restaurants everywhere!)

 

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Gumps (Snappy's patented Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce finds a ready made market as the new favourite condiment available at Bubba Gump's restaurants everywhere!)

Plugs (Snippy, ever wary of Snappy's caustic, odious olfactory explosions, finds a new use for Bubba Gump's fried shrimp. Perfect plugs for Snappy's cloaca when coated with Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce.)

 

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Plugs (Snippy, ever wary of Snappy's caustic, odious olfactory explosions, finds a new use for Bubba Gump's fried shrimp. Perfect plugs for Snappy's cloaca when coated with Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce.)

Glues (Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce, when combined with MFL technology and coated generously over Bubba Gump's proprietary prawns (!) forms such a tight seal that it glues Snappy's cloaca completely shut. This leaves him so totally constipated that it leaves only one course of action available for relief!)

 

[Scott]

Glues (Australian Hot and Spicy BBQ Sauce, when combined with MFL technology and coated generously over Bubba Gump's proprietary prawns (!) forms such a tight seal that it glues Snappy's cloaca completely shut. This leaves him so totally constipated that it leaves only one course of action available for relief!)

Bulge (Snippy jammed the Dremel Rectal Whisk far enough up Snappy's cloaca to loosen a monstrous bulge of prawn glued with BBQ sauce and MFL sludge. The mass was ejected with brutal force, shot through the roof and landed 5 km away!)

 

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Bulge (Snippy jammed the Dremel Rectal Whisk far enough up Snappy's cloaca to loosen a monstrous bulge of prawn glued with BBQ sauce and MFL sludge. The mass was ejected with brutal force, shot through the roof and landed 5 km away!)

Lubed (Unfortunately Snappy's cloaca was not lubed enough for the whole monstrous mass to be removed in the first attempt. The Dremel Rectal Whisk (patent pending) had to be employed a second time to remove another mountainous mass which, when sufficiently lubricated, achieved low-Earth orbit and blotted out the Sun!)

 

[Scott]

Lubed (Unfortunately Snappy's cloaca was not lubed enough for the whole monstrous mass to be removed in the first attempt. The Dremel Rectal Whisk (patent pending) had to be employed a second time to remove another mountainous mass which, when sufficiently lubricated, achieved low-Earth orbit and blotted out the Sun!)

Budge (Space-X launched a successful Mountainous Mass Mission to disintegrate the horrific sun blotting turd. When Snappy's subsequent cloaca blockage refused to budge, Dremel Rectal Whisk (patent pending) became stuck and broke off at the shaft. Shape Shifting Lizard People offered removal surgery and fecal transplant to help soften the mass.)

 

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Budge (Space-X launched a successful Mountainous Mass Mission to disintegrate the horrific sun blotting turd. When Snappy's subsequent cloaca blockage refused to budge, Dremel Rectal Whisk (patent pending) became stuck and broke off at the shaft. Shape Shifting Lizard People offered removal surgery and fecal transplant to help soften the mass.)

Bugle (Following successful extraction of the morbidly massive mountainous mass, clouds of noxious vapours leaked intermittently from Snappy's now permanently stretched and misshapen cloaca. Snippy inserted a bugle up there in hopes that the sounds of Snappy's new butt bugle may act as an early warning system enabling citizens to safely evacuate from harm's way!)

 

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Bugle (Following successful extraction of the morbidly massive mountainous mass, clouds of noxious vapours leaked intermittently from Snappy's now permanently stretched and misshapen cloaca. Snippy inserted a bugle up there in hopes that the sounds of Snappy's new butt bugle may act as an early warning system enabling citizens to safely evacuate from harm's way!)

Bagel (Snippy's butt bugle served as early warning for clouds of noxious vapors, becoming beloved as church bells. Fecal transplant proved successful and bagel-shaped turds dropped at regular intervals.)

 

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Bagel (Snippy's butt bugle served as early warning for clouds of noxious vapors, becoming beloved as church bells. Fecal transplant proved successful and bagel-shaped turds dropped at regular intervals.)

Algae (Fecal transplant technology, when combined with algae from Snappy's home swamp, proved highly successful in restoring his gut microbiome and returning his distended cloaca to normal size. His discarded butt bugle was donated to the Snapsonian Museum to be preserved for posterity )

 

[Scott]

Algae (Fecal transplant technology, when combined with algae from Snappy's home swamp, proved highly successful in restoring his gut microbiome and returning his distended cloaca to normal size. His discarded butt bugle was donated to the Snapsonian Museum to be preserved for posterity )

Angle (Wise old Snappy seeks advantage from every angle. Normalized microbiome and cloaca ended first chapter to the saga of Snappy with worldwide accolades. Peace and tranquility reigned until he ate a chap named Ari. Something sinister rumbled throughout his system and threatened upset to delicate equilibrium.)

 

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Angle (Wise old Snappy seeks advantage from every angle. Normalized microbiome and cloaca ended first chapter to the saga of Snappy with worldwide accolades. Peace and tranquility reigned until he ate a chap named Ari. Something sinister rumbled throughout his system and threatened upset to delicate equilibrium.)

Venal (The eating of that noxious chap named Ari whilst on a tour of Florida promoting the rejuvenating wonders of fecal transplant caused a major setback in Snappy's long and tortured road to good health. The contents of that meal were so venal that they awoke microscopic remnants of now radioactive mutant flea larvae that were lurking in his lower intestine, causing a mushroom cloud of toxicity to explode from his cloaca that no plug made of Aussie Barbeque Sauce coated Bubba Gump shrimp could ever contain!)

 

[Scott]

Venal (The eating of that noxious chap named Ari whilst on a tour of Florida promoting the rejuvenating wonders of fecal transplant caused a major setback in Snappy's long and tortured road to good health. The contents of that meal were so venal that they awoke microscopic remnants of now radioactive mutant flea larvae that were lurking in his lower intestine, causing a mushroom cloud of toxicity to explode from his cloaca that no plug made of Aussie Barbeque Sauce coated Bubba Gump shrimp could ever contain!)

Sidebar: This has got to be the absolute best post of Snappy's lengthy saga!

:jumping40

 

[Scott]

Venal (The eating of that noxious chap named Ari whilst on a tour of Florida promoting the rejuvenating wonders of fecal transplant caused a major setback in Snappy's long and tortured road to good health. The contents of that meal were so venal that they awoke microscopic remnants of now radioactive mutant flea larvae that were lurking in his lower intestine, causing a mushroom cloud of toxicity to explode from his cloaca that no plug made of Aussie Barbeque Sauce coated Bubba Gump shrimp could ever contain!)

Alien (Alien monitors across the galaxy observed Snappy's toxic mushroom cloud compendium of MFL Technology and Aussie BBQ Sauce infused Bubba Gump shrimp with alarm and dread. Fears of predatory remnants escaping Earth filled them with resolve to capture and neutralize Snappy.)

 

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Venal (The eating of that noxious chap named Ari whilst on a tour of Florida promoting the rejuvenating wonders of fecal transplant caused a major setback in Snappy's long and tortured road to good health. The contents of that meal were so venal that they awoke microscopic remnants of now radioactive mutant flea larvae that were lurking in his lower intestine, causing a mushroom cloud of toxicity to explode from his cloaca that no plug made of Aussie Barbeque Sauce coated Bubba Gump shrimp could ever contain!)

Sidebar: This has got to be the absolute best post of Snappy's lengthy saga!

:jumping40

Naaaaaawwwwwww thanx Scott, i aim to please. Will have to thoroughly caffeinate before i can come up with any more though!)

 

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Alien (Alien monitors across the galaxy observed Snappy's toxic mushroom cloud compendium of MFL Technology and Aussie BBQ Sauce infused Bubba Gump shrimp with alarm and dread. Fears of predatory remnants escaping Earth filled them with resolve to capture and neutralize Snappy.)

Alone (Snappy alone has the capacity to save the Earth from alien invasion. His unbeatable combination of MFL (mutant flea larvae), BBQ (Aussie Barbeque sauce), BGS (Bubba Gump Shrimp) and SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) technologies renders the whole planet virtually undetectable, save for the putrefying stench of recently excreted Cameroonian Spam, offal meats and venal tidbits from Florida means the aliens happily give our whole Solar System a very wide berth!)

 

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Alone (Snappy alone has the capacity to save the Earth from alien invasion. His unbeatable combination of MFL (mutant flea larvae), BBQ (Aussie Barbeque sauce), BGS (Bubba Gump Shrimp) and SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) technologies renders the whole planet virtually undetectable, save for the putrefying stench of recently excreted Cameroonian Spam, offal meats and venal tidbits from Florida means the aliens happily give our whole Solar System a very wide berth!)

Atone (Shape Shifting Lizard People proved duplicitous and summoned aliens from the Cloaca solar system near center of Milky Way. Natural immunity from MFL, BBQ, BGS, and ATG (Anything That's Gross) assured clear passage through stench of Cameroonian Spam, offal, and venal tidbits. Alien leader demanded Snappy atone for impugning sanctity of cloacas everywhere.)