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I love you all. I love this place. It has saved me in many ways.
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As always: sheer brilliance. I celebrate you. You lift me up with your charm and intelligence.Come a-listen to a story ‘bout the man named Rival
A suffering’ soul just a-struggling for survival
‘Cause one fine day he met that Abigail,
And the rest of his life turned to smoldering hell.
Black doom. Sargasso Sea.
Well the next thing you know, old Rjval got a bite
From the dinosaur with feathers who eats chilis in the night
He said, more bandaids is the thing I really need,
Cause that gol-darned bird really wants to make me bleed.
Red blood. Arterial.
And now it’s time to say goodbye to Rival and his woes.
His eardrums shattered, and last nerve about to go.
You’re all invited back next week to this forum to see
When the Rickeybird schemes up some new indignity.
Poop. Buttfeathers.
Y’all duck fast, hear?
Oh Aunty G, I'm sorry to hear you've been so ill but I am SO happy to see you and that rascally Rickeybird are back - we missed yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!Hello, hello, hello!
I'm back from a sudden and extended illness. I do feel a bit of an obligation to explain: suffice to say, I had an infection which went septic, made me unable to walk, and landed me in and out of critical care and then rehab. I'm home now for good, walking, going about my business and feeling good. I've missed this place, and all of you, SO MUCH. I apologize sincerely for not getting word to you... it was a rough time.
My only complaint? My darling demon, The Rickeybird, was terribly traumatized by my absences and related problems. When I came home to stay, he was greeting me with screams and aggression and refusal to let me touch him. Heartbreaking, but understandable. He has been with me since he was a chick, is now 42 years old, and must have suffered terribly without me. Wellllllll, I have a lot of making-up to do, and I'm working on it. He now lets me stroke his back; he takes treats from my hand; he has occasionally called out "Gail!". We'll get there. Here's a photo of us. "G" is Gail and "TR" is The Rickeybird.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!
Welcome back lovely lady!, you are always so kind and helpful to others. I'm sorry to hear what you have gone through. It must have been a very difficult time for the both of you.Hello, hello, hello!
I'm back from a sudden and extended illness. I do feel a bit of an obligation to explain: suffice to say, I had an infection which went septic, made me unable to walk, and landed me in and out of critical care and then rehab. I'm home now for good, walking, going about my business and feeling good. I've missed this place, and all of you, SO MUCH. I apologize sincerely for not getting word to you... it was a rough time.
My only complaint? My darling demon, The Rickeybird, was terribly traumatized by my absences and related problems. When I came home to stay, he was greeting me with screams and aggression and refusal to let me touch him. Heartbreaking, but understandable. He has been with me since he was a chick, is now 42 years old, and must have suffered terribly without me. Wellllllll, I have a lot of making-up to do, and I'm working on it. He now lets me stroke his back; he takes treats from my hand; he has occasionally called out "Gail!". We'll get there. Here's a photo of us. "G" is Gail and "TR" is The Rickeybird.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!