I lost maggie tonight!!

[JerseyWendy]

Mark, keep hanging in there, please!

I truly hope the 'little turd' left you alone last night. If not, just block his number. That will instantly take care of it, ok?

 

[Birdman666]

Mark, keep hanging in there, please!

I truly hope the 'little turd' left you alone last night. If not, just block his number. That will instantly take care of it, ok?

I did block his number. He's been switching phones.

He hasn't called since I got him to make bird calls in front of his friends... I think I finally embarrassed him enough to make it stop.

 

[AsaiahMom43]

Mark, keep hanging in there, please!

I truly hope the 'little turd' left you alone last night. If not, just block his number. That will instantly take care of it, ok?

I did block his number. He's been switching phones.

He hasn't called since I got him to make bird calls in front of his friends... I think I finally embarrassed him enough to make it stop.

ROFLOLOLOLOL Oh THAT is the funniest thing. I can picture that in my head! LOL:09::09::09:

 

[Birdman666]

He was obviously stoned off his butt, and I could hear his buddies laughing in the background. So I messed with his head...

The calls have now stopped.

Unfortunately, the one call I am waiting for, hasn't come...

 

[Birdman666]

I just did another CL posting, this one emphasizing the $1,000 reward.

"I keep thinking this is a three foot plus long, fire engine red bird, who talks, that was lost in a densely populated suburban neighborhood. Last seen free flying at the duck pond on Lakeside Parkway. SOMEONE HAS SEEN HER, OR HAS HER BY NOW. Generally speaking, she's socialized around humans, and is so tame that as long as they didn't do anything stupid, if she were lost and disoriented she'd probably land in someone's yard and just waddle up to them. She's fully flighted (I free fly her) and she's been missing since 4/2/2016. THIS BIRD HAS A HOME. She is very loved, and very missed. This bird has been my constant companion for 17 years. She can't possibly mean more to you than she does to me. Most people are not able to properly care for these birds anyway. Nor are they prepared for the mess the make, how loud and destructive they are, or, for that matter, the kind of tantrums they can throw... Please take the reward money and bring her home where she belongs! NO QUESTIONS ASKED. I JUST WANT MY BIRD BACK!!!"

 

[Christinenc2000]

Mark I know I do not have to say this but well. I am going to anyway. No matter what anyone says. YOU MEET at a very public place. I remember the nut cases that you ran into last time and there was no money involved

 

[Christinenc2000]

Do you want to add the reward amount in Postings ? I can edit the one here and we can post to the others in FB

 

[miloslave]

Ai Mark. My heart cries for both you and Maggie. I think of you every day and keep praying for that message that says you found her. You probably already have, but please also let all the vets know you are looking for her. Stay strong, you are not searching for her by yourself, we are here for you.

Mom to Charlie and Milo

 

[Birdman666]

Mark, keep hanging in there, please!

I truly hope the 'little turd' left you alone last night. If not, just block his number. That will instantly take care of it, ok?

I did block his number. He's been switching phones.

He hasn't called since I got him to make bird calls in front of his friends... I think I finally embarrassed him enough to make it stop.

ROFLOLOLOLOL Oh THAT is the funniest thing. I can picture that in my head! LOL:09::09::09:

Well I could hear his buddies laughing in the background, so I know he wasn't alone. [They've been calling from each other's phone, but the same guy talks every time.]

He calls and says: I just heard your bird! Get down here.

Yeah, you sure it was my bird? What did it sound like?

[Caws like a crow.]

Didn't quite get that. Can you do it again?

[Caws like a crow.]

Dude, that sounds more like a crow than a macaw. Do you even know what a macaw sounds like?

[yeah I do. I'm telling you it was a macaw I heard.]

Yeah. What does a macaw sound like?

[Does another lame bird call.] I can hear laughter in the background.

Then I played the MACAW SCREAM video I've been playing to try and find her FULL VOLUME into the phone...

DUDE, THAT'S WHAT A MACAW SOUNDS LIKE. AND I KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME... SO QUIT WASTING MY TIME.

 

[Birdman666]

Do you want to add the reward amount in Postings ? I can edit the one here and we can post to the others in FB

Might as well.

Thanks!

 

[Birdman666]

Mark I know I do not have to say this but well. I am going to anyway. No matter what anyone says. YOU MEET at a very public place. I remember the nut cases that you ran into last time and there was no money involved

I've offered a reward from day one, I just didn't specify for exactly this reason.

Well, I'm not going to be walking around carrying $1,000 cash on me if that's what anyone's thinking. MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A SIGN THAT SAYS MUG ME!!!

HELLO! I'M OVER HERE... [This isn't exactly the best neighborhood in San Antonio. It's not THE WORST, but not exactly post code envy either...]

I actually had a strange dream last night similar to this one... I won the lottery, and used the publicity from that to get the word out, and offered a huge sum of money for Maggie's return...

AND CAUSED A NATIONWIDE "GREENWING THEFT" CRIME SPREE!!! People killing people over other people's stolen birds... and then bringing them to me, and I'm trying to get them back to where they go... (cuz I felt guilty for causing it, so I bought them back) and suddenly I was up to my neck in stolen greenwings.

Yeah... A little too much Rum and Cherry Lime Aid I guess...

 

[Christinenc2000]

Do you want to add the reward amount in Postings ? I can edit the one here and we can post to the others in FB

Might as well.

Thanks!

Updated the sticky .

 

[Birdman666]

I've been going back through old posts:

Even with five other birds in the house, my house is just too quiet without her, and the "goofy" factor just isn't there anymore. (Except for Kiwi, of course. Kiwi only has one setting - goofball.)

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/55690-there-s-just-nothing-else-like.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/59145-good-old-fashioned-preen-off.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/58337-most-effective-macaw-bluff-i-ve-ever-seen.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/58962-so-apparently-i-have-stalker.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/58108-saddest-sound-world.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/general-parrot-information/58130-wearable-bird-toys.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/56693-both-macaws-were-velcro-mode-tonight.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/55695-froyo.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/54622-stop-me-if-you-ve-heard-before.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/46500-now-s-macaw-toy.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/51124-maggie-one-upped-zoe-last-night.html

http://www.parrotforums.com/macaws/44796-maggie-sealed-kiss.html

 

[Christinenc2000]

LOVE This one

 

[Birdman666]

LOVE This one

That's Sarah's lipstick shot...

 

[psychocircus91]

LOVE This one

she's amazing, Mark

 

[RavensGryf]

Aw I can't believe no one else is goofy over there! 2 of mine are goofy and they're not even zons or macs. I know, the mood just isn't the same for anyone. I know it affects them too.

You really have all your bases covered. You have tons of prayers and good vibes going on from such a wonderful supportive network of good people. I feel positive that Maggie WILL be reunited with you.

 

[Jerseyjeff62]

I sure Maggie's looking for her lost shepherd ! Best wishes on finding each other

 

[AsaiahMom43]

aww, im so sorry. Still praying you find her.

 

[RatAtaT2693]

Not sure if this has been mentioned, but I've been reverse searching for her picture. (Right click pic in Chrome and select "Search Google Images".) I'm obviously no expert, but I'm presuming the marking around her eyes and the pattern on her beak is unique to Maggie? Like a fingerprint?

Like I said - not an expert, but after combing through ~150+ pictures of GWMs, I've noticed a few things.