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[Scott]

Tasty (Snappy denied Snippy's request, owing to the fact that despite all the potential health issues, he finds that salty spam most tasty, and therefore, worth the risk!)

Pasty (Snippy pulled a fast one and blended Spam, offal, and baked cauliflower into a pasty mash. Washed down with Cornish Scrumpy cider, rendered the most noxious, fetid flatulence ever!)

 

[LaManuka]

Pasty (Snippy pulled a fast one and blended Spam, offal, and baked cauliflower into a pasty mash. Washed down with Cornish Scrumpy cider, rendered the most noxious, fetid flatulence ever!)

Nasty (The addition of stinky baked cauliflower to the already fetid morass of Spam and offal resulted in a nasty brown cloud of flatulence so thick that it could be cut with a knife!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Nasty (The addition of stinky baked cauliflower to the already fetid morass of Spam and offal resulted in a nasty brown cloud of flatulence so thick that it could be cut with a knife!)
Stain (nasty stain from last flatulence, good think Snappy does own laundry!)

 

[Scott]

Nasty (The addition of stinky baked cauliflower to the already fetid morass of Spam and offal resulted in a nasty brown cloud of flatulence so thick that it could be cut with a knife!)

Satan (Snippy feared her concoction of stinky, fetid morass of Spam and offal awoke vengeance from Satan who threatened to stab flatulent Snappy with his pitchfork!)

 

[LaManuka]

Satan (Snippy feared her concoction of stinky, fetid morass of Spam and offal awoke vengeance from Satan who threatened to stab flatulent Snappy with his pitchfork!)

Stank (The Devil himself was forced to retreat because Snappy's rear end stank even worse than the vapours emanating from Satan's own infernal nether regions!)

 

[Scott]

Stank (The Devil himself was forced to retreat because Snappy's rear end stank even worse than the vapours emanating from Satan's own infernal nether regions!)

Stink (Snappy stumbled home from a wild bender of offal sushi and Cornish Scrumpy cider, oblivious to wretched stink from diabolical flatulence.)

 

[LaManuka]

Stink (Snappy stumbled home from a wild bender of offal sushi and Cornish Scrumpy cider, oblivious to wretched stink from diabolical flatulence.)

Pints (Snappy awoke next morning following his wild offal sushi and Cornish Scrumpy cider fuelled bender, only to down a few pints of Spitfire Ale to get the whole fermentation process started again )

 

[Scott]

Pints (Snappy awoke next morning following his wild offal sushi and Cornish Scrumpy cider fuelled bender, only to down a few pints of Spitfire Ale to get the whole fermentation process started again )

Pants (Six pack of Spitfire Ales compelled Snappy to try on human pants in effort to conceal his brown-tinged stinking hide.)

 

[LaManuka]

Pants (Six pack of Spitfire Ales compelled Snappy to try on human pants in effort to conceal his brown-tinged stinking hide.)

Spain (Snappy was so blind drunk following way too many Spitfire Ales and couldn't remember how he managed to get himself on a flight to Madrid. Upon waking from his drunken stupor he was most surprised to find himself being interrogated by local religious authorities about his recent Satanic activities, because.....

 

[Scott]

Spain (Snappy was so blind drunk following way too many Spitfire Ales and couldn't remember how he managed to get himself on a flight to Madrid. Upon waking from his drunken stupor he was most surprised to find himself being interrogated by local religious authorities about his recent Satanic activities, because.....

Saint (Snappy faced down an inquisition alleging Satanic flirtation and proclaimed himself Saint Flatulence with a decidedly sulfuric ambiance.

 

[MrLaurieKeats]

Saint (Snappy faced down an inquisition alleging Satanic flirtation and proclaimed himself Saint Flatulence with a decidedly sulfuric ambiance)

Faint (The inquisitors reeled back in horror, with their olfactory senses overwhelmed by a faint bum burp and an aura of smugness at a jobbie well done)

 

[LaManuka]

Faint (The inquisitors reeled back in horror, with their olfactory senses overwhelmed by a faint bum burp and an aura of smugness at a jobbie well done)

Unfit (We should give thanks for the existence of Snappy, the flatulent fictitious crocodile who happily makes a meal of foul and putrefying Spam which would otherwise be unfit for human consumption )

 

[MrLaurieKeats]

Unfit (We should give thanks for the existence of Snappy, the flatulent fictitious crocodile who happily makes a meal of foul and putrefying Spam which would otherwise be unfit for human consumption )

Flint ( Reeling backwards Dominic the inquisitor (not his real name) bumped into the loose rock wall, completely unaware that the descending piece of flint was about to spark off Snappy's volatile noxious emissions.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flint ( Reeling backwards Dominic the inquisitor (not his real name) bumped into the loose rock wall, completely unaware that the descending piece of flint was about to spark off Snappy's volatile noxious emissions.)

Glint (There was an unmistakeable glint of mischief in Snappy's eye as he made good his escape from the Inquisitor's dungeon, his pursuers rendered unconscious by the flaming ball of gas that exploded from his nether regions and provided a rocket propelled ride to freedom!)

 

[MrLaurieKeats]

Glint (There was an unmistakable glint of mischief in Snappy's eye as he made good his escape from the Inquisitor's dungeon, his pursuers rendered unconscious by the flaming ball of gas that exploded from his nether regions and provided a rocket propelled ride to freedom!)

Bling ( Buoyed by his success there was only one thing for Snappy to do.....strut. Cruising down the hallway seeing his reflection that the only thing that would make the scene perfect was some bling. )

 

[LaManuka]

Bling ( Buoyed by his success there was only one thing for Snappy to do.....strut. Cruising down the hallway seeing his reflection that the only thing that would make the scene perfect was some bling. )

Blind (Snappy's pursuers were rendered blind by the dazzling glitter that blazed forth from his shiny new bling suit - and their olfactory senses made useless by the trail of toxic gaseous emissions that discharged from his contaminated cloaca.)

 

[MrLaurieKeats]

Blind (Snappy's pursuers were rendered blind by the dazzling glitter that blazed forth from his shiny new bling suit - and their olfactory senses made useless by the trail of toxic gaseous emissions that discharged from his contaminated cloaca.)

Bland ( Suddenly a squad of heavily armed guards appeared carrying cups of cocoa only to be confronted by the presence of the Snappy one. In his aura (or stench?) they felt bland and insignificant parting as he strutted by, eyeing each in turn and taking the last guards cocoa.....without saying thank you. )

 

[LaManuka]

Bland ( Suddenly a squad of heavily armed guards appeared carrying cups of cocoa only to be confronted by the presence of the Snappy one. In his aura (or stench?) they felt bland and insignificant parting as he strutted by, eyeing each in turn and taking the last guards cocoa.....without saying thank you. )

Eland (Energised by a warming cup of cocoa and the admiring, jealous glances of the guards now disarmed by his blingy new apparel, Snappy was conveyed in triumphant splendour out of the Inquisitor's dungeon, comfortably perched between the accommodating horns of a passing eland.)

 

[MrLaurieKeats]

Eland (Energised by a warming cup of cocoa and the admiring, jealous glances of the guards now disarmed by his blingy new apparel, Snappy was conveyed in triumphant splendour out of the Inquisitor's dungeon, comfortably perched between the accommodating horns of a passing eland.)

Clean ( At the end of that day when the dust had settled and our hero had ambled away, the night shift arrived amidst the carnage, spilt cocoa and odd fragrances. They universally agreed....they were not going to be the ones to clean this mess. For it is said..."Snappy messes with his foes on many levels". )

 

[Scott]

Clean ( At the end of that day when the dust had settled and our hero had ambled away, the night shift arrived amidst the carnage, spilt cocoa and odd fragrances. They universally agreed....they were not going to be the ones to clean this mess. For it is said..."Snappy messes with his foes on many levels". )

Fecal (Snappy adroitly contaminated Guard's cups of hot cocoa with a spritz of sizzling fecal residue from his cloaca. Just one of Snappy's literal messes on many levels!)