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[LaManuka]

Spite (Filled with spite and contempt for humanity, Snappy attached a trombone with amplifier to his cloaca and tooted the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" at epic 200 decibels. This rivals the sound of a Saturn V rocket at launch!)

Yetis (The supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", when tootled vigorously via the trombone with amplifer attached to Snappy's much maligned cloaca, reverberates around the world with a sound to rival a Saturn V rocket at launch, frightening even the Yetis atop Mt Everest back into their hiding places!)

 

[Scott]

Yetis (The supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", when tootled vigorously via the trombone with amplifer attached to Snappy's much maligned cloaca, reverberates around the world with a sound to rival a Saturn V rocket at launch, frightening even the Yetis atop Mt Everest back into their hiding places!)

Misty (Snippy was misty eyed hoping for torrid romantic interlude with Yeti, seeking to produce a Crocoyeti. Traveled to Mt Everest hoping to play jazz version of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" with nose flute.)

 

[LaManuka]

Misty (Snippy was misty eyed hoping for torrid romantic interlude with Yeti, seeking to produce a Crocoyeti. Traveled to Mt Everest hoping to play jazz version of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" with nose flute.)

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Musty (Despite having been aroused into a state of amorous passion in expectation of a torrid encounter with a Yeti by the jazz version of the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" played on the nose flute, Snippy found conditions in the Abominable Snowman's mountain lair to be far too musty and mouldy to even contemplate a romantic interlude!)

 

[Scott]

Musty (Despite having been aroused into a state of amorous passion in expectation of a torrid encounter with a Yeti by the jazz version of the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" played on the nose flute, Snippy found conditions in the Abominable Snowman's mountain lair to be far too musty and mouldy to even contemplate a romantic interlude!)

Lusty (Jaded by musty and mouldy ambiance at the Abominable Snowman's mountain lair, Snippy maintained lusty hormonal rush during flight home. Snappy greeted her with glorious cloacal rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" as the amorous pair hunkered down for a wild night.)

 

[LaManuka]

Lusty (Jaded by musty and mouldy ambiance at the Abominable Snowman's mountain lair, Snippy maintained lusty hormonal rush during flight home. Snappy greeted her with glorious cloacal rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" as the amorous pair hunkered down for a wild night.)

Gusty (Just when it seemed that Snappy was FINALLY going to get lucky with Snippy, following his greeting her with a glorious cloacal rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", played on a rectally inserted nose flute, the unfortunate remnants of three days feasting on Spam, offal and organ meats were suddenly expelled in an ill-timed rush from the aforementioned much maligned cloaca in a malodorous breeze that was best described as "gusty"!)

 

[Scott]

Gusty (Just when it seemed that Snappy was FINALLY going to get lucky with Snippy, following his greeting her with a glorious cloacal rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", played on a rectally inserted nose flute, the unfortunate remnants of three days feasting on Spam, offal and organ meats were suddenly expelled in an ill-timed rush from the aforementioned much maligned cloaca in a malodorous breeze that was best described as "gusty"!)

Gutsy (Snippy knew she was gutsy braving Snappy's Spam, offal, and organ meat malodorous breeze. She steeled herself conducting self-hypnosis to imagine the sweet aroma of roses while chanting a glorious rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu.")

 

[LaManuka]

Gutsy (Snippy knew she was gutsy braving Snappy's Spam, offal, and organ meat malodorous breeze. She steeled herself conducting self-hypnosis to imagine the sweet aroma of roses while chanting a glorious rendition of supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu.")

Guest (Lured by the chanting of the glorious mantra "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" wafting on the malodorous breeze emanating from Snappy's cloaca as it drifted across the high Himalayas, the Dalai Lama himself began to intone the ancient incantation as he wandered in a trancelike state across the mountains, knocked on Snappy's door and made himself a house guest!)

 

[Scott]

Guest (Lured by the chanting of the glorious mantra "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" wafting on the malodorous breeze emanating from Snappy's cloaca as it drifted across the high Himalayas, the Dalai Lama himself began to intone the ancient incantation as he wandered in a trancelike state across the mountains, knocked on Snappy's door and made himself a house guest!)

Gusto (Snappy immediately welcomed His Holiness with blasts of malodorous cloacal breeze. Snippy noted Dalai Lama is not a vegetarian while traveling and whipped up feast of Spam, offal, and organ meats. The trio consumed with gusto, holding hands, chanting glorious mantra "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" until sunrise.)

 

[LaManuka]

Gusto (Snappy immediately welcomed His Holiness with blasts of malodorous cloacal breeze. Snippy noted Dalai Lama is not a vegetarian while traveling and whipped up feast of Spam, offal, and organ meats. The trio consumed with gusto, holding hands, chanting glorious mantra "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" until sunrise.)

Goats (So enchanted was His Holiness by Snippy's beauty, and by the mystical chanting of the glorious incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in the rarified mountain air, heavily perfumed by the malodorous outpourings from Snappy's cloaca, that he did not notice the herd of goats that had gathered to enjoy the heady aromas!)

 

[Scott]

Goats (So enchanted was His Holiness by Snippy's beauty, and by the mystical chanting of the glorious incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in the rarified mountain air, heavily perfumed by the malodorous outpourings from Snappy's cloaca, that he did not notice the herd of goats that had gathered to enjoy the heady aromas!)

Atoms (Visiting herd of goats so entranced by malodorous outpourings from Snappy's cloaca, they paused to inhale the last glorious atoms of fragrance. They refused to depart until His Holiness rapidly consumed a six-pack of Coca Cola and belched glorious farewell incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in the rarified mountain air. This unique remix available on iTunes and Spotify.)

 

[LaManuka]

Atoms (Visiting herd of goats so entranced by malodorous outpourings from Snappy's cloaca, they paused to inhale the last glorious atoms of fragrance. They refused to depart until His Holiness rapidly consumed a six-pack of Coca Cola and belched glorious farewell incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in the rarified mountain air. This unique remix available on iTunes and Spotify.)

Moths (As the last echoes of the glorious farewell incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" hung in the rarified mountain air, the Dalai Lama reluctantly took his leave of the entrancingly beautiful Snippy. Sadly though, as she handed him his saffron robes, it was discovered that they were full of holes, having been infested with a plague of moths brought on by the musty, mouldy atmosphere in Snappy's mountain lair, thus His Holiness was henceforth known as His "Holeyness.")

 

[Scott]

Moths (As the last echoes of the glorious farewell incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" hung in the rarified mountain air, the Dalai Lama reluctantly took his leave of the entrancingly beautiful Snippy. Sadly though, as she handed him his saffron robes, it was discovered that they were full of holes, having been infested with a plague of moths brought on by the musty, mouldy atmosphere in Snappy's mountain lair, thus His Holiness was henceforth known as His "Holeyness.")

Hosts (Dalai Lama's hosts made munificent gesture and gifted His Holeyness with a pair of beautiful replacement saffron robes knitted from the finest cotton and jewels. Snappy discovered moths were attracted to the glorious incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in musty, mouldy atmosphere. Snippy hatched a diabolical plan to harvest moths and fashion them into a recipe with Spam, offal, and organ meats.)

 

[LaManuka]

Hosts (Dalai Lama's hosts made munificent gesture and gifted His Holeyness with a pair of beautiful replacement saffron robes knitted from the finest cotton and jewels. Snappy discovered moths were attracted to the glorious incantations of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" in musty, mouldy atmosphere. Snippy hatched a diabolical plan to harvest moths and fashion them into a recipe with Spam, offal, and organ meats.)

Sloth (In musty, mouldy atmosphere, Snippy has hatched a diabolical plan to harvest moths and fashion them into a recipe with Spam, offal, and organ meats. The Dalai Lama, in gratitude for the richly bejewelled saffron robes sewn for him by Snippy with her own claws, has bequeathed her a herd of sloths from which she may harvest much sought-after sloth algae with which to complete her recipe. Imagine her surprise when even the sloths from the far off Andes Mountains began to recite the ancient incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", which had been handed down from their ancestral whānau as they migrated across the Pacific!)

 

[Scott]

Sloth (In musty, mouldy atmosphere, Snippy has hatched a diabolical plan to harvest moths and fashion them into a recipe with Spam, offal, and organ meats. The Dalai Lama, in gratitude for the richly bejewelled saffron robes sewn for him by Snippy with her own claws, has bequeathed her a herd of sloths from which she may harvest much sought-after sloth algae with which to complete her recipe. Imagine her surprise when even the sloths from the far off Andes Mountains began to recite the ancient incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", which had been handed down from their ancestral whānau as they migrated across the Pacific!)

Toils (Snippy toils in her musty gourmet kitchen concocting recipes weaving the goodness of Spam, offal, organ meats, harvested moths and sloth algae. Global gastronomes recite the ancient incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" while replicating recipes published in runaway bestseller "Cooking with Snappy and Snippy," forward written by His Holiness Dalai Lama.)

 

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[LaManuka]

Toils (Snippy toils in her musty gourmet kitchen concocting recipes weaving the goodness of Spam, offal, organ meats, harvested moths and sloth algae. Global gastronomes recite the ancient incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" while replicating recipes published in runaway bestseller "Cooking with Snappy and Snippy," forward written by His Holiness Dalai Lama.)

Soils (Snappy has at last achieved a sublime state of Enlightenment, as he watches the royalties from the runaway best selling cookbook "Cooking With Snappy and Snippy" roll in, breathing in the aromas of his special Spam, offal and organ mean incense, and chanting that ancient and glorious incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", that his cloacal sphincters attain a state of ultimate loosening and he soils himself.)

 

[Scott]

Soils (Snappy has at last achieved a sublime state of Enlightenment, as he watches the royalties from the runaway best selling cookbook "Cooking With Snappy and Snippy" roll in, breathing in the aromas of his special Spam, offal and organ mean incense, and chanting that ancient and glorious incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", that his cloacal sphincters attain a state of ultimate loosening and he soils himself.)

Boils (Too much of a good thing cost Snappy his tail! While breathing in the aromas of special Spam, organ meat, moth, and algae incense, his cloacal sphincters loosened, the scalding volcanic torrent boils off his tail. Snappy chanted that ancient and glorious incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" to the heavens for divine intervention. Next day he awoke sporting a mysterious prosthetic tail!)

Actual story! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...gets-PROSTHETIC-TAIL-swim-properly-again.html

 

[LaManuka]

Boils (Too much of a good thing cost Snappy his tail! While breathing in the aromas of special Spam, organ meat, moth, and algae incense, his cloacal sphincters loosened, the scalding volcanic torrent boils off his tail. Snappy chanted that ancient and glorious incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" to the heavens for divine intervention. Next day he awoke sporting a mysterious prosthetic tail!)

Actual story! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...gets-PROSTHETIC-TAIL-swim-properly-again.html

Limos (Finally tiring of the musty, mouldy surroundings of his Himalayan lair, Snappy hires a fleet of limos to drive him and his entourage to the airport where they catch the next flight to Yaoundé, Cameroon, on assignment to corner the worldwide Spam market at it's source. Snappy's driver is agitated at hearing the arcane chanting of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" coming from the back seat and threatens to call the police, prompting Snappy to trot out that well-worn bleat of the E-grade celebrity, "How dare you? Don't you know who I am??!", to which the limo driver responded........

 

[Scott]

Limos (Finally tiring of the musty, mouldy surroundings of his Himalayan lair, Snappy hires a fleet of limos to drive him and his entourage to the airport where they catch the next flight to Yaoundé, Cameroon, on assignment to corner the worldwide Spam market at it's source. Snappy's driver is agitated at hearing the arcane chanting of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" coming from the back seat and threatens to call the police, prompting Snappy to trot out that well-worn bleat of the E-grade celebrity, "How dare you? Don't you know who I am??!", to which the limo driver responded........

Limbo (Snappy's global celebrity infamy for most grotesque cloaca appears in limbo. Nary a Yaoundé spammer recognized profuse odor nor sizzling sharts. First time town's shaman melodiously played divine chanting of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu," Snappy vowed to stay and eat every spammer to gain local reputation.

 

[LaManuka]

Limbo (Snappy's global celebrity infamy for most grotesque cloaca appears in limbo. Nary a Yaoundé spammer recognized profuse odor nor sizzling sharts. First time town's shaman melodiously played divine chanting of "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu," Snappy vowed to stay and eat every spammer to gain local reputation.

Broil (Having vowed to stay in Yaoundé and eat every spammer in town to gain local reputation, Snappy hit upon a plan to broil them in a steaming cauldron heaped with offal, organ meat, moths and sloth algae in order to add that indispensable umami flavour to the recipe, intoning the ancient and glorious chant "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" and letting rip with some deathly sizzling sharts as he did so!)