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[LaManuka]

Moans (Snappy moans with pleasure as the toxic Spam, offal, and laxactive concoction quintuples food transit time from gullet to cloaca.)

Moons (Snappy drops his trousers and "moons" anyone silly enough to get too close as the mutant flea larvae technology-propelled laxative concoction exits his cloaca at quadruple the usual speed!)

 

[Scott]

Moons (Snappy drops his trousers and "moons" anyone silly enough to get too close as the mutant flea larvae technology-propelled laxative concoction exits his cloaca at quadruple the usual speed!)

Norms (Snappy violates all manner of social norms by mooning front and back. Folks are deluged with MFL technology shot out his cloaca or fire-hosed with frontal golden shower.)

[not sure if fully comports with croc anatomy?!]

 

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Norms (Snappy violates all manner of social norms by mooning front and back. Folks are deluged with MFL technology shot out his cloaca or fire-hosed with frontal golden shower.)

[None of this story comports with croc anatomy in any way, shape or form, so it's far too late to be concerned about it now!]

Worms (Turns out that an MFL technology-powered enema is a miracle cure for the chronic case of intestinal worms that Snappy has been suffering for years!)

 

[Scott]

Worms (Turns out that an MFL technology-powered enema is a miracle cure for the chronic case of intestinal worms that Snappy has been suffering for years!)

[None of this story comports with croc anatomy in any way, shape or form, so it's far too late to be concerned about it now!]

Morse (It was quite by accident Snappy learned Morse Code skills. Use of MFL enema and expulsion of intestinal worms allows precise repetitious farting in the form of short (dot) and long (dash) sounds.)

 

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Morse (It was quite by accident Snappy learned Morse Code skills. Use of MFL enema and expulsion of intestinal worms allows precise repetitious farting in the form of short (dot) and long (dash) sounds.)

Worse (Even worse, the rhythmic Morse style expulsion of intestinal worms in the form of short (dot) and long (dash) sounds alerts a nearby secret Russian airbase. They mistakenly think they are under attack and scramble a squadron of Ka-52 "Alligator" helicopters which zeroes in on the exact co-ordinates of Snappy's pulsating cloaca and launch a blistering onslaught!)

 

[Scott]

Worse (Even worse, the rhythmic Morse style expulsion of intestinal worms in the form of short (dot) and long (dash) sounds alerts a nearby secret Russian airbase. They mistakenly think they are under attack and scramble a squadron of Ka-52 "Alligator" helicopters which zeroes in on the exact co-ordinates of Snappy's pulsating cloaca and launch a blistering onslaught!)

Roses (Everything turned up roses as Snappy called up a squadron of Mi-24 Hind "Crocodile" helos to ward off attacking "Alligators." He vowed to develop and patent a cloaca "cloaking device" to minimize trademark staccato pulsating.)

 

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Roses (Everything turned up roses as Snappy called up a squadron of Mi-24 Hind "Crocodile" helos to ward off attacking "Alligators." He vowed to develop and patent a cloaca "cloaking device" to minimize trademark staccato pulsating.)

Cross (Snappy's strategy is to cross existing MFL technology with radical SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) mechanisms to manufacture a cloaking device especially developed to protect his chronically inflamed cloaca from further attack!)

 

[Scott]

Cross (Snappy's strategy is to cross existing MFL technology with radical SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) mechanisms to manufacture a cloaking device especially developed to protect his chronically inflamed cloaca from further attack!)

Corks (Pop the champagne corks! Brilliant strategy crossing MFL + SEP to calm and mute Snappy's chronically inflamed cloaca. Unintended incontinence resulted in rivers of runny, fetid knee-deep diarrhea. Said champagne corks proved temporary plug pending emergency surgery.)

 

[LaManuka]

Corks (Pop the champagne corks! Brilliant strategy crossing MFL + SEP to calm and mute Snappy's chronically inflamed cloaca. Unintended incontinence resulted in rivers of runny, fetid knee-deep diarrhea. Said champagne corks proved temporary plug pending emergency surgery.)

Works (Crossed MFL + SEP technology works so well at cloacal concealment that even Snappy himself cannot find his own aperture in which to insert said champagne corks in order to prevent rivers of runny, fetid knee-deep diarrhoea!)

 

[Scott]

Works (Crossed MFL + SEP technology works so well at cloacal concealment that even Snappy himself cannot find his own aperture in which to insert said champagne corks in order to prevent rivers of runny, fetid knee-deep diarrhoea!)

Spork (Squeamish Snippy cleverly uses a spork* to insert champagne corks in effort to stanch the flow of runny, fetid, knee-deep diarrhea.)

*spork

 

[LaManuka]

Spork (Squeamish Snippy cleverly uses a spork* to insert champagne corks in effort to stanch the flow of runny, fetid, knee-deep diarrhea.)

*spork

Pokes (Squeamish Snippy pokes perniciously at Snappy's pulsating private parts, perchance to implant prophylactic plugs and thus prevent the poop from pouring!)

 

[Scott]

Pokes (Squeamish Snippy pokes perniciously at Snappy's pulsating private parts, perchance to implant prophylactic plugs and thus prevent the poop from pouring!)

Spock (A desperately flailing Snippy fails to stanch the river of poop and laments her malodorous relationship with Snappy. She resorts to quoting Spock: “...If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.”)

 

[LaManuka]

Spock (A desperately flailing Snippy fails to stanch the river of poop and laments her malodorous relationship with Snappy. She resorts to quoting Spock: “...If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.”)

Shock (Snippy reels in shock at the concept of being trapped with Snappy within his malodorous, self-made purgatory and vows to get herself on the next plane to Reno to file for quickie divorce!)

 

[Scott]

Shock (Snippy reels in shock at the concept of being trapped with Snappy within his malodorous, self-made purgatory and vows to get herself on the next plane to Reno to file for quickie divorce!)

Socks (Snippy was on her way to the airport for trip to Reno and divorce when epiphany struck: Why not use socks to plug Snappy's malodorous fountain of diarrhea? Jamming a pair of cotton socks up Snappy's cloaca would stanch the flow and absorb fetid odors. Yank em' out and dispose as HAZMAT until next Spam and offal triggered event.)

 

[LaManuka]

Socks (Snippy was on her way to the airport for trip to Reno and divorce when epiphany struck: Why not use socks to plug Snappy's malodorous fountain of diarrhea? Jamming a pair of cotton socks up Snappy's cloaca would stanch the flow and absorb fetid odors. Yank em' out and dispose as HAZMAT until next Spam and offal triggered event.)

Smock (Snippy quickly realises that there are no cotton socks in stock anywhere in the world sufficient to plug Snappy's distended cloaca, nor to staunch the flow and fetid odours emanating from it, when the high pressure poop discharges all over her pretty new smock!)

 

[Scott]

Smock (Snippy quickly realises that there are no cotton socks in stock anywhere in the world sufficient to plug Snappy's distended cloaca, nor to staunch the flow and fetid odours emanating from it, when the high pressure poop discharges all over her pretty new smock!)

Scomo (Snippy recovers from horrific feces show and enlisted her buddy Scomo in daring plan to staunch volcanic diarrhea and fetid odors from Snappy. Scomo directed the shearing of Australia's prized sheep and fashioned wool into cloaca plugs.)

 

[LaManuka]

Scomo (Snippy recovers from horrific feces show and enlisted her buddy Scomo in daring plan to staunch volcanic diarrhea and fetid odors from Snappy. Scomo directed the shearing of Australia's prized sheep and fashioned wool into cloaca plugs.)

Schmo (Snappy has yet again chosen his friends poorly. Turns out ScoMo [aka "Scotty from marketing"] is a complete schmo!)

 

[Scott]

Schmo (Snappy has yet again chosen his friends poorly. Turns out ScoMo [aka "Scotty from marketing"] is a complete schmo!)

Mooch (Scomo a total mooch, devoured Snappy's stockpile of Spam and offal in leisurely gastronomic orgy. Now the world confronts violent human anal discharges of epic grotesqueness.)

 

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Mooch (Scomo a total mooch, devoured Snappy's stockpile of Spam and offal in leisurely gastronomic orgy. Now the world confronts violent human anal discharges of epic grotesqueness.)

Compo (Snappy hits up his mate ScoMo for some "compo" (aka compensation) for lost wages due to his Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles being swamped by raw sewage that backed up and overflowed because of government-installed inadequate drainage!)

 

[Scott]

Compo (Snappy hits up his mate ScoMo for some "compo" (aka compensation) for lost wages due to his Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles being swamped by raw sewage that backed up and overflowed because of government-installed inadequate drainage!)

Chomp (Snappy's threat of vicious chomp to ScoMo's tallywhacker brought rapid improvement to the Retirement Home For Aged Fictitious Crocodiles. Facility moved to deluxe ocean-front property with gourmet Spam and offal meals.)