The Rickeybird Scrapbook, 1984 - Updates

Enjoyed poetry inspired by feathered tyrant. Maybe Rb needs lessons from Nameliss. She grabs me and I am trained to respond 'ouch', or 'owie'. My failure to do so results in progressively firmer pressure. (Knocking on head...) I can't remember the last time I had 'pressure enough to break skin.
 
Maybe I should should write an ode to bites...

Violets are blue, Bitemarks are red...
 
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... did ya miss me? A little?
I had one of my hospital staycations. It's lovely, really. Meals were custom-ordered, delivered, and much tastier than what I make for myself. Good-looking young man help you walk and stretch. Cheerful housekeepers make sure everything's tidy. Stately physicians come by once or twice a day to discuss your fascinating intimate welfare. Oh and *I* had sole control of the tv remote!
But of course I'm kidding. Glad to be back home and among true buddies.

During my absence, the Rb was quiet-ish and inactive, I'm told, even to the point of relative disinterest in his daily pepper.

But I'm home and my heart is at peace.

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Welcome back! Of COURSE we missed you! Hope you and Rival and The Rickeybird are doing well and having a great AT HOME staycation. Love ya sis! ā¤ļø
 
So glad you are back home! I'm sure the RB is also happy to have you home! I'm sure that will pep up his pepper sups.
Yes indeed... the ChileRooster has reestablished his dominion over his small green minions. Thank you!
 
A Fanciful Poem to My Old Lecherous Rooster
(Please note, I don't really give him booze. The first year I had him, an obnoxious roommate DID, however, and he has never stopped hoping for more, anytime there are adult beverages around.)


He’s eyein’ the hens, a wolf at the moon,
Heart full of mischief and squawkin' a croon,
He cackles and bumbles, a raucous display,
That lecherous parrot, he’s sure here to play.

Oh, that whiskey-eyed bird, with his colorful flair,
Spreading his tales through the warm summer air,
He’s a rascal, a scoundrel, a party of one,
A gaze like a sailor, a heart full of fun.

He whispers sweet nothings in a voice gravel-stone,
But don’t be deceived by that raucous tone,
He’s been flyin’ high on that rum-soaked delight,
In the twilight of dawn and the echo of night.

Now, he dances on tables, a real jester's charm,
A flirt and a flip, he’s raisin’ alarm,
But everyone knows he’s a soul unconfined,
That parrot makes chaos that’s one-of-a-kind.

So raise up your glass to that raucous rogue,
The demon with spirit, forever in vogue,
A bottle of laughter, a feathered delight,
Except when he's hammered and pickin' a fight.
He’s eyein’ the hens, a wolf at the moon,
Heart full of mischief and squawkin' a croon,
He cackles and bumbles, a raucous display,
That lecherous parrot, he’s sure here to play.

Oh, that whiskey-eyed bird, with his colorful flair,
Spreading his tales through the warm summer air,
He’s a rascal, a scoundrel, a party of one,
A gaze like a sailor, a heart full of fun.

He whispers sweet nothings in a voice gravel-stone,
But don’t be deceived by that raucous tone,
He’s been flyin’ high on that rum-soaked delight,
In the twilight of dawn and the echo of night.

Now, he dances on tables, a real jester's charm,
A flirt and a flip, he’s raisin’ alarm,
But everyone knows he’s a soul unconfined,
That parrot makes chaos that’s one-of-a-kind.

So raise up your glass to that raucous rogue,
The demon with spirit, forever in vogue,
A bottle of laughter, a feathered delight,
Except when he's hammered and pickin' a fight.

I have been married to the OP here (aka GaleriaGila, aka Gail, aka Abigail) for 41 years. I PREDATE the RICKEYBIRD by an honorable few months! I have managed the bank accounts, maintained the household, kept the car in excellent condition, driven the wife and her darling to countless vet appointments, tolerated decades of 100-decibel insults from said parrot, and carried out a million other husbandly duties... and yet...

AND YET...

I have never had a poem dedicated to ME.
 

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