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[LaManuka]

Sonny (Snappy, you better take care of those teeth, sonny boy, or else you'll wind up like me!)

Nosey ("Oh my Snappy, what a big nose you have!" "All the better to SNAP you with!" )

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Nosey ("Oh my Snappy, what a big nose you have!" "All the better to SNAP you with!" )
Enjoy (those teeth whilst thou still has 'em)

 

[LaManuka]

Enjoy (those teeth whilst thou still has 'em)

Joeys (Looks like Snappy's been busy with the ladies, lots of "joeys" all of a sudden who bear a striking resemblance!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Joeys (Looks like Snappy's been busy with the ladies, lots of "joeys" all of a sudden who bear a striking resemblance!)
Yokes (fitted to the joeys for a tug of war)

 

[LaManuka]

Yokes (fitted to the joeys for a tug of war)

Yikes (Snappy owes an awful lot of child support payments!)

 

[Scott]

Yikes (Snappy owes an awful lot of child support payments!)

Risky (Unprotected crocodile sex is risky)

 

[LaManuka]

Risky (Unprotected crocodile sex is risky)

Shirk (Unprotected crocodile sex is risky, 'specially if Snappy thinks he can shirk his paternal responsibilities!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Shirk (Unprotected crocodile sex is risky, 'specially if Snappy thinks he can shirk his paternal responsibilities!)

Shark (bring one in to test Snappy's masculinity)

 

[Scott]

Shirk (Unprotected crocodile sex is risky, 'specially if Snappy thinks he can shirk his paternal responsibilities!)

Skirt (Snappy chases anything in a skirt!)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Ha ha = It's Martina's turn to choose as Scott and I posted same time LOL

 

[LaManuka]

Skirt (Snappy chases anything in a skirt!)

Shark (bring one in to test Snappy's masculinity)

(I will go with........)

Shirt (with a shark on it, to remind Snappy not to be a deadbeat dad!)

 

[Scott]

Shirt (with a shark on it, to remind Snappy not to be a deadbeat dad!)

Trash (Snappy's New Year resolution was to avoid acting like trash!)

 

[LaManuka]

Trash (Snappy's New Year resolution was to avoid acting like trash!)

Taser (Acting like trash will get Snappy tasered, and it wouldn't be the first time!)

 

[Scott]

Taser (Acting like trash will get Snappy tasered, and it wouldn't be the first time!)

Trace (Snappy's amorous ways are lightning fast and he disappears without a trace. Except for the hatchlings ~ 80 to 90 days later)

 

[LaManuka]

Trace (Snappy's amorous ways are lightning fast and he disappears without a trace. Except for the hatchlings ~ 80 to 90 days later)

Races (Snappy races to the DNA lab for a paternity test. He's fairly sure he's seen his cousin Gummy hangin' 'round his lady friends!)

 

[Scott]

Races (Snappy races to the DNA lab for a paternity test. He's fairly sure he's seen his cousin Gummy hangin' 'round his lady friends!)

Faces (Those faces look alike but DNA doesn't lie!)

 

[LaManuka]

Faces (Those faces look alike but DNA doesn't lie!)

Safer (is safer than going for "feces", which I could've gone for but we'd have been heading down that whole toilet humour road again. And besides "faeces" is a six letter word in Australia!)

 

[Scott]

Safer (is safer than going for "feces", which I could've gone for but we'd have been heading down that whole toilet humour road again. And besides "faeces" is a six letter word in Australia!)

Bears (We all know bears defecate in the woods, so I'll head for bed and place the thread's course in Martina or Debbie's capable hands!)

 

[LaManuka]

Bears (We all know bears defecate in the woods, so I'll head for bed and place the thread's course in Martina or Debbie's capable hands!)

Fears (I have grave fears for the frightful direction this thread will take when you go Scott. Nitey nite! :smile015

 

[saxguy64]

Fears (I have grave fears for the frightful direction this thread will take when you go Scott. Nitey nite! :smile015

Feast (avoiding the obvious direction this could have taken, Snappy enjoys his frequent feasts of spam. The spammier, the better!)