Birdie Chatroom!

Human flesh tastes best when raw. They make such funny noises when I bite!

-Vortex
 
How could you be so mean, Vortex? My human came safely home around 0300. It after hours and hours in the ER after being in a car accident. I perched so I could sleep with one eye open during the night. I wanted to make sure she was alright with my own eye(s)? She wasn't too happy about that. I do think she appreciated it. She gave me three in sell pistachios. Besides, haven't you heard that human isn't good for us unless you are of the vulture persuasion? Chicken wings or turkey drumsticks oven roasted and meat removed tastes so much better.
 
Going to get new roof. Any suggestions for dealing with a CAG? Nameliss is stable (for a temperamental species). Just want to see anything specific or known problems.
 
Ok, I realize I can do a lot with a crochet hook, sewing machine, loom beading or medical except procedures like surgery . But I can't upload a video to YouTube. I thought it was my older laptop. Now with MS. New barely out of the box I suspect it is user error, aka I need a first grader to help me figure this out. I get to YouTube sign in etc., go to create video without apparent problems. I click create no problems, I click upload and nothing happens. I have looked at videos to see what I may be doing wrong. On everyone they click on upload and go to another screen. I tried YouTube, YouTube studio. Any suggestions will be appreciated. Computers, tablets , yes cell phones and the like are of no interest to me. I suspect it is user aka me, myself and I error.
 
My human is kidding me. First I left my home where I spent years, 2 months later she took me to another place again... just few days later she took me back to the previous one, few days later again to the new one and now I am back here AGAIN. What's going on, do I live in two places now? 😭 Somehow Jaś, Fela and Rozalka don't travel like me and they are in the same house all the time. Or at least I think so, recently I didn't even meet them🤷‍♂️

~Zenek
 
I was stuffed in the basement cage for ages. Seriously. It was like two hours and I had nothing to do but eat and play with my toys and find walls to shoot my poops at. Then when the Help finally returned I couldn't find anything in my regular cage. Everything was in a different place and all the tasty winter poop in the cracks was gone. So disappointed. I was saving that for Easter.
 
Just two hours? We've been in the basement for 2 and half months. I guess it's our new home now. It's colder here but it's a bit better than when we stayed alone in the previous place - imagine that humans literally left us for like two weeks in a nearly empty and cold apartment, they were visiting only to feed us and to do some other things 🫣 Everything kept disappearing until one day they transported us as well. Now we can see where the stuff went because we can see the same furniture🫣 The weirdest thing is that our main human disappeared... until recently when suddenly she appeared.... with Zenek??🤯 But then they disappeared again. She has been here just twice for just a few days.
~The Bourkes
 
My human pet is staying away from me. She's going to such extremes. Emergency rooms, hospital admission and now doctor visits. She wrecked car. Instead of using Uber like a normal person she's riding the  bus and walking! Claiming that it's relaxing and helpful to get centered. An Uber use visit is less then 90 min. A bus with her tendency to wander is half a day. Thanks to her kid ratting us out she's punishing me. Now none of my preferred staples donuts or white rice and cheese. Rationing of pistachios and yummy treats. Told me I was gonna eat chop or die. I fixed her. I ate pellets! Such heartless in addition to avoiding me. I kinda wish her kid hadn't shown her this..aren't donuts wonderful?
20250802_075317.webp
 
She is fine. Trying get changes in her migraines under control. She claims that she needs to find her center and identify the pain pathway. Like with her earlier ones. She can't stop but can remain functional. That's where I come in. I give a function, joy, irritation, frustration, happiness, aggravation, and so much love rolled into a 14 ounce feathered noisy, snark in grey feathers. But she still won't let me have unlimited white rice with cheese and donuts!
 

Latest posts

Back
Top Bottom