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[LaManuka]

Fetal (Snarky feral sisters were saved with buoyancy induced by high fat content of smeared lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats. Crouched in fetal position as boulders slammed into Lake Titicaca, rescued by crocs grateful for Snappy's delicacies. Revenge was sought against whānau from Whitianga Whangapoua and Whangamatā in the form of marauding Army Ants from Masai Mara.)

Alert (Ever alert to the death defying treachery of snarky feral sisters, Snappy's faithful extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā promptly bundled up undead remains and carted them off to nearby Tutupaca volcano, where the massive fat content of smeared lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats ensured high temperatures guaranteed to incinerate every psychotic molecule beyond all hope of regeneration!!)

 

[Scott]

Alert (Ever alert to the death defying treachery of snarky feral sisters, Snappy's faithful extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā promptly bundled up undead remains and carted them off to nearby Tutupaca volcano, where the massive fat content of smeared lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats ensured high temperatures guaranteed to incinerate every psychotic molecule beyond all hope of regeneration!!)

Realm (Psychotic molecules incinerated by Tutupaca volcano pass to realm of shape sifting Lizard People. Army of reconstituted feral sisters led by Hohepa and Shujaa defy death and stand by to exact revenge against whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. A fearsome plague of lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats rain down over the Coromandel homeland, rendering the pilgrims last of their kind and subject to all manner of blackmail and usery.)

 

[LaManuka]

Realm (Psychotic molecules incinerated by Tutupaca volcano pass to realm of shape sifting Lizard People. Army of reconstituted feral sisters led by Hohepa and Shujaa defy death and stand by to exact revenge against whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. A fearsome plague of lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats rain down over the Coromandel homeland, rendering the pilgrims last of their kind and subject to all manner of blackmail and usery.)

(Oh deary me.........lol!!! :jumping40 )

Marae (Upon return to their beloved Coromandel homeland, grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā assemble at their marae to discuss tactics to deal with shape shifting feral snarky Lizard Sister Mutant People once and for all. Every last remaining psychotic molecule is encased in lead sarcophagi, loaded onto a Saturn V rocket powered by fuel distilled from lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats and fired into the Sun where it detonates at extreme interstellar temperatures and is completely destroyed forever and ever and ever, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, eat a horse manure pie, white rabbits no returns, O-U-T spells OUT, AMEN!!!)

 

[Scott]

Marae (Upon return to their beloved Coromandel homeland, grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā assemble at their marae to discuss tactics to deal with shape shifting feral snarky Lizard Sister Mutant People once and for all. Every last remaining psychotic molecule is encased in lead sarcophagi, loaded onto a Saturn V rocket powered by fuel distilled from lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats and fired into the Sun where it detonates at extreme interstellar temperatures and is completely destroyed forever and ever and ever, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, eat a horse manure pie, white rabbits no returns, O-U-T spells OUT, AMEN!!!)

Alarm (Launch of Saturn V rocket powered by fuel distilled from lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats into the Sun was perhaps final act of galactic perfidy by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Detonation ceased the Sun's nuclear fusion, eight minutes later Earth was cold and dark. Fear and alarm struck all inhabitants, with our heroic croc to the rescue! Snappy's recent fecal transplant transformed his cloaca into veritable powerhouse of heat and energy. Shape shifting Lizard People provided laser conduits from Snappy to power stations and reflected heat bounced off atmosphere to bathe the Earth in warmth and glorious malodorous stench. Snappy pledged continued planetary sustenance forever and ever and ever, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, eat a horse manure pie.)

 

[LaManuka]

Alarm (Launch of Saturn V rocket powered by fuel distilled from lizard gizzards, moth larvae, sloth algae, Spam, offal and organ meats into the Sun was perhaps final act of galactic perfidy by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Detonation ceased the Sun's nuclear fusion, eight minutes later Earth was cold and dark. Fear and alarm struck all inhabitants, with our heroic croc to the rescue! Snappy's recent fecal transplant transformed his cloaca into veritable powerhouse of heat and energy. Shape shifting Lizard People provided laser conduits from Snappy to power stations and reflected heat bounced off atmosphere to bathe the Earth in warmth and glorious malodorous stench. Snappy pledged continued planetary sustenance forever and ever and ever, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, eat a horse manure pie.)

Mylar (Snippy takes up sewing and tailors custom-made protective Mylar suits for Snappy, Shujaa, Hohepa and the whole extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā of the Coromandel and beyond. Now that the Sun has been blasted into oblivion by the detonation of feral snarky Lizard Sister Mutant People molecules, and recent fecal transplant has transformed Snappy's cloaca into into a veritable powerhouse of heat, light and energy, the wisdom of generations of whānau is now abundantly clear to everyone - that the Sun really does shine out of Snappy's cloaca )

 

[Scott]

Mylar (Snippy takes up sewing and tailors custom-made protective Mylar suits for Snappy, Shujaa, Hohepa and the whole extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā of the Coromandel and beyond. Now that the Sun has been blasted into oblivion by the detonation of feral snarky Lizard Sister Mutant People molecules, and recent fecal transplant has transformed Snappy's cloaca into into a veritable powerhouse of heat, light and energy, the wisdom of generations of whānau is now abundantly clear to everyone - that the Sun really does shine out of Snappy's cloaca. )

Balmy (One balmy morning six months later, Earthlings were greeted with a fiery lantern previously beloved as the Sun. Emissaries from the Cloacal Solar System detected failure of our star and unusual energy flux on Earth. They were horrified with Snappy's overtaxed cloaca, fecal transplant, and restarted the sun, allowing him to retire with dignity. Shujaa, Hohepa and the whole extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā of the Coromandel surrendered their protective mylar suits. Remnants were fashioned into commemorative sunglasses with lenses shaped as cloacas.)

 

[LaManuka]

Balmy (One balmy morning six months later, Earthlings were greeted with a fiery lantern previously beloved as the Sun. Emissaries from the Cloacal Solar System detected failure of our star and unusual energy flux on Earth. They were horrified with Snappy's overtaxed cloaca, fecal transplant, and restarted the sun, allowing him to retire with dignity. Shujaa, Hohepa and the whole extended whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā of the Coromandel surrendered their protective mylar suits. Remnants were fashioned into commemorative sunglasses with lenses shaped as cloacas.)

Barmy (Earthlings and whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā all hugely relieved as benevolent emissaries from the Cloacal Star System detect failure of our star and most charitably help to restore and restart it - but not nearly as relieved as Snappy whose much maligned and abused cloaca had been literally on fire for the last six months!! Mylar suits to be repurposed into costumes and worn by England's Barmy Army at forthcoming sporting events.)

 

[Scott]

Barmy (Earthlings and whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā all hugely relieved as benevolent emissaries from the Cloacal Star System detect failure of our star and most charitably help to restore and restart it - but not nearly as relieved as Snappy whose much maligned and abused cloaca had been literally on fire for the last six months!! Mylar suits to be repurposed into costumes and worn by England's Barmy Army at forthcoming sporting events.)

Rambo (England's Barmy Army pledged to perform unique Cloacal Star System rituals on future anniversaries of Sun Restart Day, heretofore known as Day of Rambo aka Snappy's birth name. Grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā fashion mylar croc balloons displayed atop homes and vehicles as loving tribute.)

 

[LaManuka]

Rambo (England's Barmy Army pledged to perform unique Cloacal Star System rituals on future anniversaries of Sun Restart Day, heretofore known as Day of Rambo aka Snappy's birth name. Grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā fashion mylar croc balloons displayed atop homes and vehicles as loving tribute.)

Lambo (Snappy's faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā show their gratitude to stellar engineering ingenuity of Shape Shifting Lizard People by importing England's Barmy Army to perform unique Cloacal Star System ritual on first annual Day of Rambo, to be celebrated on their home whenua on the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula. Seven days of ritual feasting are planned, and this being New Zealand, the whānau naturally plan to have lamb on the menu. The lambs, however, have other ideas........

 

[Scott]

Lambo (Snappy's faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā show their gratitude to stellar engineering ingenuity of Shape Shifting Lizard People by importing England's Barmy Army to perform unique Cloacal Star System ritual on first annual Day of Rambo, to be celebrated on their home whenua on the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula. Seven days of ritual feasting are planned, and this being New Zealand, the whānau naturally plan to have lamb on the menu. The lambs, however, have other ideas........

Hambo (Lambo unites with Hambo, forcing Day of Rambo celebrated vegan style. Meatless whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā consult with Shape Shifting Lizard People to conjure tasty substitute. Snippy prepared the seven day ritual feast with cloacal discharges altered to resemble ground lamb. England's Barmy Army performed admirably on whenua on the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula as echelons of marauding Wekas circled overhead.

Hambo the Porcine

 

[LaManuka]

Hambo (Lambo unites with Hambo, forcing Day of Rambo celebrated vegan style. Meatless whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā consult with Shape Shifting Lizard People to conjure tasty substitute. Snippy prepared the seven day ritual feast with cloacal discharges altered to resemble ground lamb. England's Barmy Army performed admirably on whenua on the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula as echelons of marauding Wekas circled overhead.

Hambo the Porcine

Macho (Unfortunately, cloacal discharges altered to resemble ground lamb deemed by Snappy to be not nearly macho enough to suit his image. Tasty yet unsatisfying substitute fed to circling wekas by unappreciative whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, much to the disgust of Shape Shifting Lizard People who promptly threaten to switch off the Sun. They are stopped by divebombing, poop-shooting wekas who cover them comprehensively with guano that sets like concrete and freezes them in their tracks!)

 

[Scott]

Macho (Unfortunately, cloacal discharges altered to resemble ground lamb deemed by Snappy to be not nearly macho enough to suit his image. Tasty yet unsatisfying substitute fed to circling wekas by unappreciative whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, much to the disgust of Shape Shifting Lizard People who promptly threaten to switch off the Sun. They are stopped by divebombing, poop-shooting wekas who cover them comprehensively with guano that sets like concrete and freezes them in their tracks!)

Havoc (Snappy and the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were eternally grateful to wekas having wreaked havoc on blackmailing Shape Shifting Lizard People. Snappy commissioned guano encrusted statues with a likeness of weka perched atop in town squares across the Coromandel.)

 

[LaManuka]

Havoc (Snappy and the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were eternally grateful to wekas having wreaked havoc on blackmailing Shape Shifting Lizard People. Snappy commissioned guano encrusted statues with a likeness of weka perched atop in town squares across the Coromandel.)

Nacho (Having rejected unsatisfactory meatless substitute, the now ravenous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā are well and truly ready for their lunch! Happily, Snippy has a particularly good Spam nacho recipe in her arsenal that she whips up in a jiffy )

 

[Scott]

Nacho (Having rejected unsatisfactory meatless substitute, the now ravenous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā are well and truly ready for their lunch! Happily, Snippy has a particularly good Spam nacho recipe in her arsenal that she whips up in a jiffy )

Achoo (Perennial joker Snappy decides to annoy his ravenous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā by serving up pathetic prank. Snippy's Spam nacho recipe is altered with Achoo brand Sneezing Powder and delivered to ravenous crowds. Within minutes entire party was forcefully sneezing, uncontrollably spraying snot. So great was the force an unfortunate side effect was noticed in the form of cloaca leakage, evidenced by brown spotting on posteriors.)

 

[LaManuka]

Achoo (Perennial joker Snappy decides to annoy his ravenous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā by serving up pathetic prank. Snippy's Spam nacho recipe is altered with Achoo brand Sneezing Powder and delivered to ravenous crowds. Within minutes entire party was forcefully sneezing, uncontrollably spraying snot. So great was the force an unfortunate side effect was noticed in the form of cloaca leakage, evidenced by brown spotting on posteriors.)

Chaos (Chaos reigns as Achoo brand Sneezing Powder laced nachos render whole whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā helpless from fits of sneezing at one end and uncontrollable cloacal leakage with telltale brown spotting on posteriors at the other. Whānau somewhat avenged however when a sudden change of wind direction wafts sneezing powder straight back at Snappy and the force of his sneezing blows him all the way back to his ancestral Arnhem Land stomping grounds, contrails of green snot trailing along behind him.)

 

[Scott]

Chaos (Chaos reigns as Achoo brand Sneezing Powder laced nachos render whole whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā helpless from fits of sneezing at one end and uncontrollable cloacal leakage with telltale brown spotting on posteriors at the other. Whānau somewhat avenged however when a sudden change of wind direction wafts sneezing powder straight back at Snappy and the force of his sneezing blows him all the way back to his ancestral Arnhem Land stomping grounds, contrails of green snot trailing along behind him.)

Chase (Chaos reigns over whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā while they chase each other from nose to tail as dense fog of snot and fecal spray catalyze fits of sneezing and sharting. Snappy is welcomed as long lost hero of Yolngu People in his beloved ancestral Arnhem Land. He is praised as Little Rocket Croc owing to miraculous propulsion contrails)

 

[LaManuka]

Chase (Chaos reigns over whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā while they chase each other from nose to tail as dense fog of snot and fecal spray catalyze fits of sneezing and sharting. Snappy is welcomed as long lost hero of Yoingu People in his beloved ancestral Arnhem Land. He is praised as Little Rocket Croc owing to miraculous propulsion contrails)

Chafe (Fecal spray collecting inside the nappy of Little Rocket Croc cause friction against his tender nether portions causing delicate skin to chafe. Sneezing and sharting renders whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā unable to assist with cleaning. Yolgnu elders apply traditionally prepared quandong paste to his bubbling boils and blisters, leaving him basking blissfully across the Milky Way, miraculous green snot propulsion contrails broiling along in his wake.)

 

[Scott]

Chafe (Fecal spray collecting inside the nappy of Little Rocket Croc cause friction against his tender nether portions causing delicate skin to chafe. Sneezing and sharting renders whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā unable to assist with cleaning. Yolgnu elders apply traditionally prepared quandong paste to his bubbling boils and blisters, leaving him basking blissfully across the Milky Way, miraculous green snot propulsion contrails broiling along in his wake.)

Aches (Aches from delicate skin chafing and painful ribcages as result of sneezing and sharting plague Snappy and his whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Yolngu elders patent quandong paste and reap immense royalties across the cosmos. Astronomers track Snappy's miraculous green snot propulsion contrails headed for the Cloacal system, some 35 light years in the future.)

 

[LaManuka]

Aches (Aches from delicate skin chafing and painful ribcages as result of sneezing and sharting plague Snappy and his whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Yolngu elders patent quandong paste and reap immense royalties across the cosmos. Astronomers track Snappy's miraculous green snot propulsion contrails headed for the Cloacal system, some 35 light years in the future.)

Acnes (Propelled 35 light years into the future by miraculous green snot propulsion, Yolngu patented quandong paste is no longer available to Snappy, which is a pity because in addition to curing his bubbling, blistered, tender nether portions, it also proved to be an effective treatment for his acnes. Accompanying acolytes from the faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā try to cure his zits with an unguent made from Spam, offal and organ meats as an alternative but to no avail, and his hideous pimply pustules are now out of control!)

 

[Scott]

Acnes (Propelled 35 light years into the future by miraculous green snot propulsion, Yolngu patented quandong paste is no longer available to Snappy, which is a pity because in addition to curing his bubbling, blistered, tender nether portions, it also proved to be an effective treatment for his acnes. Accompanying acolytes from the faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā try to cure his zits with an unguent made from Spam, offal and organ meats as an alternative but to no avail, and his hideous pimply pustules are now out of control!)

Nears (Snappy's hideous pimply pustules begin to heal as he rapidly ages across 35 light years of the cosmos and nears the Cloaca system. A speedy Saturn V rocket overtook his miraculous green snot propulsion and delivered cargo of precious Yolngu patented quandong paste. Ingenuity of Cloacans transformed Earthling gifts into gold and platinum which was promptly returned with sinister ulterior motive. Newly rich whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā doubled intake of Spam, offal, and organ meats with resultant heftiness. Snippy began to translate a Cloacan manuscript titled "To Serve Whānau...")