Are you me or am I you? Are we twins? We got spawned by the same person?This post literally explained my entire life
Excluding #3. I have the opposite problem
Everyone hides stuff from their parents. It's a part of developing your own separate identity.
I still do number 10 just because I can.Oh boy, I have a lot
1. Nail biting
2. Hair chewing (sometimes)
3. Not knowing when to shut up
4. making the same mistakes and wondering why it didn’t magically go differently
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5. Just not eating for a few days because eating got boring
6. chewing my lip
7. Going to sleep if I get bored
8. Checking things often and always wondering “did I close that?”
9. Twitching when overly excited (I know it’s stimming, but this one I can’t mask at all and has lead to some embarrassing moments)
10. I used to touch my eyeballs when I was younger. I thought it “felt cool”. What the heck was wrong with me?
Maybe don’t do #10 since it’s harmful to your eyes and can result in eye infections and eye damage. It would probably hurt like hell! when I found out about that, I stopped because in my stupid kid brain, infection = necrosis, and I didn’t want my eyes to become necrotic and fall out and leave me blind-blind. I was… an idiot, to put it lightly xD
Someone must've seperated us at birth fr
Exactly. I don't think I've ever met a person who shares everything with their parents
One day we'll reunite for sureUgh of course they didwhoever it was is a hater
I gladly eat boring food.. I'm sensitive to most tastes
I have a list of "safe foods" and I refuse to eat other foodsPeople always look at me weird at me weird when I eat the most basic foods at social events
(usually ones my parents force me to attend)
alright but I really only did it real lightly and for just of second.
And the world will be ready for CHAOSOne day we'll reunite for sure
Germs spread on contact, so it’s still pretty harmful
gosh you’re luckyI gladly eat boring food.. I'm sensitive to most tastes
People always look at me weird at me weird when I eat the most basic foods at social events
I just can't handle other foods
I wish I could be content with most food (I’ve only got 2 foods that I would gladly eat everyday lol). is fries one of your safe foods? 
people look at me weird because I make the most absurd foods and enjoy it, and they are like “bro what is wrong with you?” Usually I reply with something really out of pocket lol
I wore contact lenses starting at 14 and got very accustomed to putting my fingers in my eyes. Harness if they are clean. The surface of your eyeball has an amazing immune system because it's open to the environment.
Nope. I hate fries. I'll eat bread or cereal thogosh you’re lucky
out of pocket is always the best responseI have that opposite problem
average parent behaviour frOmg my parents force me to go to social events too. it suckssss
That's most people tbh
I’m surprised! Usually fries are a safe food, so that why I asked but huh! That’s cool! Cereal is gooddddd what’s your favorite?Nope. I hate fries. I'll eat bread or cereal tho
out of pocket is always the best response
average parent behaviour fr
That's most people tbh
usually I say something so incredibly wild and honestly really gross. The tamest option I choose is saying something like “I’ve got trauma from 
little do they know, we turn into wolves at night and eat their families
I'll eat pretty much any. I mostly eat wholegrain cereal because that's what I grew up from(and cuz it's the only type available in my house
)I should use that tacticYESSSSSS
*insert traumatic event that I never went through here*
and if I do not eat this very food, I will
*insert very unusual death that typically involves an explosive expulsion of biological waste and/or bodily fluids*. Mind your business.”
Probably
It shall be a legendary feastThey will never understand us
