- Aug 29, 2018
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- Parrots
- Fang ({ab}normal grey cockatiel), Valentino (budgie), Jem (cinnamon cockatiel), Lovejoy(varied lorikeet), Peach (princess parrot)
Flabs (Wekas picked up the pace delivering freshly plucked raw scabs as the highest protein, lowest carb constituent of Snippy's gourmet briquettes. Snappy's exercise program utilizing silvery mylar beach balls a spectacular success with steady reduction of flabs over a three month period. At end of each exercise session, Australian pelicans cruising the Coromandel pierce the balls, giving exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā refreshing recharge of malodorous cloaca gases.)
Flays (After three months of crash dieting and strenuous physical activity with silvery mylar beach balls, exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā lose a staggering amount of weight but are left with copious amounts of excess skin, which Snippy flays from their flabby bodies using sharp pelican and weka beaks, tans and fashions into lamp shades to be sold in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)
Flays (After three months of crash dieting and strenuous physical activity with silvery mylar beach balls, exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā lose a staggering amount of weight but are left with copious amounts of excess skin, which Snippy flays from their flabby bodies using sharp pelican and weka beaks, tans and fashions into lamp shades to be sold in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)