More on Birds aren’t real

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Bella my simulated African Grey has been spying on me.
I believe she has paired herself with my new Alexa dot (with clock), at least this new behavior started shortly after I got the new Dot.
I am sure it’s her eyes.
Bella is letting Alexa see through her eyes. Just wait for the photo.
I will be laying on the bed in my bedroom
Se will sneak around the door jam from the bathroom (her normal monitoring post) and watch me

 

[kme3388]

Nico (my ekkie) is obsessed with radios. He’ll go stand right in front of one for hours entertained listening to commercials

 

[LaManuka]

Surely only robot mechanical feet would be able to climb your door frame like that. Bella's cover is definitely blown, she's a government plant for sure. Be afraid, Wes, BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!

 

[ravvlet]

Mildly terrifying but extremely hilarious. You would think the Amazon device would pair with the Amazon, but alas!

 

[SailBoat]

Julio's distrust for anything non-'New World Amazon' has kept the plastic predator far away! Add, anything 'Government' related and we are fairly comfortable with our current non-bugged status.

Plus, our home is inspected by HRH to assure that nothing has found its way into his kingdom while he and his staff have been at the cabin.

 

[Rico_Tiel]

If I touch the antenna on my birb C-T1EL-067, he glitches out and powers off momentarily.

Proof. It is proven that birds, like hearts, toes, and snow are just government ploys smh my head