Prerequisites of Parrot Ownership (in a humerous AND truthful way)

[ConureCrazy]

A bus load of wet wipes!

LOL! I have been really lucky that I have a little brother who isn't potty trained yet. They come in handy for those lobby poopies.

 

[azdesertrhino]

Accept the fact that most non-bird folks will think you are nuts and don't let it bother you.

 

[SandyBee]

to accept you will never eat another meal in peace LOL

 

[JerseyWendy]

* Scrubbing walls WILL become part of "regular" house cleaning

* While out in public you realize people staring, and you don't even realize your beloved fid has left one or more "presents" on your back - nor do you care.

 

[antoinette]

Spending quality time with your bird, hours and hours.

Listening to them, knowing exactly what they want, and giving it to them

Talking, and repeating and repeating and repeating words over and over again

Being ignore at times......

Being told what to do AND when