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[LaManuka]

Fecal (Snappy adroitly contaminated Guard's cups of hot cocoa with a spritz of sizzling fecal residue from his cloaca. Just one of Snappy's literal messes on many levels!)

Flame (Sizzling fecal residue from Snappy's cloaca has somehow made contact with a naked flame, sparking a volcanic stream of toxic fallout that has laid waste to the landscape for miles around!)

 

[Scott]

Flame (Sizzling fecal residue from Snappy's cloaca has somehow made contact with a naked flame, sparking a volcanic stream of toxic fallout that has laid waste to the landscape for miles around!)

Fleas (Snappy's toxic fallout gave rise to new species of fleas, specializing in devouring fecal residue from croc cloacas.)

 

[LaManuka]

Fleas (Snappy's toxic fallout gave rise to new species of fleas, specializing in devouring fecal residue from croc cloacas.)

Lakes (Billions of mutant fleas are soon put to work voraciously consuming the lakes of residue left behind by Snappy's insatiable appetite for Spam, offal and organ meats and their inevitable fecal consequences!)

 

[Scott]

Lakes (Billions of mutant fleas are soon put to work voraciously consuming the lakes of residue left behind by Snappy's insatiable appetite for Spam, offal and organ meats and their inevitable fecal consequences!)

Flask (Mutant flea larvae provided a delectable medium of fermentation, producing award winning Snappy Fecal Ale. Available at your favorite grocer in bottle or premium commemorative flask with fecal-eating croc grin.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flask (Mutant flea larvae provided a delectable medium of fermentation, producing award winning Snappy Fecal Ale. Available at your favorite grocer in bottle or premium commemorative flask with fecal-eating croc grin.)

Flash (Award winning Snappy Fecal Ale, produced with the assistance of revolutionary mutant flea larvae fermentation technology, is such a huge success that it sells out in a flash!)

 

[Scott]

Flash (Award winning Snappy Fecal Ale, produced with the assistance of revolutionary mutant flea larvae fermentation technology, is such a huge success that it sells out in a flash!)

Flush (Snappy Fecal Ale enhanced by turbocharging mutant flea fermentation technology. A weekly flush of brewery apparatus with Snappy's Spamlicious flatulence cleans and seeds the larvae for exponential growth.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flush (Snappy Fecal Ale enhanced by turbocharging mutant flea fermentation technology. A weekly flush of brewery apparatus with Snappy's Spamlicious flatulence cleans and seeds the larvae for exponential growth.)

Slush (Snappy deliberates swallows a gallon of his patented mutant flea fermentation technology, thinking if it's good enough to clean the pipes of his brewery apparatus then it must be good for his colon as well. The resulting malodorous slush that pours forth from his cloaca is proof that it is!)

 

[saxguy64]

Slush (Snappy deliberates swallows a gallon of his patented mutant flea fermentation technology, thinking if it's good enough to clean the pipes of his brewery apparatus then it must be good for his colon as well. The resulting malodorous slush that pours forth from his cloaca is proof that it is!)

Sushi (Snappy needed a lazy day to recuperate from hours of malodorous slush pouring forth from his cloaca, and opted for spam sushi rather than spending the time to bake or fry it!)

 

[LaManuka]

Sushi (Snappy needed a lazy day to recuperate from hours of malodorous slush pouring forth from his cloaca, and opted for spam sushi rather than spending the time to bake or fry it!)

Sinus (Snappy figures that if patented mutant flea fermentation technology works so effectively at flushing out his colon then it would make an excellent sinus douche as well!)

 

[Scott]

Sinus (Snappy figures that if patented mutant flea fermentation technology works so effectively at flushing out his colon then it would make an excellent sinus douche as well!)

Ruins (Snappy attempted nasal douche with flea fermentation technology but it left his sinuses in ruins.)

 

[LaManuka]

Ruins (Snappy attempted nasal douche with flea fermentation technology but it left his sinuses in ruins.)

Rinse (In sheer desperation, Snappy attempts to rinse the acidic remnants of fermented mutant flea larvae from his ruined sinuses and restore them using a lethal mix of transmogrified whale blubber and WD40 but to no avail, the damage is permanent!

 

[Scott]

Rinse (In sheer desperation, Snappy attempts to rinse the acidic remnants of fermented mutant flea larvae from his ruined sinuses and restore them using a lethal mix of transmogrified whale blubber and WD40 but to no avail, the damage is permanent!

Dines (Snappy dines on Spam garnished with transmogrified whale blubber and WD40, miraculously the trifecta elixir restored his ruined sinuses. Two hours later, the concoction rumbled through his cloaca with ear splitting crescendo rendering Snappy deaf!)

 

[LaManuka]

Dines (Snappy dines on Spam garnished with transmogrified whale blubber and WD40, miraculously the trifecta elixir restored his ruined sinuses. Two hours later, the concoction rumbled through his cloaca with ear splitting crescendo rendering Snappy deaf.)

Anise (Snappy finds himself with a best selling recipe on his paws when he combines transmogrified whale blubber and WD40 with star anise which makes the concoction totally irresistible to his south east Asian croc mates who cannot get enough!)

 

[Scott]

Anise (Snappy finds himself with a best selling recipe on his paws when he combines transmogrified whale blubber and WD40 with star anise which makes the concoction totally irresistible to his south east Asian croc mates who cannot get enough!)

Ideas (Snappy's brilliant ideas foment a lucrative alliance with Triad gangs, enriching him beyond belief. Gifted Snippy with red crocodile leather Mercedes!

 

[LaManuka]

Ideas (Snappy's brilliant ideas foment a lucrative alliance with Triad gangs, enriching him beyond belief. Gifted Snippy with red crocodile leather Mercedes!)

Dates (Snappy is awaiting a shipment of stewed prunes for a more gentle laxative to assist in the final flushing of experimental mutant flea larvae technology from his beleaguered bowels. His new Triad associates however have only been able to provide a shipment of dates thus far and they are not nearly adequate!)

 

[Scott]

Dates (Snappy is awaiting a shipment of stewed prunes for a more gentle laxative to assist in the final flushing of experimental mutant flea larvae technology from his beleaguered bowels. His new Triad associates however have only been able to provide a shipment of dates thus far and they are not nearly adequate!)

Sates (Nothing sates Snappy's temperamental digestive system like a custard of Milk of Magnesia, whipped prunes, dates, kale, broccoli, and a half dozen suppositories. Snappy is considering switching allegiances to a Russian mafia.

 

[LaManuka]

Sates (Nothing sates Snappy's temperamental digestive system like a custard of Milk of Magnesia, whipped prunes, dates, kale, broccoli, and a half dozen suppositories. Snappy is considering switching allegiances to a Russian mafia.)

Mates (Snappy finds his new Russian Mafia mates much more to his liking because they own half of the beach resorts in Thailand so he never has any problem procuring a seaside deck chair on which to sun himself - all while drinking an obligatory Milk of Magnesia, whipped prunes, date, kale and broccoli cocktail - with suppositories suitably inserted of course!)

 

[Scott]

Mates (Snappy finds his new Russian Mafia mates much more to his liking because they own half of the beach resorts in Thailand so he never has any problem procuring a seaside deck chair on which to sun himself - all while drinking an obligatory Milk of Magnesia, whipped prunes, date, kale and broccoli cocktail - with suppositories suitably inserted of course!)

Moats (Snappy glared his fangs when asked to swim in the moats guarding Russian Mafia mates. "Let me fill the moats with noxious effluent" he snarled! Copious feedings of Spam, offal, and laxative concoction produced legendary toxicity and protection from law enforcement.

 

[LaManuka]

Moats (Snappy glared his fangs when asked to swim in the moats guarding Russian Mafia mates. "Let me fill the moats with noxious effluent" he snarled! Copious feedings of Spam, offal, and laxative concoction produced legendary toxicity and protection from law enforcement.

Foams (When Snappy is left waiting for potential Spam to become actively Spamalicious he gets so impatient that he positively foams at the mouth. Might need one of those toxic Spam, offal, and laxative concoctions to give things a bit of a hurry-along!)

 

[Scott]

Foams (When Snappy is left waiting for potential Spam to become actively Spamalicious he gets so impatient that he positively foams at the mouth. Might need one of those toxic Spam, offal, and laxative concoctions to give things a bit of a hurry-along!)

Moans (Snappy moans with pleasure as the toxic Spam, offal, and laxactive concoction quintuples food transit time from gullet to cloaca.)